Khloe Kardashian Talks About Her Life On The Inside
Khloe Kardashian wasn't even in jail for 3-hours, but she still spoke to Ryan Seacreast on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning to talk about her life on the inside. She's such a fucking hardened criminal.
She said that as soon as she got to Lynwood, the drama started, "There were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement. A warden came down to see me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here ... There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.' They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. But because of all these things, it's a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison.""
They lied to her, because they are afraid of her. They knew that if they pissed her off, she would destroy that prison with just a few punches and kicks. She forgot to mention that when they told her they were letting her go, they also said, "Please don't hurt me. I have a family. Pleeeease! Pleeease. Mercy!"
Wait, maybe the bomb threat they were talking about is Kim Kardashian. She was in the area and if that bitch farts, dozens of people could be injured.
Khloe went on to say that she will never drink and drive again, "Honestly, I would never do it again...It's just not worth it...It's so much time." It was 3 fucking hours! I take shits that last longer than that. I know, I should see a doctor.
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I think its more likely that these celebrities get out early because they would rather deal with angry crazies and drug addicts than the massively irritating bull shit involved with celebrities
yeah acting like she's a real celebrity. LMAO oooooooooookay chyna's long lost daughter. christ get over yourself!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 21, 2008 - 11:21pm.
I just feel bad for the inmates she sodomized during her incarceration.
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LMAO!
YAY! The Kardassquach quotes are proof positive that Google now has a Sasquachian translator.
she only has like 10 top eyelashes on each eye. that's not right, is it?
I just feel bad for the inmates she sodomized during her incarceration.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 21, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Where can we find an arena big enough for these bodacious babes?
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Submitted by Big L on July 21, 2008 - 2:23pm.
you're welcome dubious1....I posted this same comment last week. geez, try to be creative next time.
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Well well well, EXCUSE ME! FYI- I wasn't here last week. I've lurked on & off in the past, but as far as posting and reading daily - I'm a newbie....
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i bet this giant she beast could get a walk on to any nfl team as a linebacker with no problem...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Man, this is a different picture of this chick and she still has a crooked face. So, it wasn't the picture! OMG! If I was this chick, I wouldn't be in the public eye at all! She has a crooked nose and lip! WTH? Did she get hit in the face with a beer bottle or something? Man alive. I would stay inside if I was her...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 21, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 21, 2008 - 5:16pm.
ITA about the help these days. Do you think that we could Britney Spears and make it a four-way? Paris Lindsay could design the costumes.
Is FoxTV listening???
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Oh, but we must get the bald Shitney and she gets an umbrella...ella...ella..ella..eh..eh...Is there an echo in here? Oh, I forgot Rhianna now owns that word, so there's the obligatory following...
Yeah, a bald armed Shitney, I'll put her up against the twin Sasquaches and Brooke Hulken anytime....LET'S GET IT ONNNNNNNN!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 21, 2008 - 5:16pm.
ITA about the help these days. Do you think that we could Britney Spears and make it a four-way? Paris Lindsay could design the costumes.
Is FoxTV listening???
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 21, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 21, 2008 - 4:55pm.
How about a three-way match of Khloe, Chyna, and Brooke?
Samantha Ronson can supply the music; Ryan Seacrest can officiate; Simon Cowell could judge.
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OMG! *drooling*...Someone must RUSH this masterpiece into production ASAP! I said ASAP! *clapping tiger paws*...Why don't the underlings listen???? Good help is sooooo hard to find....RUSH! I say, RUSH!
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This bitch makes Brooke look feminine
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 21, 2008 - 4:55pm.
How about a three-way match of Khloe, Chyna, and Brooke?
Samantha Ronson can supply the music; Ryan Seacrest can officiate; Simon Cowell could judge.
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Khloe and Chyna cage fight!!!! No, wait...Khloe and Chyna drunken cage fight, AND clenis off....(whoever has the biggest clenis wins, naturally, but the other ho gets bragging rights for beating down a bitch-dude....)
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Submitted by MizRo on July 21, 2008 - 7:11pm.I wonder what this girl looks like without the 5 lbs. of maquillage.
...that's the type of curiosity that gets you killed third in a horror movie
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Or maybe Khloe farted three times...that would clear the place.
The inmates are a small sacrifice for the demise of Khloe, the biggest woman I've ever seen since Brooke Hogan made the scene (sort of anyway...)!
Your face!
Submitted by Thornhill on July 21, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Someone needs to find Bigfoot and start a breeding program.
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Bigfoot isn't that desperate. Even though he's allegedly the last of his kind.
Although that she-male Brooke Hogan looks Sasquatchish.
Where's a harpoon when you need one.
Three bomb threats? Those were called in by Kim, Kourtney and her mother, Kris (or the combined efforts of the twins, Kendall & Kylie!)
"Wait, maybe the bomb threat they were talking about is Kim Kardashian. She was in the area and if that bitch farts, dozens of people could be injured"
Hell yeahhhh!!!
Zomay: have a great week, love! ALWAYS good to see you.
I wonder what this girl looks like without the 5 lbs. of maquillage.
Hello Mizro, I might not see you around, so I hope your week is happy.
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Dramaqueen hello. In this situation Ryan S. is who is the bigger pain. He always gives these jokes time on the radio. Who even listens to him?
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Whatever... WHO are these muppets anyway, and why do they think we give a shit?
Really?
your going to believe that shit?
i mean howcome they didnt talk about it when she got out.
Thats just stupid
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So she will never drink and drive because it's not worth the time...hmmm. I guess the idea of possibly killing innocent people isn't a good enough reason not to drink and drive. Klassy Kardashian
Zomay, darlin' you still here?
On T: I will never understand the fascination with any of these skanks. Khloe should thank her lucky stars for Kim's big ass, or she'd still be in the slammer & serving her whole sentence.
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what a worthless cunt
Ryan Seacrust sucks.
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It must suck to be so dense that you think you're famous and important because people know your name, when in reality they're all just pitying you or hating you or repulsed by you, because you're a hanger-on of a hanger-on of a millionaire heiress who still manages to be worthless somehow.
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Submitted by Otter Pop on July 21, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Why do all the Kardashian girls have dead eyes? Their eyes hold no emotion or life. Fuck, they're zombies.
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They have dead eyes because no functional brain is attached to them.
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i love how having a dad who was in the 'trial of the century' well over ten years ago can be used to build a fan following. fuck this bitch. i hope some drunk driver kills her
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Why do all the Kardashian girls have dead eyes? Their eyes hold no emotion or life. Fuck, they're zombies.
Someone needs to find Bigfoot and start a breeding program. That would keep her out of trouble..
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-------"Now everybody knows how to get out of jail immediately - just have your friends and family call in bomb threats.
I almost got run over on Saturday in a CVS parking lot by some bitch in a black Mercedes Kompressor and I'm pretty sure it was Kourtney's whore of a sister Khloe. Anyone watch their miserable show and know what they drive? Just curious. I hate this whole f-ed family. Famous because one family member has a fat ass and they had a morally corrupt father who protected OJ Simpson. Ugh."-------
Kaya no one could have made a more accurate comment about these little cunts!!
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I never thought that I could hate a so called celeb more than Paris, but the Kardashians replaced Paris as my most hated "celebrities".
WOW her and her sister are such a waste of life.
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This KK is so full of herself ... no wonder she's a zeppelin.
Given the no hostage policy of ALL jails and prisons, only a self-centered twit would believe that a bomb threat was directed at her release. She is totally delusional and/or a complete liar to say that the warden told her that she was being released because of a bomb threat.
KK thy name is LIAR! You are hereby banished from all media outlets and doomed to suffer in eternal obscurity beginning at one minute after midnight, Pacific Daylight Time, July 22, 2008.
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I'm certain this bitch didn't do whatever she was supposed to to stay out of jail because she wanted to go to jail.
She knew she wouldn't spend more than a couple of hours there, and then when she got out she could tell anyone who gave half a fuck about her ordeal.
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I didn't think it was possible to loathe any celebrities more than the holy trinity of Paris, Lohan and Britney, but the sisters Kardashian are giving them a run for their money. Total waste of space. And in the case of Kim's ass and Big Foot here, a lot of space.
Sheeps,
That was a dildo she was fashioning out of soap. You're just confused because she nicknamed it "The Silver Bullet".
Submitted by Thornhill on July 21, 2008 - 2:52pm.
I wonder if she has to sneak up on mirrors...
she don't keep no mirrors in her house cuz she even scares herself you better look out.
Boo fucking hoo.
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I wonder if she has to sneak up on mirrors...
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She barely had time to fashion a handgun out of a bar of soap, then paint it with bootblack.
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This uncelebrity twat thinkin' she all gangsta now. Bomb threats, bitch please! You got nothin'! Thug Paris had to eat baloney samwichs in the pokey, that's how she rolls.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Not a pretty or classy lady.