Gay Al Still Gets The Ladies
Gay Al is in Miami doing the whole "fashion week" thing and he was spotted hanging out with another Star Jones look-alike. A source told Page Six, "He came to the Tommy Bahama show at the Raleigh with a look-alike. But this one was in what looked like a fake Herve Leger and 4-inch stillettos." Fake Herve Leger and 4-inch stilletos? Aww! That was so sweet of Gay Al to let his new fruit fly borrow his clothes.
The source said that Gay Al stood by the bar with his date with a towel around his neck, drinking Peroni beer. He was just taking a little break in between butt-fuck appointments. He really should have left his cum rag back in the room. Most people don't enjoy the fresh smell of crusty man chowder with their cocktails. Yeah, most people are crazy. Crusty man chowder happens to be my signature scent.
Speaking of Gay Al, I spent a lot of my weekend watching his "I am not a homosexual" YouTubes and I finally realized what that shit reminds me of. It reminds me of "Men In Film." I mean, can't you just picture him screaming, "Touch me in the morning and then just walk away"? I think I've found Gay Al's new career. Clip below:
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. More on Sugarbabymeet.com
two snaps up in a circle...i loved "in living color" and especially "men on film"...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
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Thank you Michael for absolutely making my day!
self-centered, self -important, narcissistic, misogynistic nobody.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 22, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Yeah-- boob girl IS bad, but she irritates me less than unibrow-Slim Slack women in her 1982 purple jeans. I take small blessings when I can get them.
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Well, now grape soda jeans girl has been replaced by ugly black bikini AmerAp girl. She's better than grape soda chick, though.
Definitely got to get some lucite heels to wear with our shirts...oh ya!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Oh, MK... I loved those skits and they totally apply. this is how I know we are sisters! ...scissor sisters, but sisters nonetheless, bitch!!
Big Gay Al is the long lost 3rd Man on Film. Kinda like the 5th Beatle.
SHEA!
HE IS GAY!!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
His is a grill in dire need of punching.
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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 22, 2008 - 11:04am.
@ Karen-
I had forgotten what you said on the view thread the other day, but you totally reminded me! HAHA. I swear, we're 2 of a friggin' kind.
If you find some good clips, do share!! I will watch them when I get home from work. It's bad enough that I'm on dlisted with the girl on the side who looks all of 16 holding her boobs. I better save the MOF videos for home. I AM going to find that shirt else where though. I'll let you know when I do. I'm serious!!!! =)
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Yeah-- boob girl IS bad, but she irritates me less than unibrow-Slim Slack women in her 1982 purple jeans. I take small blessings when I can get them.
I will definitely share if I find any more particularly stellar clips, and if you find that shirt we will have to get them. I'll wear it with my purple slim slacks, Dlisted beanie, Shauna Sand lucite heels and Hohan lesbian-leggings on my Friday night Dlisted-athon.
If I haven't already totally queered out my 11 year old, this should drive him right over the edge...
I'm still not entirely unconvinced that Star Jones isn't a man.
He's so gross looking.....ewwwwwwww
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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@ Karen-
I had forgotten what you said on the view thread the other day, but you totally reminded me! HAHA. I swear, we're 2 of a friggin' kind.
If you find some good clips, do share!! I will watch them when I get home from work. It's bad enough that I'm on dlisted with the girl on the side who looks all of 16 holding her boobs. I better save the MOF videos for home. I AM going to find that shirt else where though. I'll let you know when I do. I'm serious!!!! =)
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Someone should do a youtube compilation of all the snaps.
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 22, 2008 - 10:18am.
@ Karen Flatts-
I WANT THAT SHIRT!! I would rock that S.O.B. It says it's out of stock. :-(
Both of your posts have me dying laughing! I can totally picture the scene you're talking about. I'll have to find some more you tube clips.
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Thanks LCD-- I also wanted to send you a belated thanks for your comments the other day on "The View" thread. Just an update, however-- since it is now summer, I would prefer to be referred to as "khaki" or "off-beige". When the freckles kick in you can call me "Dot".
I have been You-tubing MOF all morning...thanks to MK for re-starting my obsession.
Oooh & Men on Vacation - new & improved Around the World & Back Snap.
Looks like Gay Al is searching for another meal ticket. Good luck to him!
@ Karen Flatts-
I WANT THAT SHIRT!! I would rock that S.O.B. It says it's out of stock. :-(
Both of your posts have me dying laughing! I can totally picture the scene you're talking about. I'll have to find some more you tube clips.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Oh-- and I forgot to mention Blaine's fantasy football matchup. The Oilers and the Packers!!!
Two Snaps and your backfield in motion!!
Okay, I'm done.
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 22, 2008 - 7:59am.
Haha. I LOVED men on film! I miss In Living Color and pre-ace ventura Jim Carrey. That was some funny ass comedy. Where the hell is Karen Flatts? She'd love this damn video.
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LCD-- I'm here!! I had to find one of my favorite scenes from MOF to post:
[Antoine is explaining football to Dwayne] Ok, now, you're going to be the center. So take this ball, bend over and I'm going to walk up right behind you and put my hands between your legs.
Blaine Edwards: OOOH! I think I may have played this game before!
BTW-- If anyone is looking for my birthday present, just go here:
http://www.myteespot.com/Hated-It-Men-On-Film-In-Living-Color-Sheer-Ring...
Ick...that ASStroturf on his head...pretty sad!
"My mamma used to say you look cleaner than the Board of Health."
Just one gem from the Algate tapes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-j4D5YsIls&feature=related
See the pictures of his queenie ass when he was little. Oh, the part about being light skinned in the South. All is defenses are just checks checks checks on the gay card.
Delicious!
Living Color was hilarious!
Big Gay Al = just embrass your gayness already you rhinestone loving, feather boa wearing asshat.
Whatever happened to David Alan Grier? I always really liked him, I could've stood to have seen more of him and less of Damon Wayans in the '90s. (Major Payne? Blankman? ....ok Blankman was kinda funny.) Tommy Davidson, too. Wow, In Living Color, it's been soooo long. I'm old!
Gay Al sucks and is gay. Sad he can't just admit it, it's not like he'd lose "fans." Why is he even famous now that he's divorcing Star? SHE'S not even that famous!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 10:05am.
I am 508% convinced that Will is gay. Absolutely. No doubt in my mind. He's like a cross between Gay Al and Luther Vandross only prances around like a fairy princess.
Yeah, he does look really gay when he does his solos especially. i think I just get confused because his face looks a lot like one of my BF's friend's face, and that friend is 508% NOT gay.
Submitted by KD on July 22, 2008 - 10:46am.
LCT- Will is way more attractive than Gay Al. Do you think he is gay? i'm not 100% convinced.
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I am 508% convinced that Will is gay. Absolutely. No doubt in my mind. He's like a cross between Gay Al and Luther Vandross only prances around like a fairy princess.
@ Justina-
I remember always waiting for them to come up with a new "snap" idea. I said this last week sometime in another thread...I remember "3 snaps in a Z formation!" Ahahaha. Genius. Remember when one of them would faint when a guy in the movie was hot?
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
LOVE Men on Film! I think David Alan Grier is more of a natural in that role. I love it when he laughs. I heard he's coming out with a new Daily News-style comedy news show geared towards African-Americans. Sounds like it could have potential.
Love Men on Film!!!! Remember the ZORRO SNAP? Priceless!
Haha. I LOVED men on film! I miss In Living Color and pre-ace ventura Jim Carrey. That was some funny ass comedy. Where the hell is Karen Flatts? She'd love this damn video.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
OMG I used to watch "In living color" one of the funniest shows...lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Men on ....... was the Mother Fucking Shit back in the day. I loved every episode, from Men on sports, fitness, etc, etc,. Thanks MK for bringing back memories!!!!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Gay Al on You Tube?
HATED IT!
Love Antoine and Duane.
I agree with you Evil Shoe. Jim Carrey was actually fun back then. I don't know if Al resembles Men on Film as much as Starr = Wanda?
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I love the Men on Film episodes.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 22, 2008 - 10:40am.
who cares? Scott Storch is BROKE! LMAO.....
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And apparently Josh Brolin got into a shoving match with Sean Penn at some shindig as Josh was hitting on Princess Buttercup.
Ah to be a fly on the wall.....
OnT: Al was actually the one wearing 4” stilettos but who really gives a gay?
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Men of Film is the shit! I miss In Living Color... :(
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LCT- Will is way more attractive than Gay Al. Do you think he is gay? i'm not 100% convinced.
OT: Al is a chubby chaser. He probably got upset when Star lost all that weight. I'll never understand it, but I guess there are people out there like that.
Al is doing his best to convince himself he's not gay.
And I miss 'In Living Color'....
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Classic.
Does anyone here watch So You Think You Can Dance this season? Will reminds me so much of Gay Al. I can't ever concentrate on his dancing because I'm too distracted by the overwhelming Gay Alness.
'Men ON Film' and it's a toss-up as to which one Al is more like.
Can someone find the YouTubes of a fat JLo struggling to keep up with the other FlyGirls from 'In Living Color'?
'Heaux Confessionals'
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"Two snaps up!!!!!"
OMG, I loved that shit back in the day. Even though I was way too young to understand a majority of In Living Color, watching it on DVD now makes it all the more funnier. The Waynes brothers at their finest.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
He is just one goofy looking mofo!
AND BORRING!
This man alegedly had his wang in Star Jones's tang and as an American i feel showing his photo and making us think about their disgusting attempts at wang in tang times is an act of terrorism!
ha ha ha i just keeding big slut bitch MK!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
who cares? Scott Storch is BROKE! LMAO.....
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Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club :::::::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m::::::: for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol
Yeh but what he do with them once he gets them?
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