Lazy Bitches Of The Day

Pics/story VERY typical of Seattle "rat city" Washington.. homeless, smelly IDIOTS on parade- ugh!

we are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs site SugarbabyMeet.com? Is this news true or not? who knows......

LMAO

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Before falling asleep I'm sure they painted their toenails and talked about which boys in school were cute and debated on whether kissing each other for practice would make them lesbians.
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You wish.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 22, 2008 - 8:19am.
Police say they may add further charges, since the thieves apparently tore the tags off the mattresses.

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oh, dear...isn't that punishable by death?
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise

Awwwww sleepy robbers...so cute!! They just HAD to steal some pillows and shit to sleep on...they were so tired and worked soooo hard. Sleepy time!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I never met a joint I didnt light!

Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 12:12pm.

Just for you, LCT

FUCK stupid CUNTS who steal SHIT. Those BITCHES needed their ASSES kicked for being so FUCKING stupid!! Who the FUCK takes a FUCKING nap in the middle of a FUCKING robbery? Only a dumb FUCK.
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Who the FUCK do these LABIAS think they are??? I mean, seriously. You steal SHIT and then take a nap? DUMB POOS.

These photos are priceless. Aww. Nappy time for mindless, thievin' idiots. How cute! I just want to pinch their little cheeks and kick them both in the nuts.

Submitted by oklahoma on July 22, 2008 - 12:09pm.

LCT. oh yeah! *whispers* cunnilingus..
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Hahahahah oh God, I roll my eyes every time someone says they're a cunning linguist, as if it's a funny joke and people haven't heard it 6,000 times already. Well, maybe if my Grandma said it and had no clue what it meant, it'd be funny.

EGG FARTS!!

Just for you, LCT

FUCK stupid CUNTS who steal SHIT. Those BITCHES needed their ASSES kicked for being so FUCKING stupid!! Who the FUCK takes a FUCKING nap in the middle of a FUCKING robbery? Only a dumb FUCK.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

LCT. oh yeah! *whispers* cunnilingus..

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Come on let's get high-hiiiiigh;let's get high hiiiiigh; Come on let's get high-hiiiiigh
let's get high, all my ladies
let's get high-hiiiiigh,high,hiiiiigh..
Let's get high hiiiiigh Come on let's get high!

ubmitted by oklahoma on July 22, 2008 - 12:06pm.

DICK suck COCK blow job.. that's all I could come up with!!
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ANUS! Felllaatttiioooooooo!

They walk among us...

"let's take a nap it's hard work robbing places." "yeah we deserve a nap"

DICK suck COCK blow job.. that's all I could come up with!!

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Come on let's get high-hiiiiigh;let's get high hiiiiigh; Come on let's get high-hiiiiigh
let's get high, all my ladies
let's get high-hiiiiigh,high,hiiiiigh..
Let's get high hiiiiigh Come on let's get high!

I LOVE it when people caps lock their swears. I'm not being sarcastic. It's really enjoyable.

SHIT!

FUCK!

I was trying to find their mugshots but I can't find them in the last 24 hours or 72 hours. When did this happen? That site SUCKS, you can't go back more than 72 hours to view mugs.

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Dick happens! - MK

Submitted by loozer on July 22, 2008 - 8:20am.
Sometimes I think the movie Idiocracy is an accurate foretelling of the future.
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Oy, you are giving me heartburn!!!
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise

BelongsinaMuseum - try north, it was Monroe. I'm just south of Monroe and people are still yapping about this.

I don't know that I would call Fred Meyer a department store either, it's like a nicer Super Walmart, especially the Monroe one! ;-)

Gigi-Belle

That grass they are laying on looks so fuckng lucsious.. I'd rather be laying on that! mmmm grass!

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Come on let's get high-hiiiiigh;let's get high hiiiiigh; Come on let's get high-hiiiiigh
let's get high, all my ladies
let's get high-hiiiiigh,high,hiiiiigh..
Let's get high hiiiiigh Come on let's get high!

kinda sad. they just wanted some things to sleep. they may be homeless and most likely drunks.
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So what exactly did these 2 doofus steal anyway?

Beef Jerky?
Twinkies?
Crayons?

Seattle, huh?

Sounds like such a Pierce County thing to do.

*|BIAM|*

I'm really hoping they stole condoms, and lots of them.

Chances are, they'll end up having at least 5 kids each.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

Sheeps, does Wiki have the sentence for taking the mattress tags off?

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If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket; keep me warm, let me wear your coat

Maybe they should have stolen some blankets.. lil frozen guys!

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Come on let's get high-hiiiiigh;let's get high hiiiiigh; Come on let's get high-hiiiiigh
let's get high, all my ladies
let's get high-hiiiiigh,high,hiiiiigh..
Let's get high hiiiiigh Come on let's get high!

Score another WIN for the US Educational System.

Sometimes I think the movie Idiocracy is an accurate foretelling of the future.

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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

Police say they may add further charges, since the thieves apparently tore the tags off the mattresses.

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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)

$50 says they're both testing out Ultra Always with Wings too.

Quintessential dumb-asses!

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Before waking these idiots, the police should have taken out a Sharpie and scribbled "I suck at robbing" and "world's worst thieves" on their foreheads. They also should have frozen their panties and put their hands in a bowl of water to make them piss themselves.

HAHAHAHAHH MK! They should also have drawn on mustaches and devil horns.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

I need mugshots, please. :)

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Dick happens! - MK

Nice!! And pink, too! WTF.. ? Didn't they have something really tough like Lilac, or Checkered pillows..

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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!

another example of how smart the American Public is these days.....

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If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket; keep me warm, let me wear your coat

LMAO!!

~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥

Nothing says hard-core like robbing and then passing out on 600 thread count sheets. I hope they picked out a nice duvet too.

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Póg ma thoin.