An Indestructible Pepaw!
Last Wednesday night, Kenny Anderson was reading the paper and drinking his Sanka at his regular diner in Wilkesboro, N.C. when a minivan came cashing through the window and pushed Kenny into the counter. Kenny calmly grabbed his hat, put it back on his head and walked away.
Kenny went on "Today" this morning and told Meredith that he really didn't realize what had happened. He said, “It just knocked the breath out of me. I couldn’t breathe at first." Kenny was taken to the hospital, but he didn't have any major injuries or broken bones.
Was Brit Brit Spears in North Carolina last week? No, the woman driving the minivan said she lost control of the her vehicle and her brakes stopped working. Before busting through the diner, she also hit an SUV and two parked cars. She was not injured. "Lost control of the car" is a drunk bitch's way of saying, "I was WASTED!"
Kenny is seriously one calm pepaw. I would've ran off and quickly called my lawyers. The diner, the driver, the minivan maker, the bitches who installed the window and the city would all have lawsuits in their hands! Kenny doesn't seem to give an eff. He just wants another cup of coffee.
oh man, Ive spent time in Wilkesboro.... it is THE STICKS!!!!
they refer to the highway as "the four-lane"
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they're lucky he's not Ed McMahon
fuck! why is you tube giving me problems? i couldn't look at the simon cat cartoons and now i can't see this...
i love u MK: "I would've ran off and quickly called my lawyers. The diner, the driver, the minivan maker, the bitch..."
Oh my goodness, I love this man. His country-bumpkin pepawness is adorableee. It makes me miss my own grampa. Old people RAWK!
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This guy's some set of brass balls. Cool a Polar Bear's butt when getting a face full of minivan.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 21, 2008 - 11:39pm.
The link MK posted isn't working, so I found another:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25782743/
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Thanks, Green is Good, I couldn't get MK's link to work. Pepaw Kenny is so adorable! Sweet, calm man in light of the circumstances. People in NC are so nice (I live in the Carolinas). I think I'll adopt him as my pepaw.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 21, 2008 - 5:35pm.
On the 101 Freeway this morning, I saw a mom in a minivan who I swear was folding her laundry as she drove.
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ROFLMAO! I would totally believe that after the shit I've seen...people having sex while driving, people eating a Big Mac with one hand, talking on the cell phone with the other and steering the car with their knee, people letting go of the steering wheel to lean over the back seat to smack their fighting kids, people watching illegally installed TVs right above the CD player! I could go on and on...
The link MK posted isn't working, so I found another:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25782743/
Whew...At first I thought Laterian was out doin' hood rat stuff again. But I re-read "minivan"-no self respecting gangsta would take that wheel.
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I hope braveKenny still got checked out; BTW houses, buildings, church's are not road blocks.
Awwwww he's totally adorable! I wish he were my grampaw.
dayum! i'm turned on by his steez! kenny, call me, i'll give you sum .. damn, you survived that, you can survive these thick thighs :)
Sheeps,
But safer than those dvd players on the dashboard.
That is one badass mofo.
Submitted by madam s. on July 21, 2008 - 2:43pm.
heeheehee. That's just silly.
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"I Don't Like Mondays" (Can you believe I know someone who had never heard of this song? When I said "Dylan," she thought I was talking about Bob Dylan...) http://youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0
Sheeps,
Next stop... minivans with a washer and dryer in them.
And his wife probably thought it was the bacon and eggs at the diner that was going to kill him.
On the 101 Freeway this morning, I saw a mom in a minivan who I swear was folding her laundry as she drove.
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"I Don't Like Mondays" (Can you believe I know someone who had never heard of this song? When I said "Dylan," she thought I was talking about Bob Dylan...) http://youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0
I would have his Sanka checked for THC...
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Holy fuck! That man is lucky as all hell. I would have headed straight to Vegas after I left the hospital. That shit is crazy right there.
That's one tough peepaw..
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meh, Kenny's got nothing on my 76-year old dad. Three years ago, he suffered a mild stroke while golfing, fell to the ground and managed to finish the course before he was taken to the hospital. I still shake in my boot moves when he gets mad!
They just don't make pepaws the way the used to..
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In this interview, do you realize he is actually sitting in virtually the exact same seat and position as when he was nailed by the minivan in the other Diner. I'd choose alternate seating if given a 2nd chance.
Hopefully that's a different cup of Sanka; same hat though.
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He should have dusted his shoulder off
I would have sue them too for pain and suffering , medical bills and every other shit that I could think off
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I saw this on the news....CRAZY!!!!
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HAHA...I LOVE this man. I think it's so damn macho the way he just puts his cap back on like nothing happened. Freaking awesome.