Batman Busted
Yesterday, Christian Bale's mommy and sissy filed a complaint at the police station in London claiming Christian assaulted them on Sunday. The po-po decided to hold off on questioning him last night, because Christian was at the London premiere of "The Dark Knight." A source told The Sun, “It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don’t yet know is founded in truth."
Stupid celebrities and their special treatment! If it was you and it was your wedding day, they would have dragged your ass out of there before you even had time to say "I do." And they would have tasered you in front of everyone!
TMZ reports that Christian was arrested today and taken in for questioning.
Holy mom beater, Batman! Yeah, I know, I know. I'm sure you can come up with something better. Have at it!
Did you know Christian's stepmommy is Gloria Steinem? So it would be pretty fucking ironic if he turned out to be some sort of woman beater.
Here's some pictures of Christian looking confused and constipated at his London premiere last night.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 9:44am.
Kizzy,
I vote Christian gets the benefit of the doubt until more comes out. I just don't see real badness there. Whatever went down, he's upset about it, not angry-upset, turmoil-upset.
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Assault is only a threat; there is no physical contact made. BATTERY is when there is contact made. Of course, the press wouldn't bother pointing that out.
"In common law jurisdictions, including England and Wales and the United States, battery is the crime that represents the unlawful physical contact."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault
Two jealous bitches at work. Nice family.
If he did do it, what a dumbshit.
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Hate that ape.
Sadness. :(
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Kizzy,
You are right. When i read "assault" i think attack. I will stand up for Bale until he proves unworthy!
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Eh...maybe they deserved it. We all know how bitchy women can be. Which brings me to a joke, of course:
Why do 9 out of 10 Montreal men beat their wives?
...wait for it...
Cuz one asshole's not doing his job!
Badum BUM *highhat*!
But seriously, folks, doesn't anybody ACT anymore?
Ok, but seriously for reals. The fact that he turned himself in says something. MAYBE someone did get hurt, - but domestic disputes are SO complicated. Let's just see what happens. He looks upset up there.
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If he turned himself in, then it can't be that big a deal. I'm not judging him. Until I see a black eye on mom or sis...which I doubt he hit them...His wife's right next to him and she seems OK...he's sad
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he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h y l o v e s. co m""" " last week. I am wondering what kind ofrelationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 22, 2008 - 9:33am.
Yeah!!! Wake me up when he throws a phone at somebody's head!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 9:31am.
Kizzy,
Assault can mean anything, the only thing we know for certain is there was some sort of contact. That could be anywhere from simply grabbing his wife by the shoulder, his mom puts a hand on his arm, and he jerked his arm to get her off of there, to a serious beat down. I see a guy in pain when I look at those pics, so I'm not ready to say he's an evil asshole yet. He is far too smart and publicity savvy to screw up this big. I'm definitely reserving judgement until more facts come out.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 22, 2008 - 9:32am.
Bale looks like shit because he's filming Termintator IV, which IMO will be a total crapfest.
The Terminator franchise needs to be RETIRED already. Geez.
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tonicbitch on July 22, 2008 - 9:29am
I cracked myself up with that.
Good Morning to tonic and all you hobag evil mom eyed "slut sacks"*
*saw madam s. use that lovely term.
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Not buying it. No WAY is Bale this stupid. He's on top of the world right now. He's not screwing it up with this crazy.
Mom and sis got loaded, pissed off and jealous of his success.
well, he's going have to do better than that to take the batshit violent crown from Russell Crowe, all I'm saying.
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"Update:
He has handed himself into police voluntarily over the mysterious domestic feud.
He went to Belgravia police station in central London earlier today and is still there, being held in custody.
When asked if Bale had been arrested, a police spokesman said "A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody."
His family is not talking. "
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awww, say it isn't so christian :(
p.s. i saw this on one of the millions of threads devoted to the dark knight this morning. i lawled
http://i6.tinypic.com/6slcn0w.gif
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Bale looks like shit because he's filming Termintator IV, which IMO will be a total crapfest.
The Terminator franchise needs to be RETIRED already. Geez.
Kizzy,
Yes, let's rock together in the corner until this story is proven bullshite!
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this makes me sad...and i hope this is so not true..the timing of this revelation is quite interesting....
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Probably asked him for money!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 9:27am
Good morning, doll. Mind if I rock in the corner beside you? WTF??? The world is askew. Here, wanna bongie? Wake n bake? Hmm?
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Christian, you dummy! You have a perfectly able bodied wife. If your female relatives need a beating, let her do it!
j/k Damn, I hope that's not true. Roughing up your mom is especially heinous.
It's possible that mom and sis are complete cunts and don't wish him well...it's possible...family members can be dicks sometimes
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Bradiful, LMAO.
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He does look like a lost, agitated puppy in these photos.
holy somebody didn't get their check in the mail on time!!... i'm not buying this just yet
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please refer to Dreamboat's mommy thread where we discuss the allure of the douchebag.
The Dark Knight is so good, it made him slap his Momma, sister and dog.
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Spoiled,
Actually, this is classic Bale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bej9Pmx7U0c&feature=related
*goes back to rocking in the corner*
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I'm waiting for facts.
Until then I am going into a deep state of denial.
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NOOOOOOOO!!! I'm keeping my avvie in hopes that this is completely false.
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Submitted by moriah on July 22, 2008 - 9:46am.
I don't even know (or care) who this clown is.. heard the name, but anyway.. he looks drugged out.
Oh lordy, you are going to have some loonies (read: half of the Dlisters, haha) on your ass in about two seconds O_o
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fuck this shit. bitch shoulda gone ganstga and tapped that ho's ass. shut her right the fuck up! let a bitch know!
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"Here's some pictures of Christian looking confused and constipated at his London premiere last night."
So true! The only pic that has him looking unlike he just assaulted his mom and sister is the one where he's standing next to his wife...
Classic Bale: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cYawYvKaXo
NOOOOOOO. Those bitches must have provoked him. Can you imagine "American Psycho" coming at ya.
Never cared much for Gloria Steinem. She's up there on my list w/ Jesse Jackson and Press and Curl Sharpton.
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Let's get the facts first cuz he's fine as he** and I so look forward to drooling at his avie :)
Wow, that's a serious accusation. I wonder if his mom said "I brought you into this world and I can take you OUT!" Like I would have.
I believe "assault" can be anything from throwing a magazine at someone to beating them with a baseball bat. Maybe he had a hissy fit and threw something and they were all "Don't get all uppity with me, mister. I used to change your DIAPER!"
No way. Totally not believing this one.
Child star = parental issues
Wouldn't be surprised if there was some truth to this. Of course, I also wouldn't be surprised if Mom & Sis made it up.
I don't even know (or care) who this clown is.. heard the name, but anyway.. he looks drugged out.
Submitted by madam s. on July 22, 2008 - 8:12am.
At least his grandmother wasn't there.
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I disagree. If you're going to go to the effort, at least make it a generational trifecta.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I heard they kept telling him that they liked Michael Keaton better.
He's looking very thin again...not as bad as when he was in 'the Machinist', but getting close.
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I saw this movie last night, and even though Christian Bale is the total hotness, he was RIDICULOUS as Batman. What the fuck was up with that ridiculous voice? The hood of the Batman costume and his eye makeup also made it really hard to take him seriously, but that voice was the absolute worst.
Oh, and I refuse to believe this about him. His mom and sister are just money-grubbing hos!
Wait - his mother's a circus clown... maybe he REALLY hates clowns?
Joking aside: I hope this isn't true, as I have much lust for Bale :(
I dunno. I always think he looks on the verge of coming unhinged at any minute anyway. Even when he was a kid, it looked like his sanity was trying to flee the scene. I smell a meltdown on the horizon.
You know what they say - the best looking guys are either gay or crazy. I'm fairly certain he's not gay...
Uvula,
If true, it will be sad. If you look at the depth he gives to characters like Bateman and Reznick, there is a bit of madness there. =(
*going to sit in the corner and rock gently*
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