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At first I thought the picture of Frances Bean had been Amy Lee, and then I realized it was just a busted up impression, which is pretty fucking difficult, seeing as Amy Lee already looks like a cheap enough version of Elvira. I digress.

I shouldn't be one to talk because I have a very alternative look, but I'm sure Frances Bean has the attitude to go right along with it.

I'm sure she looks down her nose at people who aren't exactly like her even though she encourages "individuality". Typical. Petty, white, rich kid.

I'm banking on how long it's going to be until she nicknames herself the "anti-Britney" yet is perpetually drunk and will take her clothes off for the first magazine that offers. Just like Kelly Osbourne tried to do (OK, I sort of like Kelly, but still...). Just like Avril Lavigne. Just like Ashlee Simpson. Just like Pink or Amy Lee. They're all one in the same.

hohoho, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site SugarbabyMeet.com before. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman! ...(

Submitted by eggrollin on July 22, 2008 - 10:34pm.

Bean = two uglies don't make a pretty. Also, her mother is starting to look like Lion-o from Thundercats

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LOL! Trudat.

They both look like Thundercats.

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Bean = two uglies don't make a pretty. Also, her mother is starting to look like Lion-o from Thundercats

don't know what this disturbing behavior is of these two daughters are in the video, but my guess is Denise told them to do it! she's a complete psychopath!

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Apparently Mom didn't teach her how to wear a bra but how much you wanna bet she got a play by play on how to insert tampons...and overdose artistically?

mmmmm Colin Firth is yummy. too bad he's married to some Italian bitch! oh, Mr. Darcy, indeed!

fuck that spoiled ass little bitch, Frances Bean. dude, that's a fucked up name to go with her fucked up face. she looks like a lumpy version of her momma with a bad dye job. *barf* hate her! her dad and his band sucked donkey balls. i hate that shit is considered the voice of my generation. UGH!!!!!

DONT FUKN LINK ME TO THAT SLACK JAWED POS PEREZ, DAMN AND IDC WHAT YOU SAY, FRANCES IS FUGLIER THAN RUMER WILIS, THERE, I SAID IT

Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 22, 2008 - 10:02am.

she looks like her mother crossed with Kelly Osbourne.
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That's right. Just ask Martha Stewart.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 22, 2008 - 10:02am.

she looks like her mother crossed with Kelly Osbourne.
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And that is NOT a good thing.

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Submitted by ricki lake on July 22, 2008 - 11:04am.

Oh, how nice. This spoiled little slut gets to play intern somewhere a lot of people would kill to get just because mommy's a fucking junkie slut and daddy was a mediocre musician who's more famous for his suicide than anything he actually did while he was living. How nice to hear she won't be getting coffee for anyone. After all, our little junkie slut in-training is so much above it, right?
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
Did you read the blog entry of her mother in which she is bitching about Billy Corgan not being able (or not wanting?) to play at Little Miss 'Rockstar Royalty's sweet sixteen party and that those asskissers from My Chemical Romance will perform instead?
That spoiled brat will be shooting up in no time, I can tell you.

Submitted by ricki lake on July 22, 2008 - 8:04am.
Oh, how nice. This spoiled little slut gets to play intern somewhere a lot of people would kill to get just because mommy's a fucking junkie slut and daddy was a mediocre musician who's more famous for his suicide than anything he actually did while he was living.
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While Ricki won't be winning any points for tact(nothing new there) I have to agree with the logic. Cobain was mostly lauded for things he might have accomplished, not what he did. Yes, the early stuff was pretty damn good, but so what? There are hundreds of one-hit wonders out there-- and yes, I know they had more than one hit, but the point is that we seem to worship those that do themselves in early instead of realizing they pissed their own lives away.

Now this little pissant will no doubt grow up to be famous for her "talent" too. It won't be for her looks-- she looks like her mother crossed with Kelly Osbourne.

Bradi!!!
This is for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1cLOIxsQ8

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yeah I thought that was Kelly Os.
I'm watching PR 5 on Bravo not Lifetime, Celebit.wtfhuh??
and 1/2 CONTESTANTS seem like pros who just want some extra $$$$$$ zzzzzzzzzzzzz

That girl looks like a busted muppet. I thought it was that fatty who won the first season of American Idol, or maybe a heavier Kirsten Dunstnozzle.

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- CARLTON!
*does Carlton dance, sings out loud some Tom Jones*

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

I thought it was Kelly Osbourne.

Colin Firth in "Pride and Prejudice" (the miniseries on A & E (?)...enough said. A real panty-creamer.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 3:33pm.
JillyPoo!
Thanks! I am a sucker for a handsome Brit!

Ricki,
I think his perfection is his imperfections. He is who he is. I think he's charming, witty and a brilliant actor.
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Took the words right out of my mouth. Also he has that sexy accent and never takes himself too seriously.

Pride and Prejudice made me fall, but my all time favourite is The Importance of Being Earnest - there's something about Colin Firth portraying the genius of Oscar Wilde that simple makes me weak.

I see. All good comments on Colin. I do appreciate 'actors' over 'celebrities.' And a little humility is definitely hot.

Colin Firth is WHITE hot. I think he's more "attractive" than hot though. There is a difference. David Beckham and Brad Pitt are "hot" but not at all attractive to me.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

JillyPoo!
Thanks! I am a sucker for a handsome Brit!

Ricki,
I think his perfection is in his imperfections. He is who he is.

I think he is a charming, witty, brilliant actor.

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard

ricki lake:

Colin is good-looking, handsome.

Hot is debatable. But I think everyone here will agree that he is hot because he doesn't seem like the type that will whoop a bitch's ass on the streets or smoke crack at a premiere. Or skip out on the rent.

That's an 11 all day!

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How alarming could the Sheen girls "alarming behavior" have been if the judge threw it out?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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Submitted by ricki lake on July 22, 2008 - 11:20am.

I will never understand this Colin Firth mania. Chicks seem to go ga-ga over this dude. I think he's a 6.5 at best. He's a good actor, though.
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I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that he's very masculine and has that old-world gentlemanly thing about him. That's sure as shit what I did about him.

Submitted by ricki lake on July 22, 2008 - 11:20am.

I will never understand this Colin Firth mania. Chicks seem to go ga-ga over this dude. I think he's a 6.5 at best. He's a good actor, though.

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well, I think he's beautiful. That particular photo doesn't do him any favors, but when he's clean cut, and a few pounds lighter, he's an angel.

On top of that, in interviews, he seems a little shy, and sweet, but with a self-deprecating sense of humor. Doubt you'll ever hear about him hauling off on his wifey, or throwing a phone at someone. Add to that, a gorgeous English accent, and he's an 11.

Oh, how could I have forgotten Love, Actually.
I HAVE that DVD for petes sake lol.

Next in line: Valmont, when he's just a youngster. (ok, 29. but that counts).
fucking beautiful.

Clarisse, i must say you always have the hottest avvies. J'adore Colin Firth!

Ricki, i think part of Colin's appeal is his personality, as cliche as that sounds. Something about his dry wit and slightly-cynical attitude is just damn sexy.

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Dayum! Frances Bean is fugly as hell.

I will never understand this Colin Firth mania. Chicks seem to go ga-ga over this dude. I think he's a 6.5 at best. He's a good actor, though.

Dina Lohan needs to die. Yes, I said die, and I meant it. Some celebrities need to just go away, and some "celebrities" need to go six feet under. If there is any justice in this world someone will take this conniving pig out back of the latest release party, choke the fucking life out of her, then leave her corpse to be ravaged sexually and for food by roving gangs of indigent, nocturnal people.

Frances Bean has her mother's pre-plastic surgery face to go with her father's steely crack-head blues.

I'm fully in support of this pre-skank. She's got the genes to fuck an entire hotel floor.

Just you wait!

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Colin Firth's picture always brightens a cloudy day. Unfortunately we have to look at Fug Bean to get to it. I have nothing against her, or any celebrity child for that matter, except that their picture is snapped and published when they have done exactly fucking nothing in life yet except be spawned by celebrities.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

luckycharms,
I forget not everyone has Netflix!

=)

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard

I swear, I think I want Dina Lohan to die more than I want Paris to die.

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If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket; keep me warm, let me wear your coat

Frances Bean looks a LOT like her mother (before her mother discovered cosmetic surgery, and drugs).

Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 11:03am

Colin was hot as hell in Pride and Prejudice. But is it the Master Piece Theater version, not the big screen. You can find several clips of it on You Tube.

Her face is so big, and pasty! ICK!

Everyone in the Morning Wood except Colin Firth needs to be shipped off to that island where no one is ever heard from again. You know, the place where LA, Brange, Vadge, and Sienna Miller are being sent to next week.

After seeing a picture of the hotness that is Colin Firth, I can't even be bothered with the other riff raff posted above.

Submitted by Justina on July 22, 2008 - 7:52am.
The Hohans all need to be rounded up and shot.

That's an option?

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Oh, how nice. This spoiled little slut gets to play intern somewhere a lot of people would kill to get just because mommy's a fucking junkie slut and daddy was a mediocre musician who's more famous for his suicide than anything he actually did while he was living. How nice to hear she won't be getting coffee for anyone. After all, our little junkie slut in-training is so much above it, right?

WTFOMGLOL,
What are the odds!?!?!?

ITA! If you have not caught Colin in P & P, leave now, and get it. Fabulous!!!

He was also brilliant in Love Actually!

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Denise needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP already.

I knew someone who used to babysit Frances Bean, and the RULE was "You are NOT ALLOWED to discipline Frances Bean"....she'd hit her babysitters, and Courtney didn;t do shit.....big surprise, eh?

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If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket; keep me warm, let me wear your coat

Damn, Frannie Bean.. Does that bra fit your hoo-ha's?? I don't think soo! Here, lemme buy one of your daddy's CD's so that you can get a properly fitted one! yikes!

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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!

Here is an example of some GREAT friends:

Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach, California. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

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ooof. Loves me some Colin.

think I already said that today.

He reached the apex of hotness in Pride & Prejudice, with a close second in Bridget Jones's Diary.

I like Frances Bean, but for fuck's sake, an internship at the Rolling Stone? It just goes to show that all the really great jobs are held in reserve for celebrities and the rich.
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-I heard we are going to Giant Ape Island to capture a giant ape.
-I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
-What do they got there?
-Apes. But they're not as big.

The Hohans all need to be rounded up and shot. I thought Cody was the only normal one but I was wrong.