Crazy Eyes Got Screwed!!!
Please go to your piggy bank, smash it to the ground, collect all the coins and immediately send them to YouTube Superstar Tricia Walsh-Smith aka Crazy Eyes. She got screwed in court yesterday! Even her crazy eyes are upset! Look at them. They are frowning.
Some stupid ass judge ruled that Tricia must get her crazy eyes out of the Park Avenue apartment she shared with her husband, Philip Smith. Even worse, Crazy Eyes will only get a lump sum of $750,000, the amount she agreed to in a prenup. She didn't know what she was signing! Her crazy eyes were acting up that day.
The judge also said that Crazy Eyes' infamous YouTube rants humiliated her husband and caused him great pain including heart issues. Oh please! He's acting! He is in showbusiness! The judge went on to say, "The posting of the defendant's first YouTube video was a watershed event in this marriage, elevating what was still primarily a private dispute into a public spectacle."
Crazy Eyes plans to appeal. She told the Post, "I thought it sucked. I'd be better off in Baghdad. President Bush is bringing democracy to Iraq. He should try bringing it to New York. I'm going to go down swinging."
$750,000?! That's not even enough money for her yearly supply of Visine! Crazy Eyes is poor and this angers me. Does Philip expect her to live on the streets, or worse - a studio apartment?!
Grab the popcorn and Fanta, because you know this insane bitch is going to deliver the performance of a lifetime on her next YouTube masterpiece. She's the Tallulah Bankhead of YouTube!
Thanks Allen
No matter how crazy, she was married to the old cheap fossil for 9 years! So why didn't she get more of what he earned while being married. The Judge sounds corrupt. 750g's is nothing for sucking old fossil dik for 9 years. Subtract taxes and legal fees....squat. Say goodbye to Manhattan darling.
She is no good and many people are talking about her joining on sugarbabymeet.com, where the stupid woman wants to find a rich man for sugar daddy!! I just feel sad! ...(
she'd be better off in baghdad? can someone tell me why she would make such a stupid statement like that? 750K, oh geez that is just nothing. someone could give me that to STFU, i got a 50k college tuition to pay off!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Please someone give me $750,000 to leave their asses alone. I am sure I can make due with that paltry amount.
Please someone give me $750,000 to leave their asses alone. I am sure I can make due with that paltry amount.
I am tired of people fighting prenups.
Can you imagine taking the car dealer to court 3 years down the road complaining that your car isn't as nice as you thought it would be and you're no longer willing to pay as much for it?
Have you ever seen the wealthy partner complaining that they had stars in their eyes and foolishly agreed to pay too much?
What is the point of legal contract if its not going to be binding?
$750,000!? I wish someone would give me that much! Just because she is use to a good life style, doesn't mean that $750,000 is NOTHING!
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Love 'n' marriage is such a fantastic farce ain't it? IMO, it should be banned then we'd all have to find another excuse for fuckwittedness.
750K probably sounded like a shit-load when she married him. It probably equates to about 50c a fuck. We've come a long way girls.
I know, why doesn't she depend on HER OWN MONEY!
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Yes, please, do the United States a favor and move to Baghdad. It's the patriotic thing to do.
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that utube video of hers backfired. I knew it would.
It would be one thing if Walsh aired details of an abusive marriage on utube. But if you watch her videos on utube you would hear Walsh ONLY complain about being screwed out her pension and thrown out on the streets.
Who get's a "pension" for being married anyhow?
Submitted by ricki lake on July 22, 2008 - 9:22am.
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LOLOLOL!! That was venomous!
Only 750K?
This skank better rent 'The First Wives Club' and take some fuckin' notes!
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if this cow can't live on the $750,000 she agreed to on the prenup, i will be happy to take it and live a good life...
when you behave ugly, ugly things happen to you...
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Wheatgrass? ESCANDALO! No WONDER he's so pissed off!
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If she invested that money wisely, learned to live FAIRLY simply, and got some sort of job, she'd be able to retire very well. I know that's far too crazy of a concept for Crazy Eyes though.
hahaha ricki.. WORD!
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She signed the prenup so she should have takin' the parting gifts and bounced. If she wanted more money she should have had the balls (like Catherine Zeta Jones) to fight for a better settlement. All this going to court and crying about the prenup.
Trish is pissed because all of her other rich bitch friends blew her off completely.
They're not hanging with a desperate divorce' who would try to f*ck one of their husbands for a couple of bucks. Or just for revenge.
I'm tired of this fucking used-up rag shoving her deformed fucking face into our lives. Boo hoo cunt, you don't get millions for doing nothing but divorcing some disgusting old Broadway producer corpse. Do you think we feel sorry for you, walking away with your 'paltry' 3/4's of a million dollars? Do you think your little YouTube rants endeared you to anyone? You're a fucking joke, you haggy bitch, now go fuck yourself, since you're constantly reminding us you didn't fuck your husband. (Oh, but he sure fucked you, now didn't he? Kisses, Trish!)
Mawy,
You once had a thin shred of respect for Crazy Eyes???
How dare she compare her situation to Iraq! She SHOULD go live there. I just lost the thin shred of respect I had for crazy eyes.
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Her statement to the Post brings crazy to a whole new level. But the "I'm going to go down swinging" promises fan-freaking-tastic YouTube videos to come.
$750,000?
"Starving people in China would be happy to have that!"
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
If she is in fact a Republican, let's drop her ass over Iraq without a parachute.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Well, as much as I love the idea of being a rich man's wife, I doubt it's as great as it seems. Most rich men are pompous assholes who cheat. If YOU have the temerity to fool around, no biscuit for you. There are always women targeting them. They usually work or travel a lot, and if you have children, you are basically a single parent. You are expected to be thin and pretty and vivacious ALWAYS and to entertain at the drop of a hat.
So I kind of think these women deserve nice settlements because it's an implicit part of the bargain.
Then again, this one wasn't too discreet, so she lost her payday.
Interesting.
She looks like she could be Laura Bell Bundy's (the chick starring as Elle Woods in Legally blonde on broadway) mom
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Bell_Bundy
She's a Republican. SCREW HER ASS....Bush is bringing democracy to IRAQ. Well he also helped the Suicide Bombers in. Iraq NEVAH had suicide bombings until the IRAQ WAR II.
Yeah. She should go to Iraq. I'll buy her fucking ass a first class one-way tix.
She needs to move the fuck out of NYC, that's for sure. No way she can afford to live there now, unless she has other financial reserves.
Oh, get a job.
MK always finds the worst pictures, I love him for that.
off topic, Bale went Russell Crowe?
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 22, 2008 - 8:50am.
cry no tears, i'm not comin' back from this one! *loading shotgun*
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
She wants to go to baghdad, lets send her there.
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She should hook up with Ed McMahon - they could barely survive together.
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Shit she looks pissed. It made me giggle.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 12:51pm.
El B.,
Oh, bugger!
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This story makes me very unhappy.
Crap. Forgot you liked him. Hope it aint true! bbl.xxx
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She should use that $750K to cast La Pequeña as herself in the upcoming sequel. Once that happens, no court will deny her anything.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Beverley, sexy: You both are right.
With that kind of cash, I'd slap into an ING savings account at 5%. And I'd retire to Upstate NY. Quiet and cheap. As long as UPS can still deliver from Amazon!
El B.,
Oh, bugger!
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This story makes me very unhappy.
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Her stupidity offends me!
I realize that kind of cash is nothing compared to what she's used too, but boo-freaking-hoo!
My tired, hard working, non-lot-lizard, broke ass could live the rest of my life on that measley penance. STFU!!!!
ESE ~ here's a 12-gauge shotgun with extra shells. Make us proud.
Well, honestly, I don't feel too sorry for this beesh. It's not like she has kids to support. And she DID wage a psycho PR campaign, as the judge pointed out. Sounds like she dug her own grave there.
However, he apparently did cheat on her, and $750K is not a lot of money. It is to ME personally, but I'm sure it's a slap in the face in her social circle.
Twatman. The Dark Shite.
Batman star Christian Bale has been accused of assaulting his mother and sister.
The star's mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, claim Bale lashed out at London's Dorchester Hotel on Sunday night. The pair filed their allegation at a police station in Hampshire, England on Monday.
But authorities were reluctant to speak to Bale on Monday - because he was promoting his new movie, The Dark Knight, in London.
A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don't yet know is founded in truth.
"But Mr Bale will be contacted at the earliest opportunity and be asked to provide an account of anything that happened."
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Somebody doesn't photograph well in daylight. Back to the crypt Trish!
Next time, she should READ it before she signs it. Not that there will be a next time. Her Youtube rants killed any chance of her ever hooking up with any man ever again.
"I'm going to go down swinging." - Tricia, it's too early to be hitting the Vodka!
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Tricia should start a revenge video service.
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geezus, somebody hand me my shotgun
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
She can make it on 750,000 if she saves right and moves somewhere to have a cheaper lifestyle, I wish I got that amount of money, with the right banking she can live off of that.. it's called citibank or Ing direct and live off of the annually savings or invest, but better to put some into a savings account.
Well, boo hoo. Only $750,000 to live on. I guess that's poor in New York. Maybe she should move to the suburbs and life the high life out there. Or, gasp, get a damn job and support herself instead of getting rich off someone else's hard work. She is just a glorified legal prostitute.
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She sorta looks like David Bowie here. I dunno.