Monday, July 21st 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Fuggie Fug in a denim diaper. How fitting - Hollywood Tuna
It's Halle Berry's baby! Well, the back of her head anyway - Popsugar
Ashley Dupre's reverse tramp stamp is fugly - Egotastic!
Christina Milian's tramp stamp is fugly (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Rosario Dawson washing herself off with some garden hose - IDLYITW
Fishsticks and Vadge take the kids for a walk - Just Jared
The Watchmen trailer is here - Cityrag
Shirtless Becks - Why not? - Lainey Gossip
Is there a Project Runway gay romance? - Towleroad
Ashton Kutcher can't remember his own wedding anniversary - Hollywood Rag
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 21, 2008 - 2:44pm.
LCT,
How are fat landscapers possible???
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One word: Foreman.
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Where do you guys live!? The ONLY kind of landscapers we have here are fat ones! :(
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Hi5.
ooof! i hate to be those shorts... blech!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 21, 2008 - 7:44pm.
I would agree, DAE, but Halle is half-white herself. That makes it a little harder to swallow, in this case. I can see getting a lot of features from one side over the other, but to have 25% of this kid's genes overwhelm 75% of them? Something just isn't right here...
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Oooohh. I always thought Halle was full black.
In that case then a DNA test is need on that baby. (the same witn Suri & JL's brat)
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by Triscuit on July 21, 2008 - 11:38am.
to whoever Halle Berry's boyfriend is.....
*a-hem* in a Maury Povich voice...
"You are NOT the father!"
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**Halle runs off stage crying..that test is wrong!! He IS the father. I don't care what that DNA test said, he IS the father!!!**
Yeah, I guess they just do that with the Lie Detector tests.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 21, 2008 - 2:44pm.
LCT,
How are fat landscapers possible???
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One word: Foreman.
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Um, yes, but even THEN, Halle is only 1/2 black (and don't tell me her black genes are strong because they clearly aren't, she's very light-skinned) and the supposed father is full white. Her baby should pretty much look white, and she looks darker than Halle. Something in the milk ain't clean.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
LCT,
How are fat landscapers possible???
Yeh, fatty stuck in a stall should be an automatic gaffawwww!
Kizzy,
Do apple farts smell worse than egg farts? Do egg farts smell worse than Honey Brown and Gyro farts??? NO! (#1 on the "List of things I Do Not Miss About Jeffrey)
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I am 1/2 black. People are often shocked when I tell them this because I look really white. It all comes down to genes in the end - my mother is extremly pale (where ass my father is extremely dark) yet her genes show more in me than the black side of my parentage. Perhaps Halle's genes are just stronger than her b/f's.
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This reminds me of Victoria Rowell (soap opera actress) and her daughter.
Victoria said no one ever believes her daughter is hers (biologically) since she looks just like her father (he's Swedish I think).
Here's a pic:
http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/8374/146by.jpg
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 21, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Well, they say that when you have eliminated the IMpossible, you will find your answer. From the looks of Suri and Nahla, we can eliminate Tom and Gabriel, so there's a start...I'm thinking that maybe Nahla was the product of her most recent rumored fling with a married man (this chick has class, I'm telling you). That rumor died just about the time she started being seen everywhere she could with Aubry, so it makes you wonder. Then suddenly, poof! She's pregnant. Convenient.
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Ooooo isn't that juicy? I didn't even think of that... I wonder if Aubrey didn't want to have make-baby times with her so he encouraged her to get knocked up elsewhere and he'd help?
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I think she rented a decoy-baby.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 21, 2008 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Stoney on July 21, 2008 - 7:24pm.
To be only 1/4 black, Halle's kid sure is dark...
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I am 1/2 black. People are often shocked when I tell them this because I look really white. It all comes down to genes in the end - my mother is extremly pale (where ass my father is extremely dark) yet her genes show more in me than the black side of my parentage. Perhaps Halle's genes are just stronger than her b/f's.
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I would agree, DAE, but Halle is half-white herself. That makes it a little harder to swallow, in this case. I can see getting a lot of features from one side over the other, but to have 25% of this kid's genes overwhelm 75% of them? Something just isn't right here...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 11:32am.
I'm still having a hard time figuring out who is Suri's dad (Josh or Chris, obv)... it's too soon for another one!
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Well, they say that when you have eliminated the IMpossible, you will find your answer. From the looks of Suri and Nahla, we can eliminate Tom and Gabriel, so there's a start...I'm thinking that maybe Nahla was the product of her most recent rumored fling with a married man (this chick has class, I'm telling you). That rumor died just about the time she started being seen everywhere she could with Aubry, so it makes you wonder. Then suddenly, poof! She's pregnant. Convenient.
It also tells me why she's so "honorable" in not selling the baby pics. Maybe she doesn't think the public is so stupid after all.
I See that, CTH!
I am just about to chnage it....lol
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“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff."- Broo
PSL
your signiture just showed up as a thread!!
LMAO!
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by Stoney on July 21, 2008 - 7:24pm.
To be only 1/4 black, Halle's kid sure is dark...
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I am 1/2 black. People are often shocked when I tell them this because I look really white. It all comes down to genes in the end - my mother is extremly pale (where ass my father is extremely dark) yet her genes show more in me than the black side of my parentage. Perhaps Halle's genes are just stronger than her b/f's.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
to whoever Halle Berry's boyfriend is.....
*a-hem* in a Maury Povich voice...
"You are NOT the father!"
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
Clarisse - It's also a case of the Mondays when not even watching a fat person (perhaps a landscaper) get trapped in the bathroom stall makes the day a little brighter.
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Who's calling county on who?
I'll do my boot moves and beat you down!
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
I see that that purple ass has been replaced by WTF is that black swimsuit. It hurts my eyes
K-Fed got FIRED from "legally Blonde" on Broadway....lol
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“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff."- Broo
David Banda: Apple farts stink.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
OFF TOPIC: You know you are going to have a "Case of the Mondays" when the landscapers are all fat.
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On topic: Yeah! Why is Apple nekkid? I know it is hard to keep clothes on some kids, but if you are going out for a stroll, wouldn't you try a little harder?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 21, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Stoney on July 21, 2008 - 11:24am.
To be only 1/4 black, Halle's kid sure is dark...
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Thank you!! That's what I'm saying.....I know that babies change a lot after they are born, but this child is several months old. I'm thinking that Gabriel Aubry is in for a rude awakening.
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I'm still having a hard time figuring out who is Suri's dad (Josh or Chris, obv)... it's too soon for another one!
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
And why is fish sticks kid nekked???
Submitted by Stoney on July 21, 2008 - 11:24am.
To be only 1/4 black, Halle's kid sure is dark...
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Thank you!! That's what I'm saying.....I know that babies change a lot after they are born, but this child is several months old. I'm thinking that Gabriel Aubry is in for a rude awakening.
To be only 1/4 black, Halle's kid sure is dark...
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Speaking of fish sticks....the new Playboy arrived over the weekend....I like the Grapevine page at the back, with the B/W photos...there is one of her wearing a dress SOOOO short, you can see her left ass cheek from the FRONT! And I though Wonky had a saggy ass!!!
Dirk Diggler, thumb sucking is what happens when parents won't let their kids use a pacifier. A paci, you can control when it is used, with a thumb, it is a little harder.....
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“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff."- Broo
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Im certain with Demi having been around the old block and Ashton having been around the block several times, that these bitches are already quite itchy
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How else do you think Demi gets her hair so shiny. It's a result of the clap pus she soaks it in.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Funny, that's just what Ashton thought about Demi...
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *zing* I seriously thought he was the victim of Demi's midlife crisis. I didn't read the thingy but they're at what, 3 or 4 years now? Only a few more til the 7-year itch.
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Well, truthfully, things HAVE been going a bit faster, since Ashton hit puberty...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
xxyxz,
OFF TOPIC!
But...Everytime you post anything, Tasha Mack reads it in my head!!!
Whoooo HOoooO!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Sometimes I wonder if I should rob a bank, cheat on my taxes or bitchslap my dog and I think, breathlessly to myself, noooooooo, I am going OFF TOPIC
Then I steeple my fingers and say: exxxxcelennnnt
Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 2:12pm.
you know...If you call county on my I won't get my Green Beans and tennis cans OKAY!
ASS TAX THAT SLUT!
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I guess that's fair. Without those tennis cans I can't do any boot moves. Uh oh, we're off topic.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 2:13pm
Im certain with Demi having been around the old block and Ashton having been around the block several times, that these bitches are already quite itchy.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Clarisse, keep an eye out for the toilet bat emblem in the sky! It'll point you in the right direction.
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I'll be back ! I need to go eat out
Ummm. never mind
bbl
I am jealous of Rosario's flawless skin :(
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Funny, that's just what Ashton thought about Demi...
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *zing* I seriously thought he was the victim of Demi's midlife crisis. I didn't read the thingy but they're at what, 3 or 4 years now? Only a few more til the 7-year itch.
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
I agree that the way that those HB baby pics were taken is ridiculous, but now that we've seen them...anyone else notice something a little strange? Are we sure that "friend" in the picture isn't the real sperm donor? I don't believe a single word that comes out of this attention-whore-crazy-bitch's mouth.
Besides all of that, all of this talk about how "honorable" Halle is for not selling pics of her baby kind of pisses me off. Seriously-- honorable people don't leave the scene of a Hit and Run and then try to sell the story that they weren't drunk, just "confused". Seriously, how fucking stupid does this chick think we are?
LCT
you know...If you call county on my I won't get my Green Beans and tennis cans OKAY!
ASS TAX THAT SLUT!
Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 2:05pm.
ha ha
Oh oh please say the same things over and over blahhhhhhhh
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*answering the red phone*
Someone off topic??? I'll be right there!
*grabs gun and runs out the door*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Little Apple sure is cute, but she's too old to be sucking on her thumb. Looks like she's already traumatized by her god-awful name.
Madge, however, is not so cute anymore. She should cover up a bit and wear shades.
Fishy looks relaxed and sort of nice.
Going off topic makes me tingle in my no-no place.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Did anyone here think Demi and Ashton would last this long?
I thought one of my regular Tampax would have a longer life
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Funny, that's just what Ashton thought about Demi...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Halle needs to get a gun and use it.
She'll get away with it.
Kill a pap, live 2 lifetimes.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
It pains me to say this, but Dupre's got a rockin' body. *vomits into trash can*
Beckham doesn't do a THING for me. Neither does Asston.
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xxyxz - Stay on topic please, or I'm calling county on you.
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I thought the pic was chestica too...anyway...Fergie needs to go back up a size. Nothing says "I eat way too many twinkies" like a tight colon hugging pair of shorts. lol
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
the Halle pics piss me off- they are obviously taken in a yard, someone was hiding in the bushes.....so stupid...i can wait for pics of the baby- I really don't care....
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“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff."- Broo