Blaaake's Mommy Is Kind Of Hot
The crack rock of Amy Wino's eye, Blaaake Fielder-Whatever, was sentenced to 27 months in the chokey this morning. Wino didn't show up for the fun and games, but Blaaake's hot mother Georgette was there.
I doubt she shouted "Blaaaaaaake" when he was sentenced. She probably just rolled her eyes, went outside, lit up her 30th fag of the morning, and then asked one of the reporters if she could borrow a few bucks. After she finished gossiping with the court clerk, she shuffled off to her day job tending bar at some pub where they call her G-Cakes.
You also know her house smells like the inside of an ash bin, and she probably has four cats named Johnny Rotten, Sid, Steve and Paul after the Sex Pistols. Love her.
Below is G-Cakes being hot outside of the court house. I also threw in Blaaake's mug shot. I'd hit it.
@ WTFOMGLOL re Colin Firth...
Great story! LMAO @ you drooooling on the windows @ the Firth in the next train, with hubby WTF!!
At least you didn't squeal ITS COLIN FIRTH ITS COLIN FIRTH EEEEEEEEEE...because then your arse would've been snatched by the UK cops!
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.com? True or not?? .
of course she's is a ciggie sucking retard...
there's a shocker...
Um, wow, she looks exactly like when Suzanne Pleshette (however you spell her last name, the lady on the original "newhart" show?) played "Karen"'s mom on Will & Grace. I mean, exactly...right down to the frosted bangs.
www.myspace.com/lowenbad
The mom isn't that bad but the chick in the orange tank looks like she stepped directly off the set from "A Dark Crystal". Frightening...
I was on vacation in the U.K. a couple of months ago, and was on a train from Inverness to London, that was stopped at Newcastle station for some delay, for about 15 minutes. I'm sitting and looking out the window at the train on the next tracks over, and who do I see getting on the train there, at the window directly across the tracks from mine, stowing his luggage in the overhead, but COLIN FIRTH !!!! I kid you not, I got an excellent look at him, and he caught me watching him, and smiled at me. Thought I'd died and gone to heaven. Course hubby is sitting across from me, but I don't even bother pointing out CF to him, because he would have been clueless. What ? who the hell is that? And why should I care ?
Because he'll be getting you laid a little later on, that's why honey.
ESE,
That's my boy!
WTFOMGLOL,
Colin Firth!! I just re-watched P & P this weekend! Excellent!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 8:31am.
lizzieb,
You Brits have also given us Izzard, Bale, Oldman, Rickman, etc...etc...You are all good!
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... and.. don't forget, my future ex-husband Gerry Butler.. Hugh Jackman (Brit lineage)..Colin Firth..Sherrif whatshisface from BBC Robin Hood..Toby Stephens (yes, I am an A&E/Masterpiece Theater/BBC addict, so sue me) .. and the list goes on and on ...
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 8:49am.
hhmmm, where should i go with this?... hell, as long as i'm cumming, i'm ok with it all!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
ESE,
"Are you cuming or going? Or cuming then going?
Or cuming and staying?"
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by Clarisse on July 22, 2008 - 8:31am.
On topic...garbage in, garbage out.
and now i don't know whether i'm coming or going
OT: wait for it, wait for it... i don't care
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
lizzieb,
You Brits have also given us Izzard, Bale, Oldman, Rickman, etc...etc...You are all good!
On topic...garbage in, garbage out.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
@ ESE:
DAMN THOSE LIARS! Seriously, dude, why do they do that? Don't they know I believe every damn thing they say?
ONT: Why are we talking about douchey hot? These people don't really qualify for either. Unless you count the fact that his *stepmum* looks like she has purposely prepared herself for a media frenzy. She's dressed herself the way they do in movies, where the main character stands out - and she's always looking at the camera and...hey. Are those microphones? So - ok. Maybe douchey.
The guy at the bottom looks inbred.
Did Deliverance make you hot, MK? I'm not judging, I'm not judging...just sayin':)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 22, 2008 - 8:14am.
uuuuuh Sorry :) I know, but, seriously, what level headed girl goes for a complete douchebag, if she isn't trying to work out some issues on some level.?
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Well, I can tell you straight up, homey. I had some issues. So many issues, in fact, I made it a mission to figure that shit out. Now I got some other issues based on those experiences but, all in all, they are much healthier issues. Let's see what happens next;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 8:17am.
movies lie!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 22, 2008 - 8:13am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 8:10am.
i'm in Florida, regrettably, yes.. but i'm still here!
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Regrettably? I thought Florida was heaven! That's what it looks like in the movies! As long as your not a criminal or in the way of a criminal, I guess...I'm agile, tho - I'd be ok:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
uuuuuh Sorry :) I know, but, seriously, what level headed girl goes for a complete douchebag, if she isn't trying to work out some issues on some level.?
Speaking from my own experience. maybe it's just me.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 8:10am.
i'm in Florida, regrettably, yes.. but i'm still here!
OT: lemme read what it's about first, i'll get back to ya
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 22, 2008 - 8:09am.
eh, you probably don't want a girl like that anyhow. low self esteem issues and all that baggage.
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Ouchie!
But it's a good point, nontheless.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Whoa nelly! You peeps get up early!
It's lunch time here. Back to work for me, please defend the beauty of the Brits- ol' Chav lady excepted of course- whilst I go and do some bloody work. I wonder what you lot must think of the UK- between Wino, Dreamboat and grubby tits Miller you must think we are all drugged up sluts. *wonders if this is a bad thing or not*
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 22, 2008 - 8:08am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 8:06am.
ppfft!... "get up early"... i go to bed late!
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Ha! Sometimes that's my story too ;P What the hell time zone are you in, anyway? I certainly can't tell by your posting times!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
eh, you probably don't want a girl like that anyhow. low self esteem issues and all that baggage.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 22, 2008 - 7:49am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 22, 2008 - 7:22am
i'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole "Douchey hot" thing... what are the requirements for the "hot" part?... i got the "douchey" part down
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I think it's something to do, with liking a guy you ordinarily wouldn't look twice at, because you know he's a douchebag..but still.. there's just something ...you can't put your finger on... that tips the scales in his favor .. just a tad.
If you've seen the movie Stand By Me, Kiefer Sutherlands part -- you know Ace is a complete asshole, but there is just SOMETHING goddamn hot about him too. just the fact that he's certain trouble is irresistable :D
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Exactly:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 8:06am.
ppfft!... "get up early"... i go to bed late!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Whoa nelly! You peeps get up early!
I thought I'd be all alone here.
Good morning, sunshines!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 22, 2008 - 8:03am.
ok, so i'm totally fucked, right?!?!LOL!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 22, 2008 - 7:55am.
ooohhh! i see now!... *runs off to get tough guy look together*
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buuuut, you gotta have the juice to back it up.
just dressing the part ain't enough. girls can see right through that. :D
Let me get this straight, Georgette OWNS a beauty parlor? Heaven help her clients!!!
I'm shocked, she's only 3 years older than me. Thank you, Mom and Dad!!!!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 22, 2008 - 7:49am.
ooohhh! i see now!... *runs off to get tough guy look together*
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
poor blaake. he didn't have a chance.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 7:46am.
"Weeeeee!"... i like that!.. that's gonna be the filler of my day! from here on out, today is Weeeeee!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 22, 2008 - 7:22am
i'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole "Douchey hot" thing... what are the requirements for the "hot" part?... i got the "douchey" part down
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I think it's something to do, with liking a guy you ordinarily wouldn't look twice at, because you know he's a douchebag..but still.. there's just something ...you can't put your finger on... that tips the scales in his favor .. just a tad.
If you've seen the movie Stand By Me, Kiefer Sutherlands part -- you know Ace is a complete asshole, but there is just SOMETHING goddamn hot about him too. just the fact that he's certain trouble is irresistable :D
What's sad is she's probably only 13 to 15 years older than Blaaaaake.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 22, 2008 - 7:44am.
geezus, is it morning already?!?!
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Let's go with no. Back to bed everyone! Weeeeee!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 7:40am.
geezus, is it morning already?!?!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Morning GIG, ESE, angel, everyone!!
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
If that was my mama, I'd beg her to stay at home when they read my sentence.
The judge might tack on a few more months after looking at his lineage.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 7:12am.
i'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole "Douchey hot" thing... what are the requirements for the "hot" part?... i got the "douchey" part down
OT: it's got something to do with wino, right?... sorry, i'm not good at paying attention
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Morning, all you sluts!
That's how Blaaake's mommy dresses for Court? How elegant. Gad.
I better be careful what I say. She looks like the type that would cut somebody with a broken beer bottle.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 22, 2008 - 7:01am.
There are quite a few Brit men who are smoking hot. throw in a Scots accent, and I'm toast.
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Ugh. You just reminded me of a smoking hot Scotsman I dated ages ago. Douchey hot. This also reminds me that what I learned about douchey hot in HS, I didn't actually put it into practice until much later ;S - but *sigh*...SO smoking hot...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
There are quite a few Brit men who are smoking hot. throw in a Scots accent, and I'm toast.
Next are Australians (transplanted Brits,you're welcome).
Anything after that is a crap shoot lol.
Except for Italians - Italian men and women seem to have a genetic predisposition for hotness.
Not all, mind you, but a disproportionate number are quite beautiful.
Should have saved this for a Caption This contest.
What Not to Wear.
Jesus, where do I start ?
All kinds of countries got their ugliness going on, dude. And beauty too:)
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let me just say p diddy...and the US wins by a landslide!!!! every person in the UK could have one front tooth and we would still win. thank you diddy :/
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
You go lizzieb (you always seem to make my mornings bright)
and this:
Submitted by squeakel on July 21, 2008 - 10:08pm.
That's his stepmum.
Also, why are Brits the ugliest people in the world? The rest of Europe is full of hotness.
I'm half Brit, regrettably, and I blame every flaw I have on that fact.
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This bothered me until I read that last line (sometimes I skip over shit for some reason) I was GOING to say - you haven't gotten out much, have you? All kinds of countries got their ugliness going on, dude. And beauty too:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
His mama looks like an extra from any of those famous crack movie fests...
`Blow`
'Trainspotting'
'Requiem for a Dream'
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
OnT - whaaat the fack was she thinking when she put that ensemble together. I'll be having her head for a spare avie.
I once worked with a French guy, he stank, garlic and BO.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 11:51pm.
I have to say, my personal favorite are the leopard ankle warmers...perfect accent to any ensemble....
found a quote:
.The leggings line, featuring ankle gloves and the Mr. President leggings, debuted on ShopIntuition last week and have already sold out.
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Mr President leggings? LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Thank you Sandbitch.In answer to your question we bathe more than the French so that's the main thing. I am excluding Sienna Miller from this as she is showing us up at present and needs to be disowned.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
@lizzieb
That post was fucken hilarious. Just wondering, do brits bathe more than once a week now? Just kidding, sort of...
Rule Britannia!
Britney rules the weaves.