Daddy Williams
This is the worst fucking Monday ever. I woke up with a hangover and I didn't even booze last night, my air conditioning is about to go on strike, my TV is acting wonk, I just ate the last Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake ice cream bar and now I find out that some skank is knocked up with Pharrell Williams' baby. And that skank is not me. Tuesday can't come sooner.
Page Six reports that Pharrell knocked up some model-type. I hope the skank gets really fat. I hope she gets fucking obese. I hope she gets cankles in her arms. A friend of Pharrell's said the whore is really pregnant, "Pharrell is extremely private and won't release any details."
This shit isn't right. Although, I think I just got pregnant from looking at a picture of his sexy weasel face. If I am pregnant, I'm going to hit him up hard for child support. And by "child support," I mean sexual favors.
by MizRo on July 21, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Condoms: they're available for BOTH men and women.
Getting "knocked up unintentionally" is like saying "I had sex without protection because I am immortal".
Protection, people, use it.
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GASP! Mizro I missed your post!
*Sniff sniff*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Is it wrong for a woman to have a sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship, more on sugarbabymeet.com
mk u read my mind when i saw this on another site.... i was distraught all day yesterday...
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"CONDOMS ROSE, CONDOMS, CONDOMS"
Oh, why can't I be that ho??!?!
Pharrell is, indeed, the hotness, and I don't mean in a Carrot Top way, M.K.
Ok, i admit it, I'm the whore he knocked up... That's how a real G'Digga does it!
(*Sigh* ^^If only... I hope this is a cruel joke... Not fair)
Nooooooo! I wanted to have his baby!
Who would hit Sonic the HedgeHog come to life?
It must be about the check(s)!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Ugh, you might have had a bad Monday but that's not what I wanted to read not long after I woke up today.
I do realise he's not to everyone's tastes but I've had a crush on him for years and after seeing him, with N*E*R*D, on tour recently, my crush came back with a vengeance and now this?
Pharrell, you is a fool who should've wrapped up and wrapped up good 'cos you've just been had :(
He's rockin the hell out of that bow tie
Pharrell is so cute. I don't care if he looks like weasel/ant/ whatever to you all. Now I can justify my drinking tonight to finding out my boyfriend got some other ho preggers
ms_snarky:
its called money honey. good old fashion hard boilded cash.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Ugh, I'm having the worst possible f-cking day too.
He looks like a backup singer for the Platters. How did his 1950s sperm survive long enough to knock up a modern-type girl?
This pic just shows what would've happened had Buckwheat and Alfalfa been allowed to spawn.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
i thought i was the only one who knew about the awesome sauce that is strawberry shortcake bars.
how does trojan condoms stay in business when it appears nobody uses them?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Considering I never really hear/read anything about him, congrats to him I guess.
I thought he was like 22, he looks really young.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The only potential flaw with this plan is that the babymommas end up getting 1/2+ of your shit anyways and the kid still doesnt see a dime because they're too busy spending the money on busted weaves and purses.
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True, true. I can't help but think this might have been a business transaction. These men are smarting up to the baby mama game.
aw, poor MK. i'm having a sympathetic non-hangover for you
"Submitted by gyeah on July 21, 2008 - 6:47pm.
this was no accident baby, he's 35. He has to start planning who to leave his $$$$$'s to. It's the new trend in music: Rent a womb, have child, break up."
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The only potential flaw with this plan is that the babymommas end up getting 1/2+ of your shit anyways and the kid still doesnt see a dime because they're too busy spending the money on busted weaves and purses.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 21, 2008 - 7:35pm.
You'd think these idiot superstar "playboys" would be on to this little game by now and would be triple-bagging that shit.
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this was no accident baby, he's 35. He has to start planning who to leave his $$$$$'s to. It's the new trend in music: Rent a womb, have child, break up.
Submitted by hopskip on July 21, 2008 - 7:40pm
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There's also spermicide. Just sayin.....
Methinks ol girl got preggers on purpose - do you know how much money this man has?! She got herself a pretty well off meal ticket. Kudos to her for that.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
You'd think these idiot superstar "playboys" would be on to this little game by now and would be triple-bagging that shit.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
he looks like a weasel
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Ugly as hell. Looks like his parents might have been blood relatives.
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Potato Wave!
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never heard of him
he looks like Pee Wee Herman.
nice fuckin bowtie though
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True That. As if there's no such thing as condoms! In this day in age, There's no such thing as "Unintentintional Pregnancies." All there is is carelessness. Happy Birthday Pharrell Jr.!
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Well, I'm sure everybody knows this but... condoms split, the pill doesn't always work to prevent pregnancy, and even outside of those two obvious choices no contraception is 100% guaranteed to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Terrifying but true.
Course, if they did do it without protection she could have taken the morning after pill. The fact that she didn't makes me think she either a) got pregnant on purpose, b) didn't realize until it was too late (and didn't want an abortion).
Submitted by Love Carrot Top:
Just when I had respect for him for a reasonably long time, he goes and dips his penis in some hussy. HIGH FIVE.
LoveCarrotTop i feel the same way. for some reason i always felt Farrell was smart enough and had a enough class not to end up like his hood rappper co-horts and be a baby daddy. guess i was wrong. i guess to he's doing this also to keep this so called playa macho thug image he thinks he has. he's just a nerd trying to be a thug. pussy.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Those strawberry shortcake ice creams are no joke, especially the giant ones. Magically delicious =-) MK, I say we Dlisters raid the junk food section of a 7-11 one night..good times!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
MK I felt like that yesterday too! I didn't even drink Saturday either. But then I realized that I was surfing the crimson wave so there ya go, ho!
Your face!
Sorry about your shitty day. Now I want a Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake Ice Cream bar!
Reptile.
Submitted by MizRo on July 21, 2008 - 6:58pm.
True That. As if there's no such thing as condoms! In this day in age, There's no such thing as "Unintentintional Pregnancies." All there is is carelessness. Happy Birthday Pharrell Jr.!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Seriously if you get pregnant now 'a days or knock somebody up it's for one of two reason: 1. you WANT a baby or 2. You're an IDIOT. In most cases, it the latter. There are so many types of birth control that they have birth control for people who are already on birth control. WTF Pharrell?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
OMG!
i dont really believe it.
i hope its not true
and if it is true then I just hope he doesnt stop being a music producer
He is a great producer i love his music
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Condoms: they're available for BOTH men and women.
Getting "knocked up unintentionally" is like saying "I had sex without protection because I am immortal".
Protection, people, use it.
He has a very squirrel-like look to him.
he can be my 'baby's daddy'
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
He's squinting with a strangely appealing, dewy sheen over his eyes, as if someone just pepper-sprayed him -- but he's too macho to start crying until he turns the corner.
I applaud his bravery but tears would endear him to me half again as much.
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You wish.
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Well in the rap world, he waited a very long time to make a baby. He is 35. Many rappers have 8 kids at that age.
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His *sexy weasel face*???? MK if someone doesn't nominate you for a Pulitzer soon I'll have to start a letter writing campaign of one...
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Oh yeah...i could totally get away with being on Dlisted at work...if it werent for the blonde boobie bimbo on the side of the page.
oh and now we get Miss American Apparel w/her camel toe. greeeeeeeeeeat!
the only one i approve of is the Midori drinky drink ad...thats one i can wrap my lips around..lol.
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Aw shit. i loved him. now theres gonna be pics of him with some chick and baby. Boo.
He would impregnate a random model. Such a womanizer thing to do.
WHAT THE FUCK??!! stupid fuck! :( this is the worsssstttttt moment of my life!
"Pharrell is extremely private and won't release any details."
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except the fact that he got some whore pregnant.
nice.
lol.
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Bwa ha ha! On the flip side, I once showed Dlisted to my dad. ("Look at this site, I read it all the time, it's so funny") and I scrolled by that ad and my dad audibly gasped. Now he probably thinks Dlisted is a porn site.
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 21, 2008 - 6:12pm.
EK, I had a contractor over here working on my house and decided to check the latest on Dlisted. He saw the porn ad and thought she was the hottest babe on earth, wanted to know what site I was visiting.
Won't be hiring him again.
Whaaaaaaaaaat?? Its all the rage to have a baby with a whore these days....isnt it??
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 21, 2008 - 2:12pm.
NOW THAT'S FUNNY! Priceless
ROFL this site is the funniest shit everrrr. This guy looks like a giant ant.