Khloe Kardashian Talks About Her Life On The Inside
Khloe Kardashian wasn't even in jail for 3-hours, but she still spoke to Ryan Seacreast on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning to talk about her life on the inside. She's such a fucking hardened criminal.
She said that as soon as she got to Lynwood, the drama started, "There were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement. A warden came down to see me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here ... There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.' They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. But because of all these things, it's a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison.""
They lied to her, because they are afraid of her. They knew that if they pissed her off, she would destroy that prison with just a few punches and kicks. She forgot to mention that when they told her they were letting her go, they also said, "Please don't hurt me. I have a family. Pleeeease! Pleeease. Mercy!"
Wait, maybe the bomb threat they were talking about is Kim Kardashian. She was in the area and if that bitch farts, dozens of people could be injured.
Khloe went on to say that she will never drink and drive again, "Honestly, I would never do it again...It's just not worth it...It's so much time." It was 3 fucking hours! I take shits that last longer than that. I know, I should see a doctor.
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She swears she was in "prison". It's a county jail! There are no "wardens". She wears she was in Shawshank or something.
Thankfully, our prisons are not yet overrun by trannies to warrant separate quarters...
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Submitted by dubious1 on July 21, 2008 - 2:00pm
(Seacrest) thinks he's the new Dick Clark. I just think he's a DICK!
you're welcome dubious1....I posted this same comment last week. geez, try to be creative next time.
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Submitted by dubious1 on July 21, 2008 - 2:00pm
(Seacrest) thinks he's the new Dick Clark. I just think he's a DICK!
you're welcome dubious1....I posted this same comment last week. geez, try to be creative next time.
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Now everybody knows how to get out of jail immediately - just have your friends and family call in bomb threats.
I almost got run over on Saturday in a CVS parking lot by some bitch in a black Mercedes Kompressor and I'm pretty sure it was Kourtney's whore of a sister Khloe. Anyone watch their miserable show and know what they drive? Just curious. I hate this whole f-ed family. Famous because one family member has a fat ass and they had a morally corrupt father who protected OJ Simpson. Ugh.
what I said was "don't let her use the bathroom because she'll drop a bomb" ....stupid cell phone static....
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Totally off topic but I need some help. How do I add a picture under my name on the left hand side in forum posts?
I have NO idea... But stay OFF TOPIC. Me likey
Totally off topic but I need some help. How do I add a picture under my name on the left hand side in forum posts?
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Bomb threat!? WTF has this bitch been smoking, and can she please pass it my way cos it's obviously some good shit.
Seriously, what's a bomb gonna do to Gigantor here? Bombs never hurt neither Godzilla or nor King Kong, why does she think they'd even scratch her?
Vivee, I actually laugh at the three of them...but when Jill does her ass kissing, it makes me sick.
have a great afternoon everyone.....see ya later!
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““They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” - Khloe Kardshian
Jumpin' Jesus that mug is diarrhea inducing.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Suuuure . whatever you say my fugly
Khloe Kardashian is VERY hardcore.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 4:56pm.
I get so annoyed that Jillian Barberie promotes these chick on "Good Day L.A.".....she always refers to them as "gorgeous" and "so smart and sweet"...I want to vomit whenever she talks about them...
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I cannot stand Jillian or Dorothy Lucy and I refuse to watch "Good Day L.A.", it's such trash.
GEEEZ! how fucken desperate for attention can you be?????? can we please drop this bitch from this site!!!!!
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Submitted by dustbunny on July 21, 2008 - 1:55pm.
UGH! People like Ryan Seacrest only make it worse by giving her an outlet to think she is relevant.
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Exactly! That's why I hate the guy and actually always have - way before he was such a "big shot".
What's worse is this metrosexual (YUCK!) idiot (Seacrest) thinks he's the new Dick Clark. I just think he's a DICK! The bozo is making gobs of dough though......
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SHE IS A NOBODY... really, why does ANYONE care.
She has only been on TV 4... FOUR... 4 times.
Submitted by madam s. on July 21, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Shawshank Kardashian.
BWAAHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Shirley Temple serves it HWAT!
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I get so annoyed that Jillian Barberie promotes these chick on "Good Day L.A.".....she always refers to them as "gorgeous" and "so smart and sweet"...I want to vomit whenever she talks about them...
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““They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” - Khloe Kardshian
Submitted by dubious1 on July 21, 2008 - 4:53pm.
She's only the sister of someone known for having an insanely fat ass,
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LMAO! I know, right?!?
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UGH! People like Ryan Seacreast only make it worse by giving her an outlet to think she is relevant.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Lies lies lies.
Why are some people calling this "celebrity justice" - she's not a celebrity! She's only the sister of someone known for having an insanely fat ass, though I'm sure this fat cows rear is even bigger than Kim's (also a non-celebrity).
Why not just lock her up in some undisclosed location to serve her time without fear of any supposed bomb threats.
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I still can't believe this dumbass didn't complete her classes, community service, etc. It's not that hard! I got a DUI back in college *hangs head in shame* and was able to complete all of the requirements way before they were due, and this was while taking 12 credit hours and working full time. Three hours of jail time didn't teach this bitch the lesson she needs to learn.
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Shawshank Kardashian.
.....and it's my siggie AGAIN!
STOP copying me MK!!!!!!
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““They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” - Khloe Kardshian
Can this tranny quit the lies? First, she is 140 lbs and now people were calling bomb threats cause she was in jail? ____________________________________________
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I love how she's milking this to the teet. Bomb threats! Please bitch...what the hell have you been smoking?
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Submitted by justwondering on July 21, 2008 - 4:44pm.
So, shouldn't you not drink and drive because it could kill someone or yourself? Dumb bitch.
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SHE MISSED TWO LUNCH DATES AND A HAIR APPOINTMENT BECAUSE OF IT!!! gawd have you no heart?
Did they ALL forget to mention that the bomb threats came from her Mommy? Yeesh.
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So, shouldn't you not drink and drive because it could kill someone or yourself? Dumb bitch.
I think she should get a tattoo of a bomb. ya know, like a black round one with the fuse lit, like in a cartoon. She's served hard time damn it, you gotta own it.
Oh, shut the fuck up, Gigantor. No one cares if you and your whole skank ass family gets nuked. Go out drunk cruising on Mulholland Drive,and make sure to floor it.
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"There were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement. A warden came down to see me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here ... There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.' They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. But because of all these things, it's a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison.""
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Spent only 3 hours in prison? Man, I hope she gets over it. That'll probably haunt her the rest of her life.
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Fuck, I'd blow up that jail for a chance to wipe her out...
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LOL! It's so much time? What is she so fucking busy with? Folding clothes and taking acting classes? She's talking about the time it took Kim to get ready to take her there.
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Bomb threats for her?? Damb, bitch, if you're gonna lie, lie well!!!
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Bomb threats? Really? I'm so sure.