The New Crackie Of Camden
Peaches Geldof, the 19-year-old daughter of Sir Bob Geldof, allegedly overdosed on drugs at her home in Camden, North London on Sunday afternoon. It's always Camden, isn't it? Wino is going to send her a basket of crack rocks as a "thank you" for taking the heat off of her.
The Sun reports that friends had to give her mouth-to-mouth and chest compressions to keep her alive. The paramedics arrived and they were able to fully revive her. Peaches immediately started bawling and refused to go to the hospital, because she didn't want daddy to find out.
A source said, "Her friend had to give chest pumps and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. If she had not received this she could have died or she could have suffered brain damage. Peaches had gone into respiratory arrest, in which a patient’s breathing stops but the heart doesn’t. It was extremely serious and there is no doubt her friend saved her life.”
The source claims that after she regained consciousness, Peaches told the ambulance hos to get out. A spokesbitch for London Ambulance confirmed they were called to her home, but wouldn't give any details. The spokesbitch only said, “Following assessment, the patient did not need hospital treatment.” Translation: She gave us cash to go away.
Last May, Peaches was caught on video giving a drug dealer $400. She was questioned by police, but never arrested. Peaches' mommy, Paula Yates, died of an overdose in 2000.
These girls are so fucking cliche. A little rich girl named Peaches overdoses on drugs. Come on, Peaches! Give us something different. With a name like Peaches, she should get a job as a go-go dancer at a gay club. Why let a wonderful name like that go to waste.
Peaches was obviously well enough to attend "The Dark Knight" premiere in London last night. Keep on, keep on!
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Well, from what all are saying.. sounds like she had the deck stacked against her to begin with...no excuse but still sad.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 22, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Yeah, the Boomtown Rats were such STARS they made boatloads, I'm sure. How can you split $1.50 4 ways? Maybe they want to get some of his Live Aid money.
That's right, donators, your Live Aid contributions helped sustain Geldof & Paula Yates' drug addictions for the past 20 years!! The last one's paid for Peaches' drugs and Kabballahalaha water!!
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all that money and she has a busted ass weave...
I guess those cross eyed mice have overseas clients
send those bitches to Camden , New Jersey...see how long they will last
To complete the picture of love and bliss in the Geldof home, his bandmates are suing him for royalties.
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What an annoying name...
(Peaches as a 'users' name is diff...)
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
If I were this kid's parent, I'll kick her ass all way to rehab and have her monitored 24/7 afterwards.
Damn, taking a re-look at her hair, She's not far off from Britney's hair stylist.. Extensions are a helluva drug. apparently!! pfft!
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on July 22, 2008 - 9:15am.
Isn't her name Heaven Tiger Lily or somesuch?
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Heaven Tiger Lilly is an AWESOME NAME!!! I think I'll go to court tomorrow and change my name to that. (sidebar: I had a cat named Heaven and one named Tigerlilly. both got et by coyotes when we moved to this new place i live in.)
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Really love your peaches wanna shake your tree
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DiamondDawg on July 22, 2008 - 12:15pm
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Thanks Kiz. A little pop culture I missed!
Didn't Bob Geldolf end up getting custody of the kid Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence had together? Ain't that a bitch? Having to raise the kid of the dude your wife cheated on you with? Isn't her name Heaven Tiger Lily or somesuch?
I guess that's why they call him St. Bob. St. Bob needs to bless Peaches with some help...
you know....i'm in LUST with Bradiful B*tch cuz of her avie. It's getting harder and harder to distinguish picture from the RL person.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 22, 2008 - 12:10pm
Paula Yates, the same chick. She was a huge hobag. She did this tv talk show where she would get in bed with the people she interviewed?? That's how she met Michael Hutchence.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on July 22, 2008 - 9:00am.
It's very embarrasing to see people walk around looking like they'd give their right arm for a shag.
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Excuse me! Why are you talking about me?!??!
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What a trooper....OD's...refuses hospital treatment and then gets her ass up and goes to the Dark Knight Premiere....nice!
Seriously...there is something rotten in Camden. Geez.
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Hopefully news bits like these will prevent the British from being too harsh when judging Americans.
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DiamondDawg.. I loves that part.. Uma bolts up, w/ blood and heroin/coke all running from her nose.. Def good times!! And she's all wearing one of Rosannas t-shirts back home, hair all messed up.. Nice!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 22, 2008 - 9:00am.
Didn't Michael Hutchence girlfriend leave him for Geldof?
Or was that someone else?
Geldof's wife left him for Hutchence, then OD'd sometime after Hutchence hanged himself.
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Holy Crap Batman! Then who the heck is Peaches' mom? Stupid a@@ name, too. I had a CAT named Peaches.
Wasn't Kylie Minogue also one of Hutchence' women? Along with Helena Christensen?
Thanks Kizzy and Sheeps, i knew there was connection, mine is on backwards.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Hi Smores!!
Do you guys remember that scene in Pulp Fiction where Eric Stoltz has to hammer down a huge shot of adrenaline into Uma Thurman's chest after she snorts heroin? Rosanna Arquette's in that scene, too.
Good times. Good times.
Ha ha ha, Crack in Camden all the way. Honestly, the minute you step out of the tube someone is offering you something and crossing the bridge is like running the gauntlet.
But yeah, the only lesson crackies of the world are learning is to always have someone around who knows cpr.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 22, 2008 - 9:00am.
Didn't Michael Hutchence girlfriend leave him for Geldof?
Or was that someone else?
Geldof's wife left him for Hutchence, then OD'd sometime after Hutchence hanged himself.
TV: All of Geldof's girls have dumb names, as bad as those you made up. Peaches has like 6 silly middle names.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 22, 2008 - 12:00pm
Geldof's wife left Geldof for Hutchence, and had Heavenly Hiraaaaaaani Tiger Lily. Then Michael died, accident/suicide?? She committed suicide, and HHTL became Geldof's daughter because her sisters were her closest relatives. That sitch was fucked up all the way around.
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That dress......ewww
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I can't stand this annoying slag.
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Her siblings, Watermelon, Apricot, and 'lil Nectarine turned out fine though.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
You'd OD too if you were that fugly.
At least she's cuter than Amy....well for now.
Didn't Michael Hutchence girlfriend leave him for Geldof?
Or was that someone else?
I can't believe how organized her crack friends became to save her life.
Wino needs crack friends like that.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I see that she was the one who taught Hannah Montana the 'fuck yeah, I'm hot' look.
It's very embarrasing to see people walk around looking like they'd give their right arm for a shag.
I just watched her daddy last night in Pink Floyd's The Wall. BTW I watch that movie like once a month. Loves it.
She looks like a spoiled brat
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Peaches is our code for Xanax.. Muah! Lil peach life savers they are.. *gobbles em up*
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Come on let's get high-hiiiiigh;let's get high hiiiiigh; Come on let's get high-hiiiiigh
let's get high, all my ladies
let's get high-hiiiiigh,high,hiiiiigh..
Let's get high hiiiiigh Come on let's get high!
Submitted by ricki lake on July 22, 2008 - 10:49am.
Thankfully, we're talking about Peaches Geldof, someone I could not care less about.
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ITA. Every time i see the name "Peaches" i get that "Fuck the Pain Away" song stuck in my head. Then i realize we're talking about some spoiled rich kid that i could give 2 shits about.
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I think it's time Bob organized 'Crackie Aid'.
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She looks awful and her legs look like toothpicks
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the minute they named her Peaches, she was fucked.
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Ugh, this is what's so sad and so fucking annoying about drugs and addiction. Her mother died of an overdose, she almost dies of an overdose, yet all she's worried about is daddy finding out? Refusing to go to the hospital? And you KNOW this pampered little ho would insist she "doesn't need" rehab. Sigh. Thankfully, we're talking about Peaches Geldof, someone I could not care less about.