Afternoon Crumbs

WTF is even going on in that god damn james blunt picture.

"Oh look im taking off me bra!"

"NO! Cant you see your boobies will be on the floor love!"

"I still cant belive that i have this face and i get to touch your floor dragging breasticles just for singing an ear abusing song mate! Argggg!"
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

BB, I just wrote that SAME thing. It's got to be her!!

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

I just clicked on the link for Angelina and read the paragraph that goes with the photo. Who in the eff writes that shit? "One of our favorite celebrity families. So cute!"
Also, don't throw rocks at me, but someone there posts as Love Angelina. Their status says "diamond", whatever that means. Is that the HA/LA from here?

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

omg, I went to Popsugar, our exiled loon youknowhwo is still at it over there.

Well, I popped by JJ last night and read via the sugar rainbow maker there that the holy family is off to Greece and some dudes yacht.
Would it kill Skeletina to stay in one place?
And the pics at Popsugar, ummmm, I still need some splaining about why The Brad is always about 3-4 feet away from Skeletina.
Is it part of her blood letting oath?

I must find an ocean to scream at.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

LOL
oh screw you guys, you all know my avvie is the description of hot sex.
correction mk, sam wants brit's money back.

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

Submitted by M.E. on July 22, 2008 - 2:23pm.

She didn't let him, she took them away from him as soon as he grabbed them. She only went over to where he was to take the stuff away from him. Yes, leaving them within reach was a stupid thing to do, but she didn't let him have them, he didn't open the cigarettes and take one out, he just picked up the pack.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Britney is a fucking MORON.

Ceiling eyes gets paid 5000/HOUR to sign autographs and hang out at clubs....life is so unfair.

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If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket; keep me warm, let me wear your coat

"Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 22, 2008 - 11:57am.

Estelle Getty is gone and we're left with ilk like this guy...and I will use a word I have NEVER used in my life, written, or spoken until this very moment, but it describes him so well...

DOUCHE!

that is all."
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Good thing you're not in England or you'd be in the pokey!

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

that beautiufl song is the worst piece of shit ever made.
and, my daughter knew I hated it, so it would come on the radio at home, or in the car and she'd blast it. ugh.
kids.
I should have smoked in front of her. jk.

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

Britney is such a royal fuck up. You DO NOT let your 3 year old hold/play with lighters, fumble through your pack of Marlboro Lights, and you do NOT smoke within a foot of your child.

Someone kick this bitch in the cunt. I HATE THIS CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other news...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! At Angie and her huge mumu!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Submitted by Libra on July 22, 2008 - 2:16pm.

Its kind of like having a piece of retarded cotton candy give you the finger isnt it Libra?

Go scream at the ocean?

I guess some bitches over there have been to anger management. That advice was in a fucking movie i think.

god stupid asses

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Yeah, I'm not for smoking around the children. Just DON'T do it. (Unless it's a blunt then singing "The Wheels On The Bus Go Round N Round" 200 times is much more fun.)
:P

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Submitted by FritoDorito on July 22, 2008 - 11:17am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 12:12pm.
It hasn't killed me yet, but who knows, I'm only 23! lol
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Jeez, Frito, do I have to spell it out for you? Smoking in front of your kids in NOT politically correct.

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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 1:46pm.
1) The sound of James Blunt's voice makes my vagina shrink up to the size of a Bic pen.

Hahaha Yeah, his voice drives me insane...and NOT in a good way! That "beautiful" song was god awful.
OffT: another song that drives me INSANE is that "so you had a bad day"...by that Daniel Powder guy. UGHHHHHHH

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

Why the fuck is Shitney wearing a bikini, but SPF is fully clothed?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 22, 2008 - 11:01am.

I'm not defending Shitney but aren't they taking this a little bit too far?
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Secondhand smoke kills
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It hasn't killed me yet, but who knows, I'm only 23! lol
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by LoLo on July 22, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Pop sugar is the lamest piece of shit blog.

I just dont have room in my brain for all that stupid ass lovey dovey crap.

I cant identify with people who cant make fun of these celebrity whores.

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So true... i just looked at some of the comments and WOW... can we say JJ part 2 !!!
And why do they always mention DListers??

"Oh goody-goody, the filth from DListed is out in force. Lurk and Me and Martha/Luca/India. You bítches need to go find an ocean to scream at.
I wish all the best to the J-Ps and their lovely family. Hater, suck it up. You're going to be choking on it for a long, long, long time."

WTF???

Brit was worried he would drop and break all the ciggies. smokers hate when you mess with their smokes!

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Pfft, I went gayelle in High Skool in 1986 while Madonna sang about being True Blue, and I were gestating my crack baby, true story

Watching old Thunder-thighNey sucking a cig is the LEAST of these kids problems with mommy dearest.

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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...

Submitted by FritoDorito on July 22, 2008 - 11:01am.

I'm not defending Shitney but aren't they taking this a little bit too far?
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Secondhand smoke kills
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise

Submitted by JillyPoo on July 22, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Libra, i'm sorry, but i never see anything you write. I can't stop staring at your delicious avatar!

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I know!! Isn't it !!
Btw... yours is pretty delicious too ;)

Just wanted to announce I love my "smell dees" avie and I'm keeping it. KITTY TOES!!!

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

My kids can suck it, I mean, suck down the glorious fumes from my glass chronic pipe, it's mad crazy, yo'

Frito,
Agreed. Seeing her in a bikini is more damaging than seeing her smoke.

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard

Libra, i'm sorry, but i never see anything you write. I can't stop staring at your delicious avatar!

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

I for one would love to see Sam take over Shitney's career right where he left off. Those were good times.

Submitted by mishma on July 22, 2008 - 12:04pm.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by FritoDorito on July 22, 2008 - 2:01pm

ITA They were outside, her stuff was on a table, he picked them up, she took them away from him. If she had just let him keep them, then yeah, there would be the need for all this hullabaloo, but she didn't. Like any mother, she took away what he wasn't supposed to have. That should be points in her favor. She actually did what a mom is supposed to do.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Miss Priss on July 22, 2008 - 2:02pm.

I mean they kiss so much ass their breath smells like they brushed their teeth with dookie tooth paste and butt hole flavored mouth wash!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

I smoke crack in front my kids, take that poseurs

It's not fair to have your kids smelling like ciggie smoke. As a former smoker (not around my kid), I can't stand the smell it leaves on innocent babies and kids.

And air filters do not keep the smell off of them either.

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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Is that ball kind of like a hamster wheel for kids??

Miley is so annoying.

Aparently, going gayelle is the next hot thing.

LoLo

Thank you! Most sites are always praising these celebs. That's why I am a Dlisted slut!

And I say FUCK a lot

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Submitted by mishma on July 22, 2008 - 1:57pm

Being forced to listen to Blunt for any period of time constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, and is defined as torture under the Geneva Convention Accords.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

What, nobody else had their parents smoke in front of them? It would be a big deal if she were doing heroin in front of SPF or if she were doing Meth or snorting Coke or dangling him over a balcony, taking him to see Jacko... but having a ciggy and they're supposed to order in the troops?

I'm not defending Shitney but aren't they taking this a little bit too far?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Pop sugar is the lamest piece of shit blog.

I just dont have room in my brain for all that stupid ass lovey dovey crap.

I cant identify with people who cant make fun of these celebrity whores.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Loves me some Blunt

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Miley's tooth/lip licking expression (idlyitw title pic) is so incredibly contrived and lame. Like Lohan's "peace sign", I believe it's nothing a pair of pliers and a little elbow grease couldn't fix.

Pop Sugar would never use the word Fucking in their blogs! It's a fairly squeaky clean site.

Estelle Getty is gone and we're left with ilk like this guy...and I will use a word I have NEVER used in my life, written, or spoken until this very moment, but it describes him so well...

DOUCHE!

that is all.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

True story: my local "rock" radio station started playing his tard song around the clock while I listened at werk and after I heard it for the 58967685767658796587580-5980890798057806798=09807089708 time that day I threw my computer speaker into the garbage. Violently. I was almost sent home. Ok that wasn't true, I fantasized it. I am really HO, hot bitches

Oh great... more Brangelina pics!! God... when will this end !!!

Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Whenever i hear James Blunt "sing" i kick the nearest person to me. That fucking beautiful song made me want to shove rail-road spikes in my ears!

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Agreed. That has got to be the single most annoying fucking song ever. I guess bitches fall for that shit

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It no news that Brit Brti smokes in front of her kid. She probably doesn't think anything of it

Ceiling Eyes has a nice bod, but her fake titties are fugly. You can land a Boeing 707 in between those fake bazongas. Too spaced out.

I am so sick of Miley. She seems to have to sort of oral fixation. Always sticking her tongue out. Slut!

I for one feel pretty jelly the Brangeloonies get to tumble around in that big ball. Life sucks

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Whenever i hear James Blunt "sing" i kick the nearest person to me. That fucking beautiful song made me want to shove rail-road spikes in my ears!

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard

Ummmm from the looks of it James blunt not only DOES NOT have a diamond dick but he also lacks any alleged "hot chicks" in that photo.

fug!

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Ugh James Blunt, have been annoyed by his whiny ass since the beginning...

Diamond dick? Anything like Goldmember? I smell a new Mike Myers movie.

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And in the end the love you take
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1) The sound of James Blunt's voice makes my vagina shrink up to the size of a Bic pen.

2) Nice to see Angelina wearing a hideous muumuu.

3) Miley Cyrus is quickly becoming the new Britney.