Tuesday, July 22nd 2008

Alec Baldwin Doesn't Give An Eff About Your Husband's Heart Surgery

Alec Baldwin is currently whoring out his divorce memoir, "A Promise to Ourselves," and he turned down interviews with Larry King and others, because he only wanted to talk to Diane Sawyer. Diane agreed to the interview, but had to reschedule because of her husband Mike Nichols' heart surgery.

A source told Rush & Molloy that Alec flipped out, "Diane's people couldn't believe how angry Baldwin got. She was running back from the hospital!" He probably called her a "rude little pig" and went on to say, "I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you're a child! You have humiliated me for the last time!"

A friend of Alec's said, "The interview was rescheduled at least four times. Then the air conditioning wasn't working. Alec was a little annoyed, but not with Diane." The air conditioning wasn't working?! I can relate. A broken A/C will seriously make you consider committing murder. My A/C was broken yesterday and my dog was also MIA the entire day. Coincidence? I think not. That bitch wasn't about to take any chances.

Back to Alec, you know if he wasn't such a grouchy fuck, he probably wouldn't look like a stale bag of flour. He used to be such a hot piece and now he looks like the crazy man on the subway who won't stop yelling about how "the end of the world is coming."

Posted by: Michael K


But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Where'd the hot go?

He's still Hollywood's official Ass Straightner Outer. He should have a reality show doing just that.

Miss Priss's picture

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I bet he has really high blood pressure.

TheBreakdown's picture

I saw 'Working Girl' a few weeks back.

You know, when Alec was skinny, young, and relatively hinged?

Now this bitch has come un-done again and I see why his star never quite hit A-list for long.

Great talent, but with the graciousness of Leona Helmsley.

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joe shmoe's picture

There's a beady-eye gene in that family. Shame about Alec. The chubbier he gets, the more pronounced it is (not as bad as his little brother though, the Holy Roller)

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Knuckles_Johnson's picture

Wasn't this fat load suppoed to have moved to France 8 years ago? Again, what a load.

KD's picture

Yep, that's Alec Baldwin for you. absolutely No regard for others.

oklahoma's picture

Miss Priss.. lol. I loved MK putting that thing up that he said to his daughter.. I could totally hear him saying that again.. "He's not crazy, He's my father!" nah.. That'd be way tooo awesome!

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christine the hoff's picture

what the hell happened to him since he did The Departed???

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joanne's picture

He looks bloated and the hair sucks. He used to be so handsome now he looks like a cartoon of himself.

soul's picture

Alec should be kissing Mike Nichols behind daily; Mike is the man. Alec is a spoilt brat.

lellykuick's picture

haha- I love him, and his bad attitude!

ricki lake's picture

Nice Hair Club for Men. FYI older dudes, don't dye your hair a youthful brown if you're going to let your beard remain 95% gray. It makes you look sad and ridiculous, especially if youre a semi-washed up, bitter, jowly actor.

christine the hoff's picture

Gawd, that picture of him! he's reaching dreamboat pete in terms of unwashedness.

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Miss Priss's picture

I love Alec. He's bat-shit, and there's something about him I like.

I love to hear him say Dildo

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Did your dog come back yesterday?

angel_i's picture

Aw man. I hate Alec Baldwin. But only cuz I love him, you know? Fucker.

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Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club :::::::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m::::::: for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol

Yeah, your inner unhappiness shows on your face. In Alex's case, it's rage.

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Manbearpig's picture

I hate when guys who get fat grow beards to try and cover the face fat.
He looks like Bruce Vilanch.

MargeAggedon's picture

They need to send his scary pedophile ass to afganistan to 'entertain' the troops and by entertain I mean put him down in a mine field and take bets on whether he gets out alive. Stupid ignorant fuck.

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