Monday, July 21st 2008
Is That So?
Balthazar Getty wants you to know that he has split up from his wife of 8 years. You know, just in case you didn't figure it out for yourself after seeing pictures of him groping Sienna Miller's slut sacks (NSFW).
Balthazar issued this statement:
"Herro. My name is Balthazar and I'm a dumb, cheating whorebag who purses his lips in every stupid picture he takes."
No, this is what he really said:
"The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved. In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further."
Maybe he should've thought about that before he frolicked out in the open like a horny puppy. Wait, do puppies even get horny? That didn't sound right. Pupophilia is wrong.
Anyway, why couldn't Balthazar act like a normal person and keep his affair behind closed doors (aka the local Motel 6)? And Balthazar (I like writing his name) left his wife for the wrong slut. Sienna Miller is going to move on to the next dick before he can say "syphilis."
Source: People
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A word of caution: That book may be more than you bargained for. Don't get me wrong; it's a great book, but it sucks you in. It's also not what you probably think it might be about; it's a true crime story about the crazy Betty Broderick, who murdered her cheating husband back in 1989. I highly recommend it, though! Great book. If you can't find it at your library, there should be used copies on Amazon for cheap.
beebee, tonic: I'll meet you both out back just after the next round. You'll find me next to the Mexican roach coach, shooting darts at a Sienna Miller poster. Bring your keys!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 22, 2008 - 12:13am.
MORAL OF THIS STORY: Tis best to have a man surprise you with your name tattooed right above his COCK."
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Or ON it. Now that's fucking dedication.
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Will initials do? I'm Irish.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by hellstotheno on July 22, 2008 - 12:27am.
Poor Rosetta, she's so classy looking and gorgeous. For her man to be slumming with a much uglier and saggier-breasted woman is a slap in the face. He's a pathetic, insecure, ungrateful loser. Feel sorry for him, he'll regret losing her the rest of his life.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
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IN THE GHETOOOOOOO!
and ANOTHER MORAL of this story:
Be classy on the outside but nurture your inner cunt on the inside, cause you don't know when you absolutely, positively will have to rip your man's wandering cock off financially, psychologically, and physically -- if you can corner him in a dark alley with a machete or a hired banger...and force-feed it to Sienna Miller.
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"Submitted by Leatherette on July 21, 2008 - 10:23pm.
AH, true. NOTHING like throwing caution to the wind, downing a few Vicodin, or snorting a coco gram, and telling that tat artiste to lay that needle on your trembling willy. So if he every up and goes after new pussy, that new pussy's gonna have to gobble eeeeevery letter in YOUR name. No truer love, people."
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I think Alanis needs to hire you on as a songwriter, this is a VERY vivid visual.
Isn't the color called Burnt Sienna?
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I'm sure there is a pre-nup and, in most cases, they have some sort of infidelity clause. I really, really hope this is the case and Rosetta gets waaaaay more than she would have if this loser just kept it in his pants until after the separation.
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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."
Dude, Bal, I'm quite sure you're a Slutty Dlisted reader. I've drooled over your acting work since Lord Of The Flies. But Really? Sienna? Her name is a Crayon Color.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Poor Rosetta, she's so classy looking and gorgeous. For her man to be slumming with a much uglier and saggier-breasted woman is a slap in the face. He's a pathetic, insecure, ungrateful loser. Feel sorry for him, he'll regret losing her the rest of his life.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
ubmitted by tonicbitch on July 22, 2008 - 12:13am.
"Submitted by Leatherette on July 21, 2008 - 10:10pm.
MORAL OF THIS STORY: Tis best to have a man surprise you with your name tattooed right above his COCK."
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Or ON it. Now that's fucking dedication.
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AH, true. NOTHING like throwing caution to the wind, downing a few Vicodin, or snorting a coco gram, and telling that tat artiste to lay that needle on your trembling willy. So if he every up and goes after new pussy, that new pussy's gonna have to gobble eeeeevery letter in YOUR name. No truer love, people.
Hey Balt. Your kids have forever lost respect for you. Was fucking Sienna Miller really worth that?
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
"Submitted by Leatherette on July 21, 2008 - 10:10pm.
MORAL OF THIS STORY: Tis best to have a man surprise you with your name tattooed right above his COCK."
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Or ON it. Now that's fucking dedication.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 21, 2008 - 11:32pm.
"The reason why he had his wife's name above her heart is because she served as his savior. ASSHOLE."
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MORAL OF THIS STORY: Tis best to have a man surprise you with your name tattooed right above his COCK.
further proof that he wanted to "get caught"
& hope the soon-too-be ex-Mrs. Getty extracts more skin off his ass via her law firm for this extra humiliation
& ... *yawn*
well, as I have have learned from past experience, falling in love with a man who needs "saving" rarely works out....once they are "better", they don't need you anymore, and the dynamics of the relationship change....once they are "fixed" they move on....
Find ones that have fixed themeselves already, or are at least really working on it....
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If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket; keep me warm, let me wear your coat
And it's always the greasiest of skanks that they have to go public with.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
He knew if he was out with Sienna, they'd be followed- the European Paps love her - they follow her everywhere!
he is a piece of shit.
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““They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” - Khloe Kardshian
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 21, 2008 - 11:44pm.
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No, I'm pretty sure the new pussy is what took all his common sense away. It always does until the ho leaves him.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Anyone who would even look at the likes of Sienna MIller is a complete tool.
If Balledbizarre really gave a shit about his wife and kids he could at least tried to hide his affair. The fact that he was so out there with it makes him a real douche.
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Hi PSL, Tonic, Sheeps. I get pissed about this, which is kind of funny since I never knew about his ass until Sienna had to show her saggy ass small tits twenty times over in 3 days. Anyway, I did some research and asswipe was hollering about how Rosetta saved his life after the drugs... good payback. I am also convinced Sienna was posing for these pics and if he thinks the pictures where a surprise he is even dumber than he looks. I guess the drugs took all his common sense and since he is now only thinking wiht his small dick, not much left.
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Submitted by FatMartha on July 21, 2008 - 10:23pm.
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Unfortunately :(
And now the bastard's marrying the slut he cheated with.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I agree vany- for this kind of public humiliation, he deserves to be taken to the cleaners.
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““They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” - Khloe Kardshian
"The reason why he had his wife's name above her heart is because she served as his savior. ASSHOLE."
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Cavorting with a known prostitute is quite a way to say "thank you". I guess he thought a Hallmark card would be too sappy.
*grabs keys and joins radio siren*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 21, 2008 - 8:10pm.
"I am 130 percent to blame for the breakdown of my marriage....
heeheehee. Of course, Rosetta may have the last laff, valued at 50% of their marital estate plus child support.
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Rosetta has plenty of money in her own right but I do hope she takes him to the cleaners. The getty's are not what they used to be, but if Baltazar is what the Getty name has become, you might as well just strip them out of anything they may have left now. DIPSHIT! ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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radio siren, I love you. Interesting Bella Stumbo quote; I will be sure to check out that book at the library!
I appreciate the good intentions of feminism and what women went through to get us where we are today. HOWEVER: as much as men deride feminism, they certainly benefit from it!
Batthazar Getty in the 1990's was the US' Blake, if he had been poor. Anyway, he was a drug addict from hell (some of his best friends died then-- he was lucky). The reason why he had his wife's name above her heart is because she served as his savior. ASSHOLE.
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 21, 2008 - 8:10pm.
"I am 130 percent to blame for the breakdown of my marriage....
heeheehee. Of course, Rosetta may have the last laff, valued at 50% of their marital estate plus child support.
I co-sign on your comment radio siren.
And now we're off to key a douchebag's car collection!
Just searched and found out that Bally's marriage to Rosetta was by way of the ole shotgun:
Marriage date - May 3, 2000
Son Cassius born - July 17, 2000
(Best friend Eric "McSteamy" Dane is the godfather)
beebee, you're welcome and I would like to sign up for the car-keying caper if Rosetta is not up to it.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Maybe I'm old fashioned...but, getting married to a man, I'd expect that he would be faithful, notwithstanding how much money he had. The heart of the matter is this: if you feel that you have so much money that it holds a power over you that disallows you to be loyal to another human being, of whom you have professed to love above any other, then it's a very simple matter NOT TO GET MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
To all those who fit the description above: please die alone and miserable, and keep far away from those capable of real love. Thank you.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
"I am 130 percent to blame for the breakdown of my marriage. I am still pissed because children are involved. In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which for some reason I thought you will never seecause I am a rich himbo, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed I am a douche and in order for my wife to cash in on living with me for over 10 years and having to bear 4 of my children, I have precluded her from commenting any further. Of course, she believes she should not comment only because she would like to forget she was ever married to the dip that is I"____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
She looks like Katie Holmes after 3 years on the all-cheese diet. And 4 gallons of Botox.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I think Ball was just thinking with his penis. They sometimes have a mind of their own. Sienna was acting like a nudist gone wild and he just reacted or "it" reacted. I guess they're both wrong.
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Thank you radio siren.
She should key his car collection... duno if he has one but most rich men do.
"Sienna Miller is going to move on"
I thought homewreckers could be sued. for wrecking.
Did you see those pictures? They're laying in a rockppile in some pictures and probably too drunk to feel in. In one shot, she's popping a zit on his face. These two are exhibitionist pigs, they deserve each other.
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I have no sympathy for anyone involved in this mess.
His wife
expected him to stay faithful? who is that dumb?
with his money?
he is a whore whore who fucked a whore, OMG, what a surprise.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Rosetta Millington was rich in her own right, and a childhood friend of Patricia Arquette, who introduced her to Getty. The Rosetta/Balthazar relationship is similar to the other one Sienna busted up: Sadie Frost & Jude Law. Both wives were a bit older, both successful designers, with four little kids involved...
From last year "I love kids. I love having a big family. I think the more the merrier – big happy home of, you know, little punks running around." --Balthazar Getty
Submitted by madam s. on July 21, 2008 - 10:48pm.
great use of "slut sack"!
OT: i'm stayin' out of this shit, no matter where i go i think i'm fucked!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by beebee on July 21, 2008 - 6:13pm.
I HATE Sienna Miller!
Also, if you cheat on your spouse don't you have to give them more money?
Why couldn't he just wait?
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Most states now have no-fault divorce laws.
Here's an interesting quote that succinctly sums up no-fault. My apologies if it's a bit lengthy:
"No-fault is the direct gift to wives and mothers today of the ambitious innocence of the feminist movement of the 60s and 70s. Back then, activists thought no-fault a fine thing, because, in theory at least, it lent dignity to women as well as men by liberating warring spouses from the traditional mud-slinging of divorce courts.
"...Few feminists thought ahead to what exactly might result if the philandering husband was no longer penalized for abandoning his family. Not much attention was paid to the potential ramifications of an uninhibited new world in which the male no longer had to live in fear of a wrathful judge pointing a disapproving finger at the prodigal - and charging him for it. In the old days of punitive judgments and chivalrous attitudes toward the fairer sex, infidelity invariably carried a price in court.
"But all that became passe...Male legislators everywhere happily obliged no-fault activists. Between 1970 and 1980, 48 states adopted some form of no-fault divorce law. It has turned out to be punishing for the majority of divorced mothers and their children. Studies during the two decades since suggest that divorces are on the rise in the U.S., in part because men no longer have to pay the same severe price.
"Divorce law reforms, in effect, backfired on women in general. Some statistics now show that divorced men, especially affluent professionals, experience a 70 percent increase in life-style comforts, while ex-wives suffer a 30 percent decline."
--From Bella Stumbo's "Until the Twelfth of Never."
Soo...these fuckers who have no respect for their wives or anything else, actually have little to worry about for throwing their wives away like used Kleenex. Lovely.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I feel sorry for his children. Even though they're rich as hell money will not help them live down the fact that their father is fucking a whore. Most of the time in public places. Lord have mercy on them when he gets VD
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It didn't look that "painful" for him in the photos. It's not my business but I still think it would be fun to kick Balthazar in HIS slut sack. Just because Rosetta looks like a nice lady.
what a lying trash piece of shit.
you do have to wonder what his wife thought, getting with him.
if someone with that kind of money was after me, I'd not go for it.
no to justify him, but still.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Dude, that Balthazar had me at "hello" I'd bang him 10 ways from Sunday in a brothel. I gues I'm s'possed to be hating on Sienna, whom I do hate on, but Balth is hot.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
O, the insincerity drips off the page!
"The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved."
Especially when it was your straying penis that no doubt played a part in the breakdown of your marriage! I love the vague, disconnectedness he gives his pat statement, as if he doesn't quite know what to make of all this. Fake! What a complete piece of trash.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Uh too little, too late, dontcha think Ballsy?
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The wife is better looking. That's an expensive trade-down.
HE LOOKS LIKE TONY HOMO!!! sorry for the yelling. I hope his wife takes his balls and eats them on a stick. Sienna Miller is a fucking whore. I hate her ass. She deserves to have her face burned off by a bad BBQ grill. [or something else, I dont care...whore.] She would still be spreading her legs for anyone.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
If it wasn't Sienna Miller, would anyone give a shit? "Hey, look at these pictures of Balthazar Getty with some naked whore." "....You mean the kid from Lord of the Flies who wasn't Piggy?" "Yeah." "Wait, I thought he died....you know, he was in Kids and Friday 2....and then he killed himself." "No, that was some other guy. This is Balthazar Getty. He's MARRIED." "Oh....still, so?"
I remember reading an article (I think it was in Rolling Stone) about old Balthazar, back when he was young Balthazar working on the set of Lost Highway, and the people working on the set said he used to constantly bum cigarettes off of people. What kind of Getty can't afford to stop by the 7-11 and buy a pack of cigarettes? I guess the same kind who cheats on his wife with a known 'ho immediately after the birth of his fourth child. Congrats, Balthazar. Enjoy.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.