Some Things Are Better Kept To Yourself
Sherri Shepherd, second dumb-bitch-in-command next to Elisabeth Hasselcrack on "The View," told a Christian women's magazine that she has "had more abortions than I would like to count." Somebody get Guinness World Records on the phone!
Sherri opened up to Precious Times magazine about her rough past which included drugs and fucking tons of dudes. She said, "My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count." She can count?!
Sherri, who was a Jehovah's Witness at the time, said she was involved in a very abusive relationship. When she converted to Christianity, everything changed for her, "God showed me that it would make a difference. I ask the Lord, 'Why am I here?' I have to trust God when He says, 'Because I said so.'"
She also thinks Barbara Walters needs saving, "Oh, sometimes I say, 'Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.'" I can already hear Barbara screaming, "Thut up, Therri!"
Sherri, just because you have a mouth, doesn't mean you need to use it all the time. Even I keep some things to myself, like the time I let some 75-year-old pepaw pay me to play with his shriveled turtlehead. I've never told anyone that.......until now.
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Submitted by Cyclone on July 22, 2008 - 4:21pm.
I dunno who she is but
those babies don't deserve a mother like her.
Maybe they DO.... maybe her kids are some real fucking little ass holes who like maybe in a past life, were like umm... even BIGGER fucking ass holes so they are being punished in THIS life with a dumb ass hole mother.
You never know these days :P
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Heeeeeeere we go again! Another religious zealot who opens their fat mouth to confess past transgressions. A nanosecond later they're bashing gays and denying them rights, and basically using their Bibles as a billy club on anyone and everyone. Oh yeah, they're so happy that they're "SAVED" now that they have to go out and "SAVE" every non-christian who crosses their path. BARF GAG SPIT!
i hate the view. ihate that show with all my heart and soul. no one cares what any of these ignorant big mouth bitches have to say so why dont they all STFU!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
yeah... well Tom Cruise eats dead babies for breakfast!!!
Or was that the placenta?
I dunno who she is but
those babies don't deserve a mother like her.
Submitted by mishma on July 22, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Lory! The kid wasn't blind so I don't think it's Jizz' thick M8, I think it could be Stockbroker's cuz it checks the overseas markets, in my womb. Last night it was tring to watch MarketWatch on MSNBC, that's when I had to abort.
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Bwahahahahaha! Would you have kept it if it was Ano's? Legend has it her babies start their own meth lab in their first trimester. Btw, did Stock do the right thing? You know, pay for the oxy?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
"had more abortions than I would like to count."
So all the sudden you are a Jesus follower and that shit is okay to talk about?? IF this shit is true, it just proves that the biggest bible thumpers are running from past actions.
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If Sherri's quote is true, I wonder if she will have a job with Barbara much longer. BW seems to be a real hard ass. I saw something on ET last night about BW and a psychic. She was bad-mouthing him for a false reading he gave her -- or something like that. The psychic said "It doesn't take a psychic to know why Star and Rosie left The View." (I thought that was funny.)
She was also on "Less than Perfect," a show w/ Andy Dick, Eric Roberts, & Patrick Warburton. Can't remember the name of the woman who played the lead.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
did anyone see the episode of the soup where they had a clip of this elephant saying, "jesus came first" and "there was nothing before christians" ew oh my gosh please! IGNORANT!
oh, and she once said that she's not sure if the world is round or flat. hmm... someone please tell me why this dumb elephant is on television?
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 9:55pm
No problem! :)
Most my family are JW's, an not all are as strict as u think (excluding obvious: drugs,premarital sex, blood transfusions etc.) in every religion u have those who follow it more strictly, but everybody is flawed an just imperfect humans, we all "slip up" from time to time...
DING DING DING!!!!
That's RIGHT MrsK! the minute I read that, I saw it! Well, she wasn't speaking her own thoughts, so she was certainly tolerable....
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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 22, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I didn't know who the hell she was before, so I can't speak about her prior to "The View"
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She played Robert Barone's cop partner on Everybody Loves Raymond.
She was OK.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
VOMIT!!!!!!! oh my god here come the chunks! this woman - wait - this massive elephant needs to disappear um NOW! this is why other countries hate the US. freedom of religion is one of the wonderful aspects of our society - so let's take that right and practice our respective religions freely - WITHOUT pushing it down other people's throats! SHUT UP ELEPHANT LADY!
ugh i am SO MAD RIGHT NOW! Can the View go off the air soon, please??
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
Gay Al Reynolds has had more abortions than her.
I disagree Tangeline. She is an IDIOT, and she is on a National TV show. I have not heard anything smart come out of this woman's mouth since she got the job. I didn't know who the hell she was before, so I can't speak about her prior to "The View"
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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse
I was raised as a JW. Needless to say I am a Pagan now.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Farrah,
Plus, Virginia is for lovers. I saw that on a bumpersticker.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
OK, Sherri is not as bad as you guys are carrying on. Yeah she has said a couple of silly things, but there are bigger culprits and she doesn't seem mean or ill-willed.
Now Elizabeth is another story...
Submitted by yepyepyep on July 22, 2008 - 3:44pm.
For reals??? Well, I'll be snickered, I had no idea. See? Learn something new every day :)
...these latest revelations come from a bitch who's young son lives in California while she does The View in NYC???...WTF!!!....what a great mom, huh!?...I hope dad gets custody and not this screwed up, selfish, uninvolved twat....
Submitted by Carmeloh on July 22, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 9:09pm
Ahem... JW's DO SING in church. Just thought i'd give u heads up. They sing from a praise book with over 200 songs in it. :)
My random info for the day...
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Yes, I was misinformed.
I once worked with a woman who, as I recall, was a JW. I asked her if they sang in church and she said "No, singing won't get you into the Kingdom of Heaven."
I must be misremembering. Oy, at my age that happens A LOT!!!!!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Michael you are such a dirty whore! <3
DAYANA MENDOZA Miss Universe 2008
VIVA VENEZUELA CARAJO!
<3
Oops didn't see yepyepyep's post "on July 22, 2008 - 9:11pm"...
My bad.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 9:09pm
Ahem... JW's DO SING in church. Just thought i'd give u heads up. They sing from a praise book with over 200 songs in it. :)
My random info for the day...
Lory! The kid wasn't blind so I don't think it's Jizz' thick M8, I think it could be Stockbroker's cuz it checks the overseas markets, in my womb. Last night it was tring to watch MarketWatch on MSNBC, that's when I had to abort.
Mishma!!! XOXOXO! How are you doing love? Whose child was it m8? Is Jizz perforating his condoms again?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
More proof that some guys will stick it in anything with a pulse.
no excuse for any of it!
Let me clarify a little secret about the JW's they are allowed to do a lot things like birthday parties, go to other church, even blood transfusions , is a personal choice, the religion itself does not forbid those things only doing drugs, premarital sex, murder the big sins. Some JW's take a holier than thou attitude and that is what you guys see
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 3:39pm
hi Mrs K, i'm freezing my ass here. I think i need a vacation some place warm, mmmm... maybe Virginia? i've heard it's loveli this time of the year. *wink*
@Mishma: i'm just jelliz of your avvie. If i tried to pull that one on my cats Roxy & Ozzy, i'll probably end up shredded to pieces.
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
BoyWonder on July 22, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I can't STAND this dumb-ass bitch!!! I'm sorry, I try not to be mean to people I haven't met, but Christ this lady is fucking dumb! I wonder what the look of the person interviewing her was! He must of had that smirk on his face like, "You are such a dumb ass!"
HE WAS THINKING, PEOPLE WILL WANT TO INTERVIEW ME TO TALK ABOUT INTERVIEWING U,
THANKS DUMN HO.
Farrah, i am on Yahoooooooooooooo!
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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse
Damn it Sherri, you need Jesus in your life! He would sew your mouth shut with his fishing net and use you as bait to catch Moby Dick...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
And another thing...who FORGETS how many fucking abortions they've had??? I mean, its kinda a big thing in ones life. Her sister was supposed to be the crack head, according to her she was just a dumb whore and last I heard whorey-ness doesn't automatically equal forgetfulness.
Hey Farrah, tatala, how are you?
Muah Muah
air kisses and tushy pinches.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
I had an abortion this morning and I think I am gonna need one next week. Jellis?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 22, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I love your siggie MrsK......
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and i luvs you & Mrs K. It's so good to see my favorite sluts online!
*smooches*
(yeah, so i'm off topic, sue me! i can only comment on all things Jewish)
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
I can't STAND this dumb-ass bitch!!! I'm sorry, I try not to be mean to people I haven't met, but Christ this lady is fucking dumb! I wonder what the look of the person interviewing her was! He must of had that smirk on his face like, "You are such a dumb ass!"
Ugh, they should put kick her ass off and bring in Kathy Griffin. I'm almost positive that they won't take out Hasselbitch because she's supposed to bring in the conservatives.
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"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else."
-Judy Garland
more that she would like to count major TMI there are just somethings we don't know
how many before your saved?
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
See? This proves women can't vote or lead the country. How are you supposed to bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran when you are ankles up at the You Fuck We Suck abortion clinic, hmmm? Riddle me that, bitches
why, why, whyyyy do I need to know this, Sherry ?
WHY?
TMFI
I love people who are too stupid to realize when they should keep their mouths shut. They end up fucking themselves over in the end. Just keep talking, Sherri, you stupid cunt.
"Anyone who is serious about his religion should think that it is the right one. Otherwise, why would he or she be involved in it?"
Buddhists don't believe that at all!
They are a little bit more open minded.
PSL--Yeah, Fiona rules.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Mrs. K-- So...144,000...and 1? That's if you count Jesus and all.
Sherri is a dumb twat.
I have an Aunt & Uncle who are JW's and when my Grandmother died last year, My Aunt didn't even attend her own MOTHERS funeral because it was held in an orthodox church. They are not allowed to step foot inside any other church other than Kingdom Halls. This means my Aunt, Uncle and cousins have missed many funerals, weddings etc...I dunno seems pretty fucked up to me.
*is speechless*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
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there is a bright side (at least for me) that they dont celebrate any holidays, I dont have to spend time with family if I dont want to, cause my parents dont celebrate any of that no mother gift etc etc etc... which is ok in my book, if i want to celebrate I can go to my uncles homes
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
....I'm more interested in how much MK was paid to play with the shriveled up turtlehead....how much, MK?....
FrankieH: that's because they don't believe in The Trinity
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