Wednesday, July 23rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 22nd!
Yeah, giving K-Fed full custody was a great idea. - Snarkley
Runners-up:
Sure the guy that fucked cars was weird, but the guy that had a kid with a motorcycle was a real freak! - Clarisse
The Graco Trailer Hitch - for brokeass bitches who can't afford a side car. - ISprainedMyUvula
Outstanding you clowns. My dreams of being a Clarissehead have come true! Congrats Clarissimo, Ulv and Snarkamundo!! Funny stuff :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
WOOHOOOO!! Congrats you funny sluts!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Yeah Snarkley and Uvula!
Funny stuff...my vote was for 'Rock-a-bye baby, on the blacktop'! El B., you get a pat on the arse for that one!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Bwahahaha ISMU! Good one! Congrats Clarrise and Snarkley!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Congrats to Snarkley and WTG Clarisse and ISMU!!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Congratulations, hwat beeshes!!! WTG Clarisse!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
With gas prices sky-rocketing I believe these children are the first among the exhaust fume generation.
Brad and Angelina were not impressed when Pax returned with some happy snaps from his visit with his biological parents.
Jamie-Lynne's 'baby daddy' takes Maddie for her first joyride.
Daddy Day Care 3 -- The Quest for Pampers!
The 2008 valedictorian of the Britney Spears' Parenting Academy.
Britney's parenting skills are getting better, at least this time she isn't trying to hold him in her lap.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
How else is K-Fed expected to transport those boys around when he's in Vegas. Hell, $20,000 in monthly child support can only buy so much gasoline.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Adam and Steve finally figured out after adopting Sarah,how the family could use the motorcycle.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
It never bothered him that he didn't wear a helmet. Until now.
It appears a crotch helmet law is urgently needed more than a crash helmet one.
He's a Mexican't.
Another great idea: three person minimum requirement for bikers in the car pool lane. ____________________________________________
Hey, Kate Moss's kid needed to be taken care of by someone!
Britney's new mannies are really pulling their fair share of the load!
Only in Mexico: Drive-by Babysitting
uno, dos, tres ole ole ole; here we go ole ole ole
Daddy's getting junior started early.
Heidi Montag was repulsed by the photo- "How dare he wear a RED hat with light blue shorts. What's HE trying to prove???"
Chu put ta whola strolla in chu take da whola strolla out chu put da whola strolla in an den chu chake it allabout chu do da hokey pokey and chu turn yasef around...dat what da fuck itsa all about.
(sing above with bong in hand. I swear it's funny.)
When only the best will do for your child....
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Lullabye bye and good night....
He just found out he's the uncle and not the Father.
And Britney's vote for Dad of the year goes to....
Desperate to get Britney back, Sam Lufti woos her by demonstrating he has as good parenting skills as she does.
I'm curious what part of "ass, gas or grass- no one rides for free" the baby has to shell out for.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
How nice. The 'official' three generation portrait of the Busey family....
Mexican Transit Authority
Easy Rider 2: Easy Stroller
As part of the new custody arrangement, Daddy Spears has to escort the boys back to K-Fed's house after each visit.
K-Fed's new nannies...Cheech and Chong.
Despite being connected by the anus to his brother, one of the Siamese twins from the Caption This Contest on July 16 has given birth!
WTF – neither one of those guys is wearing a helmet! Safety people - Think safety first.
La Pequena's minders ensure he does not get mobbed by her multitude of fans on the journey to the recording studio to film her latest epic.
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
Britney's new line of child restraints proves to be wildly popular in Mexico.
Back to the Future Mexican Version: "Faster Pancho!! El vatto weeth da white hair say if we roll heem backwards fast enough we send heem back!"
You're right, Juan, this was an awesome idea for the daily trip to Home Depot.
Now that K-Fed has the kids full time, he decided to start his own luxury traveling day care service.
ALLLLL ABOAAARDD The Chola Choo-Choo !!!
Britney outsources her visitation rights to Mexico.
Tom and Katie taking li'l Suri out for a ride on the Scientology crazy train.
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 22, 2008 - 1:14pm.
'Rock-a-bye baby, on the blacktop'
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LOVE it!
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"Yeah. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing Dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time."
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 22, 2008 - 1:17pm.
2 twats and a *splat*
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That one had me LOL!
Kid Nappers Adoption Agency. Call for Rans--er, Rates.
I know this will distract the border patrol. I can FEEL it this time.