Monday, July 21st 2008
Is That So?
Balthazar Getty wants you to know that he has split up from his wife of 8 years. You know, just in case you didn't figure it out for yourself after seeing pictures of him groping Sienna Miller's slut sacks (NSFW).
Balthazar issued this statement:
"Herro. My name is Balthazar and I'm a dumb, cheating whorebag who purses his lips in every stupid picture he takes."
No, this is what he really said:
"The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved. In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further."
Maybe he should've thought about that before he frolicked out in the open like a horny puppy. Wait, do puppies even get horny? That didn't sound right. Pupophilia is wrong.
Anyway, why couldn't Balthazar act like a normal person and keep his affair behind closed doors (aka the local Motel 6)? And Balthazar (I like writing his name) left his wife for the wrong slut. Sienna Miller is going to move on to the next dick before he can say "syphilis."
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what a prick. seriously, ugh. i hate cheaters.
riiight, he could have just been honest and said he saw a hotter and younger piece of ass he wanted to fuck
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 21, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 10:12pm.
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Amen! The fucking bastards!
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I see there are several of us here who have experienced this, then. It sucks that there are so many useless men out there.
Can we turn this thread into a PMSy rant about how all men are assholes? (Kidding... sort of...)
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Hi5.
I really want to punch this guy, hard.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 10:12pm.
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Amen! The fucking bastards!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I had to go Google to see which Getty got kidnapped and had an ear cut off. It was this guy's father. Kidnappers paid off and never caught.
("syphilis." - I'm impressed. Somebody's using spellchecker. Or it's from personal - NO!, spellchecker)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Yeah, I bet, you lying sack of shit.
Fuck men who cheat. Seriously. They can go die.
AMEN!!!!
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Hi5.
no need to bring up your concern for your children AFTER you have been photographed cavorting half nekkid with your slore of a GF.
Dude is no catch.
Relationship end and sometimes end badly but at least he could have formally separated from the wife BEFORE hoing it up in public!
He is sloppy.
what an insincere fucking PRICK.
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““They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” - Khloe Kardshian
I'd fuck him, too! Hard.
I HATE Sienna Miller!
Also, if you cheat on your spouse don't you have to give them more money?
Why couldn't he just wait?
Yeah, I bet, you lying sack of shit.
Fuck men who cheat. Seriously. They can go die.
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
"slut sacks"... my new favorite phrase!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
whatever dude...who are you? another cheating asshole...that's who...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...