Batman Busted
Yesterday, Christian Bale's mommy and sissy filed a complaint at the police station in London claiming Christian assaulted them on Sunday. The po-po decided to hold off on questioning him last night, because Christian was at the London premiere of "The Dark Knight." A source told The Sun, “It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don’t yet know is founded in truth."
Stupid celebrities and their special treatment! If it was you and it was your wedding day, they would have dragged your ass out of there before you even had time to say "I do." And they would have tasered you in front of everyone!
TMZ reports that Christian was arrested today and taken in for questioning.
Holy mom beater, Batman! Yeah, I know, I know. I'm sure you can come up with something better. Have at it!
Did you know Christian's stepmommy is Gloria Steinem? So it would be pretty fucking ironic if he turned out to be some sort of woman beater.
Here's some pictures of Christian looking confused and constipated at his London premiere last night.
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Dammit, if this is true Im going to be forced to rip him off his pedestal and that is going to HURT. Are there no sane normal decent people in Ho town left? If I start hearing reports that Johnny Depp has run off with Sienna Miller, I...I...I dont know what I'd do.
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I'm leaning toward the skeptic dirrection. I don't think I believe. Maybe mommy and sis are jealous of all the attention he's been getting and this is their shot at some of it.
At least his grandmother wasn't there.
dang this sux! I hope this turns out to be a hoax.
If it was you and it was your wedding day, they would have dragged your ass out of there before you even had time to say "I do." And they would have tasered you in front of everyone!
Don't you mean "our wedding day" MK? I am your number one fan.
Annie Wilkes: [Right after smashing Paul's ankles with a sledgehammer] God I love you.
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Clarisse ~ Bale should go into the Bat Cave for a while.
Woman beater = not cool.at all.
Crap, now I need to find a new avie.
Like I don't have enough to do already.
Submitted by Culcha Vulcha on July 22, 2008 - 7:10am.
He forgot which preimere he was going to and started channeling Bateman.
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Good one!!
I hope this is a misunderstanding, though. I love the Bale.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I hope it's not true.
He is so hot and he looked even hotter in The Dark Knight with slightly longer hair and clean shaven. I love him. If he's a woman beater, he loses my love and devotion.
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
And this is coming from his mom and sister?!
Oh lord. I don't believe it
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He forgot which preimere he was going to and started channeling Bateman.
Stock broker: Gerard Butler.
On topic: How odd is it that the police would allow a movie premiere to interfere with an investigation? Any other guy would have been hauled off.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 8:04am.
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You know you're knee-deep in Dlisted love when the first thing you think when reading this is, "Clarisse is gonna be SO bummed out!"
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Gloria Steinem???? Cool.
I know being upstaged by a dead guy can be rought, but geez...
Yeh, Stock Broker, as much as i adore the Bale, his avie is retired unless this story proves to be bollocks. =(
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wha? His mom and sister? Did this happen at a redneck family reunion?
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on m'illionaire d'ating s'ite """""M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Holy Bat Crap.
Guess its time for me to change my avie.
Any suggestions?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard