Some Things Are Better Kept To Yourself
Sherri Shepherd, second dumb-bitch-in-command next to Elisabeth Hasselcrack on "The View," told a Christian women's magazine that she has "had more abortions than I would like to count." Somebody get Guinness World Records on the phone!
Sherri opened up to Precious Times magazine about her rough past which included drugs and fucking tons of dudes. She said, "My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count." She can count?!
Sherri, who was a Jehovah's Witness at the time, said she was involved in a very abusive relationship. When she converted to Christianity, everything changed for her, "God showed me that it would make a difference. I ask the Lord, 'Why am I here?' I have to trust God when He says, 'Because I said so.'"
She also thinks Barbara Walters needs saving, "Oh, sometimes I say, 'Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.'" I can already hear Barbara screaming, "Thut up, Therri!"
Sherri, just because you have a mouth, doesn't mean you need to use it all the time. Even I keep some things to myself, like the time I let some 75-year-old pepaw pay me to play with his shriveled turtlehead. I've never told anyone that.......until now.
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In the future, Witnesses believe that God will cleanse the earth of all wickedness and Satan will be bound for 1,000 years. During this time period, people will be resurrected to life on earth and given a chance to learn about God (Jehovah) and live under the rule of Jesus Christ. Christ would rule over the Earth with the 144,000 co rulers and restore earth to its former paradise-like state. They feel biblical prophecy shows there will be no more death or sickness and people will live in peace and harmony, just as God originally purposed for Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Last I checked JW's were Christians. How can you claim to be part of a religion and not know they recognize Jesus as the son of God? She is such a fuckchop.
Do the Witnesses believe that their religion is the only right one?
Anyone who is serious about his religion should think that it is the right one. Otherwise, why would he or she be involved in it? Christians are admonished: "Make sure of all things; hold fast to what is fine." (1 Thessalonians 5:21) A person should make sure that his beliefs can be supported by the Scriptures, for there is only one true faith. Ephesians 4:5 confirms this, mentioning "one Lord, one faith, one baptism." Jesus did not agree with the modern, relaxed view that there are many roads, many religions, all leading to salvation. Instead, he said: "Narrow is the gate and cramped the road leading off into life, and few are the ones finding it." Jehovah's Witnesses believe that they have found it. Otherwise, they would look for another religion.—Matthew 7:14.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Another one that just needs to crawl back in her hole.
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and another thing what kind of religion or person is pro abortion as birth control? My family is very religious and they told me that if I get pregnant and dont want to keep the baby they will raise it
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
People have shagged Sherri?
My take on this is that now she doesn't believe in abortions, and probably wants them to be illegal (hence the "more than I'd like to count").
So, they were ok for her when she was being a slut, and havig those abortions meant she didn't have to support several children, which definitely facilitated her rise to TV (less responsibility, saving money, etc) and her "discovery of Jesus." But now that she's happy, abortions are evil.
Stupid, stupid bitch. I'm certain this is her opinion- next thing you know she'll talk about the horrors of abortions, and ow they destroyed her, when in fact they helped her.
Because she was too all-fired stupid to prevent the pregnancy by condoms, the pill, the morning after pill, spermicide, sponges, diaphragms, etc, etc, etc. JESUS has NOTHING to do with this woman- God must be kicking himself for giving us free will, because idiots like this exist.
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Submitted by Mawy on July 22, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Ugh, gross. Why do people still not know how to use condoms and/or bc pills? Condoms have been around for over 100 years
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.... actually the Egyptians were using condoms as far back as 950 BC. And yes, they were smarter than Sherri too.
BTW, I've had 14 abortions and 3 vaginal laser rejuvenations. So there!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 12:09pm.
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Mrs. K-- I don't know, but I don't think she's gonna be one of the 200 (or was it 20,000?) Did we ever figure that out?
Submitted by yepyepyep on July 22, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Oh, sorry.
So I'd like to know where I got the notion that JWs didn't sing in church.
Maybe the Seventh Day Adventists don't sing?
Whatever, I love gospel music!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
She's full of pudding between the ears.
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Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 3:09pm.
My problem with the JW's is that they don't sing in church.
Why go to church if you aren't going to sing?
True, singing won't get you into the Kingdom of Heaven, but still and all, ya know?
My problem with them is NO FUCKING PRESENTS OR TURKEY, they do not celebrate Christmas Thanksgiving or Birthdays which they see as pagan holidays.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/22/sherri-shepherd-abortion/#commen...
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I think i'll be sticking to dlisted from now on
I have said it before and I will say it again...Barbara Walters and the "View" producers made sure to hire the two most brainless twats they could find to represent the "Conservative" viewpoint. What a joke. If you truly wanted all viewpoints, BARBARA, try hiring someone on the right side of the spectrum with a brain.
But then again, if she did that she wouldn't get the thunderous applause she gets for coming back with the most obvious repartee to their stupidity. She's the left's version of Bill O'Reilly.
Baba Wawa is one of the worst things that ever happened to the Women's Movement and the Media. Bar NONE.
Is Precious Times like High Times but without the pot? Like, is the centerfold a huge poster of Jesus with a lamb? But the lamb is really high? I am so confused
Oh boy! Somethings are better off kept to ones self.
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Who the hell looks up to HER as a role model ?????
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Submitted by OXA on July 22, 2008 - 12:01pm.
To publish this does not help young people, many of whom look up to idiots like Sherry as role models
Flat Earther makes other Christians look bad.
She doesn't abort babies now...she has them and then leaves them at home to be raised by someone else while she lives and works in another state.
I swear everytime this woman opens her mouth, I hope she comes home one day to find her son in a dress.
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I’m trying to correct this.
Why is this ho flapping her jaw?
As someone who's dealt with an unwanted pregnancy and made sure NO MORE were coming down the pike, I always want to beat bitches who brag about how many abortions they've had. It's NOT a form of birth control, idiots -- it's a last-ditch resort.
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Submitted by axopire on July 22, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Sometimes I think people are Christian just to give themselves a clean conscience about how they've crapped on or continue to crap on other people throughout their lives and use the religious excuse so they don't have to be apologetic about being an asshole.
And oftentime you are correct to think that, because it's true.
"Born-again" is more or less code for "a former (and likely recidivistic) fuck-up"
Idiocracy, just sayin'.
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Um, ok...so how the hell did she get a gig on the view.
COS STAR JONES USED THE RACE CARD.
Mrs.Kravitz
they do sing in church they have a hymn book and cds of music, they sing twice at church in the beginning of the meeting and the end
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Okay,
for some reason,
i think that all the ladies from The View are just tryin to get more attention
IDK why i get that feeling
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My problem with the JW's is that they don't sing in church.
Why go to church if you aren't going to sing?
True, singing won't get you into the Kingdom of Heaven, but still and all, ya know?
He may not come when you want Him but He's right on time. Oh, yeah!
Let the light from the lighthouse shine on me.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
What kind of Jehova was she, they do not allow blood transfusions, yet multiple abortions are acceptable?
My take on abortions, once is enough, if you repeatedly get knocked up and abort then your problem is stupidity.
We know how pregnancy occurs and in this day and age we have so many options to prevent it. She like many others using abortion as birth control are just lazy and stupid.
If you can get pregnant, you can also catch a life threatening disease.
To publish this does not help young people, many of whom look up to idiots like Sherry as role models and think it must be ok to screw around, gettin knocked up, as Sherry still made it onto tv.
SHE SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED
Too bad her mother didnt abort her....I cant thinm of anything that annoys me more than listening to her spew her ignorant mouth off
Could be worse -- she could be like Tyra Banks and flash a phony "ghetto card" whenever she wants to act like she didn't live a life of privilege.
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Y'know, when some people share their troubled pasts, it's endearing. Not so with Sherri. You can't help but think if she wasn't so very stupid, her life probably wouldn't have been so hard. She's one of those people who thinks it's awesome to be dumb, as if dumbness equals piety. Annoying!
That IT, I've hand ENOUGH. I'm going to fucking round all the annoying, vile, fucking, worthless cunts in the UK and America and I'm going fucking to tortue them slowly and painfully and then I'm going to fucking tell them "God said it was OK" na kill, each and every single fucking one of these fucking low life whores!!!!!
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Submitted by OXA on July 22, 2008 - 12:01pm.
To publish this does not help young people, many of whom look up to idiots like Sherry as role models
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You're kidding, right?
Someone looks up to her?!?!?!
Not possible.
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So don’t forget what I told you
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Submitted by vasellina on July 22, 2008 - 2:54pm.
at least she is being honest and speaking out about something that women have been doing for centuries upon centuries. it's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Let me clarify...we are NOT ashamed of abortions. Just ashamed of The View for hiring such a stupid, big-mouthed twat. You do NOT talk about the TONS of abortions you've had...i dont care how candid you are trying to be. She needs to STFU and have a little bit of discretion...OH THATS RIGHT...she fucked tons of guys and got pregnant so obviously she's not capable of discretion. GEEZ!
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
I used to be a Jehovah they do not approve of abortions or premarital sex and they are Christians Sherry is a damn ass
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I guess "abortion" means "birth control" to her. What a freaking retard. Those people should not be allowed outside, much less in the public eye.
THE WORLD IS NOT FLAT AND GOD IS GONNA SEND YA STR8 TO HELL, WHY? CUZ HE JUST TOLD ME SO, he also told me to mix Grand Marinier with diet sprite, why, cuz I, I mean, he said so. My cat also tells me to kill, BTW.
Sometimes I think people are Christian just to give themselves a clean conscience about how they've crapped on or continue to crap on other people throughout their lives and use the religious excuse so they don't have to be apologetic about being an asshole.
Baba needs saving? Look for Sherri's "resignation" in 10, 9, 8 ...
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Ugh, gross. Why do people still not know how to use condoms and/or bc pills? Condoms have been around for over 100 years and bc pills have been around for over 40 years. It's like taking a boat everywhere because you just didn't think to drive your car.
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I was JUST about to make that my new siggie....lmao
I hate this woman, she is SO stupid, it is not even funny.
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If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat
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Um, ok...so how the hell did she get a gig on the view.
Hand goes up, mouth goes shut, honey.
Finding God? Didn't know he was lost.
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_Submitted by vasellina on July 22, 2008 - 2:54pm.
at least she is being honest and speaking out about something that women have been doing for centuries upon centuries. it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Ummmm nope! Not the point.
No one is putting shame on abortions we are putting shame on her idiocy and lack of education after she realized as an adult that she was about as smart as a melted box of crayons.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I knew there was a reason I don't watch the View.
Wait: she was a Jehovah's Witness?
Yeah I can understand why she was such a HOT MESS!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Why are stupid bitches like her making good money to be stupid ? I'm going to start being stupid right now , I'll bet I'll be a millionaire by days end.
GAWD! You know when LA would post i would picture this dumb bitch making her comments.
She needs to abort herslef. like now.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
at least she is being honest and speaking out about something that women have been doing for centuries upon centuries. it's nothing to be ashamed of.
BWahahahahahahahhaa MK!!!
I'm glad you can tell us that. Playing with turtle heads is not fun!
Well, now I feel like I need to confess something. It's not as "sucio" as what MK just said or as "scandalous" as Sherri multiple abortions(should have used a condom bitch!),but it's embarrassing...so here it goes:
one time I had some friends over when I was in high school for a sleep over. We were just being girls, you know talking dirty and shit. We were in the living room watching movies, then I started to suck on a banana as if I was sucking on a peen. My dad was walking by and saw the whole thing. I was mortified, but it was funny. One of my friends peed herself laughing just a little bit.
That was soooo embarrassing!!!
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And why is this woman still being allowed to breath, let alone talk!? I still do not know how she got her gig on the View. She's like one of those people who makes you silently cringe inside when she decides to join you and your friends in a serious conversation. Everyone knows that she is bound to say something totally ignorant and stupid. Oh, and her son has a severe case of autism. I wonder if her numerous abortions have anything to do with that???
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Instead of having TONS of abortions - why not figure it out and get some FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL !!!