Some Things Are Better Kept To Yourself
Sherri Shepherd, second dumb-bitch-in-command next to Elisabeth Hasselcrack on "The View," told a Christian women's magazine that she has "had more abortions than I would like to count." Somebody get Guinness World Records on the phone!
Sherri opened up to Precious Times magazine about her rough past which included drugs and fucking tons of dudes. She said, "My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count." She can count?!
Sherri, who was a Jehovah's Witness at the time, said she was involved in a very abusive relationship. When she converted to Christianity, everything changed for her, "God showed me that it would make a difference. I ask the Lord, 'Why am I here?' I have to trust God when He says, 'Because I said so.'"
She also thinks Barbara Walters needs saving, "Oh, sometimes I say, 'Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.'" I can already hear Barbara screaming, "Thut up, Therri!"
Sherri, just because you have a mouth, doesn't mean you need to use it all the time. Even I keep some things to myself, like the time I let some 75-year-old pepaw pay me to play with his shriveled turtlehead. I've never told anyone that.......until now.
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Submitted by pjwm on July 22, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Oh and yes we do sing each and every last one of us there isn't a choosen few who sing for us.At least 3-5 times a week and during large events we sing 4-5 times in one day for 2-3 days straight.
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Okay, we get it. You sing, you just don't take classes in Grammar or Spelling.
Typical Jehovah's Witness-big fat mouth preachy self-righteous bitch w/ a secret life.
You can tell she's a jealous hateful person on the View. There's a difference between 'saying it like it is' (Whoopi) and being a difficult bitch for no reason.
I guess she thinks it's cute and "oooh isn't she so risque to talk about something so taboo" that she killed innocent lives simply b/c she's a fat ugly slut. And fat sluts are the worst. They have no shame and no limits and no standards.
Shut up Sherri.
Just shut the fuck up.
ahaa! someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .com, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Submitted by DWF on July 22, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Oh, and let me guess: now she's against abortion for any women, regardless of circumstances! Typical of the "abortion for me but not for thee" crowd.
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TRUTH.
and to the JW below and all the butt-hurt born-gains/krisshuns and other MY-GOD-IS-BETTER-THAN-YOURS judgmental queefs:
YOU LOSE YOUR RIGHT TO CRY "THEY'RE OFFENDING ME" OR "THEY'RE ABUSING MY RELIGION" WHEN YOU YOURSELF MAKE IT YOUR LIFE'S WORK TO DENIGRATE OTHER PEOPLE'S BELIEFS OR NON-BELIEFS BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOD'S FAVORITEST BITCH.
AND if the born-agains and fundie shits get their way ABORTION WILL BE A CRIME PUNISHABLE LIKE MURDER, so WHY ISN'T THIS FAT FLAT-EARTH BROAD TURNING HERSELF IN TO NEAREST POKEY? HYPOCRITE.
so fuck off and sweet dreams of the oatmeal heaven I thank MY GOD I won't have to share with you puckered assholes!
"God showed me that it would make a difference. I ask the Lord, 'Why am I here?"
Allow me to help you out here Sherri. You're here because in your mother's day, abortion was probably still illegal. Sadly.
Just to clear things up about Jehovah's Witnesses. I was raised a a JW married outside my faith to a baptist and his family particularly his father (preacher)was the one who treated me and my family like crap. Completely disowned their son because of me and my belief. Abandon him when Hurricane Ivan hit and told the only other family he knew (his sister) not to help him. My family helped him even before we were married and they will still help. These site full of bitter people that have nothing better to do write something negative is fine, but you will always find people on the internet trying to make other feel the way they want you to feel about something it could be JW or Baptist or Gays or Abortions.Just to clear something up we never close the door, we will always welcome them to social events, meetings, vacations to keep them uplifted even if they did make a mistake.
Just remember don't every judge something you know nothing about, leave that up to God.
Oh and yes we do sing each and every last one of us there isn't a choosen few who sing for us.At least 3-5 times a week and during large events we sing 4-5 times in one day for 2-3 days straight.
Submitted by JolierThanThou on July 22, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Perhaps because we're NOT out there selling ourselves as righteous Christians, we aren't bound by those same constraints. If we were touting ourselves as devout followers, your argument would have merit. Since we're dlisters, not preachers, we feel no shame nor hypocrasy about judging those that do. Cheers!!
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LOL - The born-agains are always former sluts and druggies, then they "find Jesus" and go out and judge other people. F'ing hypocrites!
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And what do you think you are doing in your stupid post. That's right--judging Sherri and born-again Christians. All you people calling her a bible thumping hypocrite are just as hypocritical. You are judging her on her religious beliefs but not the fact that she had multiple abortions, which is way more egregious than believing in a higher being. You are intolerant and critical of Jehovah's Witness, Christians and other conservative ideals and think abortion is a-okay. What the fuck ever.
Between Sherri and Whoopi they have aborted a small village.
Is it that difficult to practice birth control?
ahhh, those wacky jeho's...i leave them alone much like i leave the scientos alone...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Leave her alone. Shes entitled to saying stuff about her own experiences. How many times have I read on here, crap about you peoples drug addiction, spousal problems, or mental problems.
Then if someboy tries to shut YOU up, y'all get up in arms and start crying in your cups.
Good for her—speaking up about abortions, and having a lost soul. It's not for everybody, but some people will be inspired by her turning her life around.
damn, michael k really got away with that admission.
my pepaw record is 35 years older than myself. and i thought that was bad!
bitch is not sure if the world is round...
seriously. nuff said.
"Thew View" certainly knows how to pick them.
The show really ought to be cancelled; its long past its expiration date.
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Just when I thought I couldn't find her any more annoying. Damn girl, hit your internal mute button already !
please.
Submitted by Albatross on July 22, 2008 - 2:24pm.
LOL - The born-agains are always former sluts and druggies, then they "find Jesus" and go out and judge other people. F'ing hypocrites!
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Amen! And let me tell ya, it's not just Christian born-agains who annoy the shit out of me with their hypocrisy...
Soy, Kizzy - FUCK! Dumb bitch did breed.
Poor kid.
is bawbawa an athiest? talk about hitting the nail rrght, next to elizabitch this ho is second in command for most annoying.
Submitted by M.E. on July 22, 2008 - 5:53pm.
She's got a kid.
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Submitted by M.E. on July 22, 2008 - 4:53pm.
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Um wait, doesn't she have a son?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Clarisse ~ Kate B is my babe. Not familiar with Claire F.?
Evil Shoe ~ I'll be back at the Forum tonite since I have to work late at the office.
What a dumb bitch. The View needs to call it quits already.
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Why is it everytime this cunt opens her gaping maw, it is more and more offensive?
The only thing I can say is that THANK YOU for not bringing a child into this world.
Remember, the earth is square.
Stock,
How do you feel about Claire Forlani? I always thought she gave Kate a run for her money...
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*raises eyebrows*
Stock Broker is on the forums? I think I need to go over there more often, I had no idea.
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Dick happens! - MK
Clarisse & PSL ~ got it. Damn, she was already cute back then...why did she screw with it.
I will still lust after her.
On Topic: Blohan needs to get a "Little Tree" Air Freshener for her cooter.
ooops...wrong post.
On Topic: someone taser this cow.
Apparently all those abortions affected her brain function. This bitch is working on a below 70 I.Q. and I'm being fucking generous.
Oh, and let me guess: now she's against abortion for any women, regardless of circumstances! Typical of the "abortion for me but not for thee" crowd.
LOL - The born-agains are always former sluts and druggies, then they "find Jesus" and go out and judge other people. F'ing hypocrites!
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Ummmmm.... inappropriate?
I'm liking your av, XENU.
The View should be renamed "The Loo" cuz its pure bullsh*t!!
Who the hell does she think she is?!?!?!?! Walters is not going to appriciate that comment & I hope she fires her.
If Sherri is a face for christians, remind me not to be a christian. Dumb bitch!
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God "go fuck that dude over there"
Her "why"
God "because I said so and it might get y'all on TV"
Earth to the USA, god isn't real. Now what?
Mishy, Ano is so gonna get your ass after this one. You know how paranoid she gets when you tell people about her whereabouts. Last time I made that mistake, she put me inside this huge fish tank and filled it with doll parts, glitter and tic tacs.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
http://exjws.net/
Clarisse, ya think she's had some work done?
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PSL,
I saw Kate in Emma this weekend and was STUNNEDDDDD!
Stock Broker,
Try this one...from around 1996.
http://bp3.blogger.com/_Eab5Em2goO8/R92lgmNi6tI/AAAAAAAAAPk/NubOtkSt1tY/...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Toilet bowl cleaner is so last week, get with the times, man, it's only Lysol from now on, Lysol and Fabreeze.
I said I had an abortion earlier on this thread and Lory asked me if it was Jizz' and I said it was yours as you were the last male over on the forum recently. No tidey bowl involved, kk?
Ahhahaha! "Precious Times" indeed.
But seriously... gross. Both the idea of "countless abortions" and the fact that Christianity "saved" her. It sure didn't save her from stupidity, because besides talking to Precious Times magazine bitch thinks the world is flat.
I'm sorry StockBroker, I am not a member of the Forum.....nor do I want to be.....sorry!
maybe someone else will? or if you have a myspace I can.....
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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse
Mishma ~ are you sniffing toilet bowl cleaner again???
Lory: Ano tried, she was weilding a turkey baster in one hand and an "international delights" porn from the corner liquor store but I said, damnit I am already impreganted with Deep Ho's kid but I guess it was Stocky's and he gave me mucho hush $$$$ to not open my whore mouth and wait....my bad
_Submitted by Stock Broker on July 22, 2008 - 4:33pm.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh you done impregnated some hos on the froum with mind control!
Deep ho must be having yer bebe
bwaaaaaaaaaa ha hahaha ha ha ha ha
She looks pregnant! she cant even zip up her pants!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
PSL ~ for some reason, that site is blocked for me....go figure.
Can you send me the pix via PM at the Forum?
I did not know much about this lady until she landed the view gig, I did not even recognize her as a regular from "Everybody Loves Raymond".
so I did not know SS was a former JW until I saw this item on dlisted. IMO this explains a lot about why SS often sounds out of it.
What I understand about the JW is that it's a cult very much like Scientology in terms of isolating it's members from the outside world.
A couple of years ago I noticed a few older women leaning on their canes in the dead of winter!!! trying to solicit people on their way to work to accept The Watchtower.
I didnt think much about it but I kept seeing them everyday on my way to work.
I started thinking about why older women who are slightly infirm stand around in the freezing cold early in morning when everyone else is breaking their necks to get OUT of the cold.
That's when I started remembering all the stuff former JWs told about their life inside of JW.
At that time I did not use the word cult to apply to JW because its a religion that has a lower profile than some of the more obvious exploitative groups but the more I thought about it, the more the word cult applied to JW.
When a person leaves the JW, they are disconnected from all of their former friends and colleagues in the JW.
You do not have to take my word for this, you can visit this site where former members discuss their issues inside and outside of JW:
http://www.watchtowerinformationservice.org/
it used to exjws.net or something.....
OH SHIT! look out for all the pro-lifers that will be tuning out of watching the VIEW. Barbara's gone have a shit fit. Sherri's time is ticking. She'll be off that show within a year! Who on earth would admitt to having a shitload of abortions???!! WTF? She's sooo ignorant. These types of people shouldn't bread anyway!
Lory and Mishma....did I miss something?
StockBroker, go to goodplasticsurgery.com and check out what Kate Beckinsale used to look like...i had forgotten....
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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse
I hate the View with the passion I have for Kate Beckinsale.
Nuthin' but a bunch of cacklin' hens.
Can someone shove a roll of toilet paper in her mouth?