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Female bodybuilder porn alert (NSFW)! According to the Daily Star (I know, I know), some dude is trying to sell a sex tape starring Vadge and A-Rod. The man claims he set up a hidden camera in an apartment Vadge and A-Rod used for their secret afternoon sexy times.
The dude wrote several media outlets asking for a ton of cash for the tape. He said it was shot two months ago in an apartment belonging to one of Vadge's Kabbalah friends. The dude found out Vadge and A-Rod were licking each other's muscle holes in the apartment, so he set up a camera.
One legal bitch said the dude could face prosecution for voyeurism and burglary because he didn't have permission to set up the camera and he videotaped Vadge and A-Rod without them knowing.
SICK! That shit would be like watching two pit bulls fighting over a greasy neck bone. I really don't think Vadge and A-Rod ever fucked. Besides, doing sex with Vadge is dangerous. Bitch could rip off a dick during a handjob. That's probably what happened to Guy Ritchie.
Vadge and A-Rod don't need to have sex to bust a nut. They bust one during their weekly arm-wrestling competitions.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Madge's emaciated cow titties are so old, she's what fed Mammy and Scarlett after the war in Gone With the Wind.
Shit i got nothing!
BRAIN FART!
BUT Madonna is so old and used if she farted dust would come out but that bitch doesnt fart. You would have to EAT something first to make gas. And she is not a nice person.
HA HA HA WHAT????
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I FIGURED IT OUT! She looks like a haggard babydoll in the GoodWill toy bin on roids! That is why I hate her!
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Hi5.
A-rods ok, but aren't there HOTTER GUYS to compromise oneself wif?
Judging from both of their past behavior, I'd say they fucked like wildebeests.
Madonna star-fucked her way across the planet. There are very few that have turned her down, and when they did, she got a stand-in look alike to do.
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This is off topic but I know a lot of you bitches have dogs. Does anyone have a long haired dog that requires a shitload of maintenance? My Lhasa is constantly munching on her fur and matting it up. We just got her spayed and we had to have the vet shave her whole leg because of all the matting. We brush her everyday but we saw the matting get worse and worse. We bought bitter orange spray and she didn't give a fuck, she'd munch anyway. She has a good diet and a good lifestyle with lots of outings, walks, and love, but I can't get her to stop chewing her fur. ANY TIPS? Sorry for the o/t rant, it's just really bugging me.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
ew. you guys are grossing me out. GET 15 CATS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
LoLo
pepaw peen is not a good thing to see first thing in the morning.
limp dick and old balls... if Mr.XX looks like that in 30 years I'm bouncing now and buying my 15 cats NOW
"I really don't think Vadge and A-Rod ever fucked. "
Same here. I smell old Vag drumming up ticket sales for Stale Candy.
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Here emaciated cow titties are so old evaporated milk comes out!
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Madge's emaciated cow titties are so old, she's what fed Mammy and Scarlett after the war in Gone With the Wind.
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Dear God, please make this be a true story.
(I so wanna hear what vadge sayz during sexzy times.)
Madge looks like a 90-year-old memaw that started going to the gym. Impressive for a fucking old fart, but not in the least bit sexy.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
_Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 1:19pm.
BWAHA HA HA HA HA
IS yo FIL Lt. Dangle from Reno 911?
ha ha ha you made me pee pee a little.
Oh and you saw a little of his pee pee too!
BITCH! this is the circle of life type of stuff!
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FatMartha: she probably rubbed him the wrong way too.
And someone the other day was hitting on me, but then they said Dennis Rodman was hot. Now if HE is hot, all creatures big and small are.
Sorry!
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Madonna should learn that at her age, she can either have a rock hard body or a pretty, younger looking face. OBVIOUSLY the roid rage look is not working for her at all. If she really wants to look good, she should fucking ease up on the olypmic shot put training and get some body fat back. She looks like the fucking Cryptkeeper on roids.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 1:18pm.
For anyone in here who thinks Madge has a hot body, can you please explain why?
She looks like nothing more than an emaciated cow to me.
Here emaciated cow titties are so old evaporated milk comes out!
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his giant green gerkin to a sport illustrated issue that DOES NOT have any bikini shots?
*Barfs*
TRUE STORY
My FIL has a pair of daisy dukes that he was sporting this AM. His shit was showing and I almost told him something... If he does it again..I think I might just point and laugh.
I hate Vadge I use to like Ahole but after the stripper insident he became a douchebag to me
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I'm trying to care, but I just can't. The whole story seems a bit over-rated to me. And just plain dumb.
For anyone in here who thinks Madge has a hot body, can you please explain why?
She looks like nothing more than an emaciated cow to me.
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she seems the type to fuck with curtains open in full view of neighbor, hidden camera not necessary
NONE OF THIS IS HAPPENING.
To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if Madonna, herself, is setting everyone up (including the A-Rods) without anyone's knowledge. She's writing the notes, sending the letters, hiring the guy to say he set up the camera. Maybe they do know. Maybe that's why A-Rod looked so miffed at that game...you know...he's, like, playing it up.
Madonna is the grandmammy of mediawhores and will stop at nothing, I tell ya. It's almost tour time, y'all.
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Wouldnt a porn tape between these two roided out ass holes be just like watching The Hulk jerk off
his giant green gerkin to a sport illustrated issue that DOES NOT have any bikini shots?
Thats what im thinking
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I hate her so much for some reason. I don't even know why. It's more than the fact that she still acts like a 19 year old slut when she's 50. She just rubs me the wrong way...
Anygays, I hope this is true. I want this bitch to go down.
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Hi5.
although I think these two are douchebags with enormous egos, if someone put a camera in that apt with the intention of blackmailing them, or selling it, that is just fucked up.
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I totally hope this is true!
I so wanna see Madonna fuck A-Rod.
I hope his no-no hole was clean, cuz Vadge goes deeper and deeper!
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