Weapons Of Mass Destruction
If this isn't a sign that the troops need to come home then I don't know what is. Heidi Montag said that she's going to go to Iraq to perform for the troops. You know, because they haven't been through enough, so we might as well torture them with live singing from Heidi.
The plastic horsey told Extra (via People), “My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there." Heidi's stepbrother, who fought in Iraq, passed away last March after he fell off a roof in Colorado.
Spencer said that John McCain's daughter, Meghan, is going to help them get to Iraq, “I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”
How about we send Twit and Twat to Guantanamo instead. They won't know the difference. That way we can lock them up and throw away the key. Nobody has to know! It will be America's little secret.
If Heidi Montag performs in Iraq, then the terrorists win.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 21, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Gotcha. I understand completely as I'm still under a gag order regarding the Duke lacrosse scandal.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 21, 2008 - 7:10pm.
What are you smokin' hon? It must be really really good or really really bad! ☺
zomay, thanks, hon!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 21, 2008 - 5:10pm.
"I ain't' gott-a no feet-a baby"
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
*catches Dawnie in one hand and her drink in the other*
LADY! For one ive been missing your funny stuff and
im sure i donthave to tell you but ITS TOO HOT OUTSIDE TO UNCTION!
Look at that! Its so hot the F in function done melted away!
Dreamy: Hot stuff you know we ae on the same page. Its that wacky horse that thinks being a penis holder is a career ha ha ha well BESIDES the hookers. Thats real work lol!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
@Mike:
I am under a gag order currently but YES. Well, as much as I can remember. Who knows? Wait, maybe I just gagged after reading this post. *schlurrp*
ONT: I think I might join the USO.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Euphoria, well I love your name so we are even.
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 21, 2008 - 7:08pm.
damnit!... your avie's having the same effect on me!.. *puts Iron Butterfly in cd changer*
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Hola zomay! *hug*
Ok, let's see:
bleached-to-white fake hair: check.
botoxed forehead: check.
fake breasts: check.
lip collagen or restylane: check.
nose job: check.
Oh and he's had everything done too except for the breast job and the Sun-In hair.
DDD-
Did you have anything to do with that brush-up between Jeffrey Wright/Josh Brolin and the Shreveport cops? Fess up.
zomay, I love your ever-changing psychedelic art avies!
Oooh! Ahhh! Pretty!
hey Triple D!
I'm just poking my head in before I go off to dinner. Where you been at, bitch? Seems like forever and a day since I've seen you!
I think I wanna cholarize the bitch in LCT's avvie next. (I can't remember her name);P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by LoLo on July 22, 2008 - 12:00am.
further HER CAREER!
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What career? Is a being a talentless whore a career now???
~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥
Most of the troops aren't going to know who this horse-faced bitch is. And they'll want to beat up Spencer when they get a look at his boyish face and pretty hair.
Angel_i!!!!
I totally missed that avi! That one belongs in the hall of fame! How you durrin'?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
LOLO!!!!!!!!!
*runs full speed*
*leaps into air*
*lands on LoLo*
*sticks tongue down throat*
How the hell have you been?????
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Spencer is such a fucking handbag.
And as for Heidi, I can't imagine a better way to rub salt in the wounds of the soldiers that have been over there fighting this *ahem* bullshit *ahem* war for forever and day.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
@ESE:
Bring your hot fedora-tipping arse over here and I will make sure your get good and properly licked, um, I mean LIQUORED up.
ONT: Stupid: It's the new black.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
EveryStrangersEyes on July 21, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 21, 2008 - 6:54pm.
your avie's giving me an acid flashback... in a good way!
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Well if it got your mind off these two nuts for just 5 seconds, than I helped you. Hugs. :)
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 21, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Dawnie, you silly 'lil drunkard!... come here, gimme a... well... um.. gimme a daiquiri, would ya?!?!LOL!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
She did not even go to her step brothers funeral from what i understand.
He died before the weekend and she had an apperance at a club in Vegas.
Then this reatrded ass horse went on something horrible like Access Twatville and cried about how "he would have wanted" her to go and further HER CAREER!
So funny she says career because from wht i know about horse racing is the shot the damn thing after it has been ridden hard to many times.
I see no signs she has been shot in the back of the head..... liar mouff aint got no career!
HEY DAWNIE DAWN DAWN YOU HOT MOMMA!
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Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on July 21, 2008 - 4:57pm.
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Well, as long as your are famous SOMEwhere......for instance, I am very big in the Benelux countries. True story. I get mobbed in Luxembourg every damn time.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
PULEEEZE, As if the troops in Iraq know or even care who this horse and hound are! The government needs to step in on this one cause I pretty sure this qualifies as torture and humiliation to our troops.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥
OKAY
so how are they going to be recognized as celebritied in Iraq?
I mean hardly Americans know they are from "reality" tv
and what about Iraq.
I mean atleast its safe for them to go over there right?
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Hey Mike! Now what do you fucking think? *hic*
Where the hell are my car keys?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
And when the hell does Meghan McSame have the time to organize such an event? When she has to change her old pops diapers every 30 minutes?
Dawnie!
Tired of daiquiris yet?
Oh Christ on a cracker, there goes my dinner.
Hey whores.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by zomay on July 21, 2008 - 6:54pm.
your avie's giving me an acid flashback... in a good way!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
I'm sorry, is he trying to grow a beard or is that lint from her weave?
Methinks we need to find a kamikaze pilot to fly them over, kill two twats in one go.
She grew up about 25 minutes from whre I live and everyone hates her here as much as anywhere. I saw a pic of her in high school and she looked like a Meerkat high on crack. God, she is disgusting. she is the biggest JOKE ever in her hometown.
You wouldnt know her now with her new chompers from Spencer's dad and her new nose she blew the surgeon for.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
For the love of God, kill these 2 name-dropping media whores.
PLEASE.
Submitted by Heemi on July 21, 2008 - 6:52pm.
The troops would rather see a magic show.
Who knows? Maybe Heidi will appear to them before putting on her make-up, and again after. They'd witness something miraculous then.
Better yet, why not enlist these two goons and get them a real job.
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Do the troops even know who these numbnuts are?
The troops would rather see a magic show.
Maybe they will get lost ovre there. I can't believe these two scags think they have talent.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Spender and Heidi ho, are the modern day Republicans bunch of uneducated, spoiled, trolls.
Submitted by mike on July 21, 2008 - 6:49pm.
christmas trees are flammable, right?
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
“I think Meghan McCain is helping organize ..."
I THINK?? First, you don't think you douchebag, and second, if you're going to throw someone's name around, at least have the facts....
I hate these 2.
Perform? Perform and do what? A skit from The Hills? I didn't even know they were real people, I thought they were wax figures. Let's all hope they get shot. Sluts, it's been a long weekend, I need another drink.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I think Heidi misunderstands the concept of Vaseline on a camera lens to soften one's appearance, having obviously caked that shit on her mug instead.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 21, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Spencer would look better dressed as a Christmas tree...
Spencer's chin pubes are doing nothing to make him any more appealing. Aren't these two skank's 15 minutes up already???
suddenly i'm seeing waterboarding as not that bad
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
She needs to perform in Afghanistan (more danger there, currently).
Not these totally irrelevant, skank-biscuit bitches again!
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