Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 27th!
Dude, just a couple more big exhales and Officer Prissypants squad car will be fully inflated. - Loozer
Runners-up:
Even with rising gas prices, Russian police are beginning to second-guess their switch to Meth-anol. - Durwood
Gasoline. It's a sure fire way to kill the little swimmers he ingested to get out of that ticket. - trouser snake
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
Thanks C-Word, MK and everyone. I am shocked speechless that I won with all the great entries submitted.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
LMAO trouser snake! Congrats your horz!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Congrats winners - WTG loozer! :D
Also like oliver_darque's 'biggest bong' caption and bassbarts' 'Chuck Norris' caption.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
When I told Jimmy to suck the Gas out my Ass...I didn't mean my police car!!!
We are so in LOVE!
this HAS to be better than one of kim kardashian's bitch farts!
world's LARGEST bong
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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Sergei promised to 'look the other way' if he got a little suck action.
In Russia car pumps you!
Confidential to Thom Yorke: Maybe it wasn't such a great idea to let fans name their own price for Radiohead's last CD.
This new Breathanol (TM) technology has done wonders for both the vodka and automotive industries.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
"Nothing to see here folks, just a guy sucking on my hose."
Police Academy 69: Foreign Thirst
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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Submitted by Big L on July 21, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Not a caption but.....
...MK musta had a great weekend...he partied all the way into the future....my calendar says it's the 21st.
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Ha! Just noticed that, and I've been in and outta here all day!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
you gotta ghost ride the MNANUNR man
Not a caption but.....
...MK musta had a great weekend...he partied all the way into the future....my calendar says it's the 21st.
Josh is trying to get out of that speeding ticket, dumbass doesn't realize that he is sucking the wrong hose.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Survivor: Kazakhstan
When Her Madgesty's Secret Service told Polish James Bondski to blow up the cop car, he stepped up and took one for the team.
Polish smog test: if the dude dies the car doesn't pass
Русский бандит, как раз получая мимо!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
What??? We write in backwards. What do you expect???
eh, Kitty Dukakis, nothing changes.
For God's sake, man. Clean out your ears.
I repeatedly told you to suck my ASS.
"Brown shoes with black jeans? Whatcha gonna do?!?!?!"
Woman in blue shirt: "Step away from the hose. I promise to never wear black with blue again!"
Other than a few three-headed frogs and some misshaped flora, the Chernobyl accident seemed to be causing minimal harm...oh, I forgot to mention Ivan Gascanovich.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Oh yeah, the lighting rig and headrests are custom!!
I wondered where paula poundstone poked off to
Westerners finally understand why the 'developing countries' are able to afford luxuries like cars, causing the oil crisis - Inflatable cars!
Jenkem - the fuel of champions (and russian police)
Public safety and rope licorice an eastern block tradition.
"Officer, when you said I could suck on your hose to get out of the ticket I thought you had something else in mind!"
Although not as horrifically primitive as witch dunking the gay male prostitute test was just as biased and embarressing.
**Winner**
Submitted by trouser snake on July 21, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Gasoline. It's a sure fire way to kill the little swimmers he ingested to get out of that ticket.
He claimed he could suck a car through a garden hose. So the officer asked him "Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?
Gasoline. It's a sure fire way to kill the little swimmers he ingested to get out of that ticket.
What? He said it would work better without all that gas in the rear weighing it down.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Russian breathalyzer technology is still a little primitive.
The cop's prostitution sting went quite awry when the suspect misunderstood "I got a hookah in the rear" and "Check out the hose out back."
Tommy Girl shows Katie the way to suck a cock AND refuel at the same time!
K.G.Bong!
MacGruber!!!
The big re-launch of the MacGyver franchise is set in Eastern Europe???!!
Cop: Oh my God, it's international supermodel Phoebe Price right here in Kazakhstan.
Woman: I wonder where he learned that swalloing technique.
That's right, Chuck Norris can drink gasoline from a police car.
russia's way ahead of us on the alternative fuel front- what will we do to compete?
cop- hey with gas over $4.00 a gallon a guy gotta do what a guy gotta do
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Hey, our taxes pay for your gasoline.
Second dumbest suicide attempt in history.