Weapons Of Mass Destruction
If this isn't a sign that the troops need to come home then I don't know what is. Heidi Montag said that she's going to go to Iraq to perform for the troops. You know, because they haven't been through enough, so we might as well torture them with live singing from Heidi.
The plastic horsey told Extra (via People), “My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there." Heidi's stepbrother, who fought in Iraq, passed away last March after he fell off a roof in Colorado.
Spencer said that John McCain's daughter, Meghan, is going to help them get to Iraq, “I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”
How about we send Twit and Twat to Guantanamo instead. They won't know the difference. That way we can lock them up and throw away the key. Nobody has to know! It will be America's little secret.
If Heidi Montag performs in Iraq, then the terrorists win.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 22, 2008 - 1:31am.
you got a good point, yet, i despise them all equally.... how was lunch?
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Thanks. Haha, lunch was good. How was your sleep?
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 8:28pm.
It's called a Double Standard and it's still alive and well in society
Think of Baltawhateverthefuck Getty. If that were a woman, she would be slaughtered in the press.
So they're trying to be do-gooders now, huh. If these two attention whores come home with 5 orphans then we can say the torch has officially been passed.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Calling Osama bin Laden: "Osaam? Is that you? Finally got a good connection. Mm-hmm. I'm fine. Oh, really? Sorry to hear that. Lower back pain's a bitch ... Anyway, I was calling ... I have a favor to ask. Yes. Oh, sure. We can forget everything, start all over. This is what I need you to do ...." Oh, please please please please ... save us.
I'm sure the guys and gals abroad can't wait to see the Twit and Twat show.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 8:28pm.
you got a good point, yet, i despise them all equally.... how was lunch?
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 21, 2008 - 8:26pm.
oh, shit!.. d-a's derringer?!.. maybe i should rethink this!
OT: still nothin'.. and i'm ok with that!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Off Topic question/rant
Why is it that it's one rule for men & one rule for women??!!
A celeb mom goes out to a night club - she gets slated for it, gets called a bad mom, blah, blah, blah...yet her HUSBAND spends a night at a club - & no one says anything about it! Where is the fairness in that?? Why is that the woman gets slated & the guy gets away with it? A child has TWO parents & they should BOTH be treated the same.
*storms off in a huff*
~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥
she is cute, he is not.
he looks like an overgrown blonde chuckie doll.
dude gives me the creeps.
Submitted by ESE on July 21, 2008 - 8:17pm.
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*wrapping ace bandage around little sock monkey leg* *slipping DA's derringer under tape* *dragging leg while walking to ESE's house* Okay, ESE...when the doorbell rings...answer!
ON TOPIC: Two idiots waiting for a call from Playgirl. It ain't gonna happen.
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Are these freaks actually famous? Just looking at them makes my skin crawl.
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 21, 2008 - 8:14pm.
dryer sheets as far as the eye can see!... just come outta the hamper, sweetie!... *sets up dart gun*
OT: i'll try again later
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by ESE on July 21, 2008 - 8:08pm.
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Uh....no. Wait. Got any dryer sheets with that liquid delight?
ON TOPIC: Now why would Spencie use the word "I think" in a statement...twice!? Cause he ain't got no brain. Look at him!!
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McCain's involvement with this whore will lose him the election. Rock on!
I say throw them in a cave. They might smoke Bin Laden out.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 21, 2008 - 8:01pm.
hi, sweetie!.. come out of the hamper.. come on... come on, i got a nice bottle of liquid fabric softener for ya... *hiding dart to snatch cute 'lil socky and take her home*.. sshh, sshh, it's ok.. come on outta the hamper, sweetie!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Shouldn't McCain be using his "pull with the military" to end this fucking war instead of enabling this horsey queen to go skanking up Iraq? What the hell kind of fuckery is this?! This sickens me.
Topanga, I love your "horse and hound" comment; I can't get the phrase out of my head. Perfect analogy for Twit and Twat.
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Submitted by ESE on July 21, 2008 - 7:43pm.
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*opening lid to hamper* Pssst! *sticking out little sock monkey (cat fur free) hand* Hi! Mr. Man!
ON TOPIC: You know these two buy Lohan leggings (with knee pads) in bulk cause their only talent is on their knees. Might as well be comfortable.
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Is HM the love child of Darva Conger and Rick Rockwell?
She must be; her talentless, faux-reality show, media-whoring has to be genetic.
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Ah,a post on Lord and Lady Douchebag at last.
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Potato Wave!
Talk about adding insult to injury.
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 21, 2008 - 7:40pm.
at the very least, she can watch the bjs while bent over... see?!.. entertainment for all!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
I think it's time to call in Osama'a IOU from a poker game.
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ESE, you are so right. Spencer's jaw will be sore and Heidi's backside, my bad. Spencer grew the face pubes so it will give a little tickle.
Only the talentless skanks go to perform for the troops these days, as far as I know. I'm recalling Jessica and Nick going a long while back, maybe I heard of Ted Nugent going...? Lindsay Lohan said she wanted to go once, when she was totally drugged-out; thank god they were spared from that.
All I'm sayin' is they deserve a little better, you know?
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
LoLo, that penis holder, OMG, I'm LMAO as much as the guy holding that ginormous schlong.
Submitted by Euphoria on July 21, 2008 - 7:36pm.
i think Spencer's doin' the bjs
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
If she's going to "perform" for the troops using her talent, her jaw is going to get awfully sore from all those bjs.
Dreamy, thant was really freakish, thanks.
Since we're on the topic of plastic surgery, anybody see Omarosa on the Wendy Williams show? That was entertaining.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY HEIDI SERVED. I THOUGHT I SAW A PHOTO OF TEDDY ROOSEVELT RIDING HER DURING THE BATTLE OF SAN JUAN HILL IN MY HISTORY BOOK. Robertoooo
Perform for the troops ... she'd need to have some kind of talent first, so we don't need to worry about that happening. She's starting to believe her own PR whore. If we're lucky they'll both end up in Iran and will be jailed indefinitely for crimes against human decency.
I want a full on nuclear war when they get on stage. Come on everyone, do what MC Hammer does, and PRAY!PRAAYY! for it! Hey MK you gotta put that video on, it is DA shit!
Your face!
Send these two, the bush twins, and mccain's daughter a ONE-WAY ticket to Iraq.
ESE:
Thank you thank you, but the troops will really deserve the praise.
Submitted by LoLo on July 22, 2008 - 12:11am.
Lol! At least hookers are good at what they do! I can't see Tawt (or is she Twit?) being a good lay - no sane person what to fuck a horse.
On another note - I googled 'penis holder' just for laughs and this image popped up (NSFW - I think)
http://home.nedlinux.nl/~bint/scripts/bas_penis.GIF
@Dawnie - Hey! how are you?
~♥~"I'm in awe of this little Miracle. He's brought us even closer together. He's a product of our love"~ Jordan Bratman on Max~♥
Kin and Boobie....makin dere waay to da place where dey blow stuff up. Dey is da smartiest!!
I'll personally pay for them to go there...as long as McCain sends their asses to the front lines.
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
LoLo...I'm waiting at the Forum.
Where's Clarisse? I have a surprise for her....
Dawnie, come on over.
On Topic: I'd like to shove these 2 into a pit of hungry hyenas with a pork chop tied to their necks.
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 21, 2008 - 7:23pm.
If there was ever a case for "friendly fire"...
HAHAHAHAHA!!... take a bow.. that's classic!!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
If there was ever a case for "friendly fire"...
STOCKY!!!!!!
I just watched "The Prestige" last week and thought of you. Well, your avi, anyway.
I've been kinda busy with some legal crap, but I got a free night to visit the NC.
ONT: Christian Bale would probably poo on these two.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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Conjunction junction, what's your function?
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OMG, I cannot believe you said that. Me and my man were on YouTube watching The Noun Song (A noun is a person, place or thing) and Interjections (are excitement or emotion that are generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.) We also listened to Conjunction Junction and I'm Just a Bill Up On Capitol Hill. (Yeah, we were drunk and bored.) Had that shit stuck in my head since! LOL!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am going to make a lolcatz web page with just heide pictures.
who is some over dumm skankz ize can uze?
maybe moi?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
“My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there."
So why won't they elist then? As some poster said below, that would give them a real job.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 7:19pm.
and now it all makes sense
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
More like "Weapons of Mass Douchestruction"
bwahahahahaha...
Holy crap...are these idiots for real?? Oh yeah...thats right...parts of Heidi ARE fake.
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Small misquote: she offered to perform ON the troops.
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Miz Ro! Dawnie Dawn!
How are you? I was just in the Forum posting dating horror stories from hell.
On Topic: these 2 need to fall into a vat of hot boiling wax.
I love how your stepbrother suddenly becomes your full-blooded brother when you need the publicity.
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 21, 2008 - 7:12pm.
What are you smokin' hon? It must be really really good or really really bad! ☺
i don't know, lemme ask the little gnome on my shoulder!
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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Conjunction junction, what's your function?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones