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Female bodybuilder porn alert (NSFW)! According to the Daily Star (I know, I know), some dude is trying to sell a sex tape starring Vadge and A-Rod. The man claims he set up a hidden camera in an apartment Vadge and A-Rod used for their secret afternoon sexy times.
The dude wrote several media outlets asking for a ton of cash for the tape. He said it was shot two months ago in an apartment belonging to one of Vadge's Kabbalah friends. The dude found out Vadge and A-Rod were licking each other's muscle holes in the apartment, so he set up a camera.
One legal bitch said the dude could face prosecution for voyeurism and burglary because he didn't have permission to set up the camera and he videotaped Vadge and A-Rod without them knowing.
SICK! That shit would be like watching two pit bulls fighting over a greasy neck bone. I really don't think Vadge and A-Rod ever fucked. Besides, doing sex with Vadge is dangerous. Bitch could rip off a dick during a handjob. That's probably what happened to Guy Ritchie.
Vadge and A-Rod don't need to have sex to bust a nut. They bust one during their weekly arm-wrestling competitions.
Never mind working out ! DAMN get those roots dyed. Ah, the truth will come out in the rinse cycle. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Something is up with them and it's more than just mutual friends that they share. If witnesses have seen A-Rod leaving her apt in the wee hours then it's safe to assume something is going on. His wife wouldn't be carrying on about it, if she too didn't already suspect something. Funny how Guy keeps his mouth shut - doesn't even try to defend his wife! LMAO.
I was waiting for the Kaballah ppl she keeps on the pay roll to betray her.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 12:32pm.
sensimina, I take care of a Cavalier KC Spaniel, and when she gets matted, when cut vertically into the hair- it splits it up, and you don't have to cut chunks out...I don't know what to tell you about the chewing fur though.....
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You weren't talking to me, but... thanks! Helpful. I have a shih tzu and her hair is so ragged.
Also, it is a real testament to Vadge's genes that she can work out so much to the point that most of her fat is gone and her arms are a mess of veins and yet she still has plump boobs. Although it's kind of useless to have nice breasts when the rest of you is nasty.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 21, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Why didn't the dumbass who recorded such a repulsive event just ask the dude who owns the apt. to say it was his video camera? He could have just claimed he had it up for his own purposes and forgot to shut it off.
He'd have to offer that dude alot of money before asking him to do that, lol! Maybe Cynthia had this guy call and make this up!
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Well this dude could be lying, but if he's not, than it proves once and for all this is real! I can't lie, I would like to see A-rod like that, but not with Madonna!
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Submitted by Kaya on July 21, 2008 - 11:07am.
Catherine Deneuve once said, "At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass," meaning that (after 40 or so, I'm thinking), you need to gain a little weight to make the face fill out and not look drawn. Catherine is a testament to this - her ass is a bit big, she's not skinny, but her face is still gorgeous and she's in her 60s now.
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Oh please, Catherine Deneuve had a facelift and
an eye lift. Everybody knows that.
Oh and this story is bullshit.
Between A-Rod and V-Rod, I'm not sure which one takes up the pooper.
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I believe 100% these two muscle cocks fucked. Of course they did, don't be naive!!
Why didn't the dumbass who recorded such a repulsive event just ask the dude who owns the apt. to say it was his video camera? He could have just claimed he had it up for his own purposes and forgot to shut it off.
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Yuck she's got pale, veiny, Sid Vicious junkie arms...
PLEASE, show us the video!!! We wold LOVE to see A-Rod's rod! It will be difficult to try to avoid looking at vadge - if we saw her naked and = even worse - in the 'act' - it would drive us into violent vomiting!
Oh lord, the plot thickens. Bring me my copy immediately!
Catherine Deneuve once said, "At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass," meaning that (after 40 or so, I'm thinking), you need to gain a little weight to make the face fill out and not look drawn. Catherine is a testament to this - her ass is a bit big, she's not skinny, but her face is still gorgeous and she's in her 60s now. Madonna looked so much better with a bit more fat on her. Also, she brags about only needing 4 hours of sleep a night. That shit catches up with you eventually.
I'm not ageist but it's annoying to see someone who is so smug about their mucle tone and is always showing it off, yet it doesn't look good. She's exercised away her hips and ass and her face is drawn and a little weird looking. If she gained a few pounds she might actually look like a woman again.
"One legal bitch said the dude could face prosecution for voyeurism and burglary because he didn't have permission to set up the camera and he videotaped Vadge and A-Rod without them knowing."
I am choosing to read that as they did in fact engage in sexy times, "sexy" being used loosely and now they will have to answer for their sins.
Sinners, sinners, chicken dinners!!!
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Submitted by gina latina on July 21, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Gawd how I miss the young, trampy, curvier mid-80's Madonna
I loved her then!
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Gawd how I miss the young, trampy, curvier mid-80's Madonna!
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Submitted by KillBilly on July 21, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Why is everyone so fucking ageist!
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Submitted by KillBilly on July 21, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Why is everyone so fucking ageist!
Naw its not like that. You see this old whore wont stop showing us her old cooter flaps and that particular PR move has back fired and ruined HER attempt to keep shit "fresh" and "Young" when really it is just being "slutty" and "gross".
Her grossassedness has nothing to do really with any persons age beyond her cha cha. Shes just insecure and people know its funny to make fun of it
all of these celebrity hos have little feelers who read this shit. Were just letting HER know we dont want any more slices of HER cuntcake.
Hellen M, Miss Cannon.... HOT BITCHES.
There are a lot of memaws on this site who post who are some sexy ass bitche no matter what their age. Id go gayelle for like three of them.
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Why is everyone so fucking ageist!
That kind of muscle definition is good on a man, but NOT on a woman. She looks truly repulsive to me. And I wouldn't put it past her to have her hairdresser dye her roots black to show the world she's not graying.
Also, I subscribe to the conspiracy theory, re: she's engineering and fueling all those silly rumors.
That would be the #1 all time best seller in the Gay Porn department. I guess we will all find out who's the top and who's the bottom. Dam spreading Sex Tape gossip now we know Madge is desperate ..
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@ Sensimina:
We used to have a Lhasa. We had to shave him now and then.
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Submitted by lizardo911 on July 21, 2008 - 2:21pm.
And what is with the ratty old hair. Doesn't she have time to color the roots, so it doesn't look so nasty or is she too busy lifting weights and lifting A-Rod's rod
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Submitted by Mawy on July 21, 2008 - 2:07pm.
A Rod used to be so good looking. Now he looks used and abused. He's not aging well.
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That's what happens when you dunk your cream stick in Vadge's milk.
Madonna is really quite gross. Those arms are scary looking. If I was her husband, I would be running for my life. LOL! She isn't even attractive.
And what is with the ratty old hair. Doesn't she have time to color the roots, so it doesn't look so nasty or is she too busy lifting weights and lifting A-Rod's rod? LOL!
A Rod used to be so good looking. Now he looks used and abused. He's not aging well. He's starting to look like a typical old man in the Bronx who will try to talk to 15 year old girls while standing in front of the bodega all day long and playing dominoes. I guess that's what hard living, slutting it up and being ugly on the inside will do to you. It makes you ugly on the outside. That said, I would still watch this.
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They must airbrush the fuck outta her new videos. Those arms get veinier by the day.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who is totally OVER this slag. I used to love her dearly...her music was awesome when i was a pre-teen/teen. Now not so much. Plus she just looks like a dried up old piece of jerky and I cannot relate to that. lol.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 1:49pm.
I just knew all the lowing, mooing and grunting in her songs were a clue!!
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It all makes sense, doesn't it? I wish Madge would realize she's not a shocker anymore. Her whoriness made her big in the 80s but now, everyone's a whore. She really, seriously, 100%-ly needs to get the fuck OVER herself.
I feel bad for Guy Ritchie and her kids. Seriously, I do.
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It's probably just some gossip blog snot making sh*t up to get them to confess to something happening. Kind of like when they blew up Jodie Foster's spot not too long ago hoping she would make a statement and thereby out herself...and good for her for not falling for it.
I don't think anything happened so I don't think there'll be any cougar freakfest action for anyone to see. Whoever is making it up needs to move on, this sh*t wasn't even interesting to begin with, they should've given it a rest two weeks ago.
Madonna needs to give up this whole music business and go find her cache of weapons in the desert to blow up Teledyne Industries
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I just knew all the lowing, mooing and grunting in her songs were a clue!!
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I'm really shocked, shocked that anyone would want to sleep with her.
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Now I understand why her tour is being called "Dry & Sour". Her face & body say it all.
Oh please let this be true! I'll be a good EvilShoe and change my wicked ways!
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 21, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I dont care if its true or not, both of them should be sued for the nasty ass visuals they insist on inflicting upon the public.
And he used to be normal looking so why the FUCK IS HE STILL ORANGE, GOOD GOD MAN STAY AWAY FROM THE MYSTIC TAN.
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thank you -- will never understand why people already born with perfectly good tans insist on doing that shit.
She has an eerie old transvestite hooker aura surrounding her. All that's missing is the dusty backpack.
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I bet Madonna uses a strap-on on ARod while he wears a saddle & chaps.
I hope this tape is leaked out as nothing would give me greater pleasure than to see Madonna's empire topple into ball of fire straight to hell.
Viewing a Vadge/A-Rod sexy times time would be like watching someone make a fluffernutter sandwich (marshmallow cream and peanut butter slapped together on Wonder bread).
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Shit i got nothing!
BRAIN FART!
BUT Madonna is so old and used if she farted dust would come out but that bitch doesnt fart. You would have to EAT something first to make gas. And she is not a nice person.
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*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT* There's a nice juicy brain egg-fart for you.
Madge is so old she even outdates the Ranch dressing in my Grandma's fridge.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Judging from both of their past behavior, I'd say they fucked like wildebeests.
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Not hard. They ARE wildebeests.
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I dont care if its true or not, both of them should be sued for the nasty ass visuals they insist on inflicting upon the public.
And he used to be normal looking so why the FUCK IS HE STILL ORANGE, GOOD GOD MAN STAY AWAY FROM THE MYSTIC TAN.
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Yeah, she has bald spots now because the matting was so bad! We set her up with a groomer because it's just too much to handle for us even though we spent like a hundred bucks on grooming shit and bought a book about grooming Lhasas. I'm going to try making her wear a doggy shirt , that will at least cover the legs she munches the most. :(
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Vadge is so white that you could use her and Chicken Cutlets to blind the insurgents in Iraq. First you flash em then you bash em!
Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 1:28pm.
LoLo
Meow times!!!!!!!!
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Not interested in seeing ARod have relations with anyone.....
except me.
She's just disgusting looking. There's nothing remotely feminine or appealing about her body.
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sensimina, I take care of a Cavalier KC Spaniel, and when she gets matted, when cut vertically into the hair- it splits it up, and you don't have to cut chunks out...I don't know what to tell you about the chewing fur though.....
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LMAO LMAO at MK's two pits fighting over the greasy neck bone!!!!!! The emaciated cow comment has the tears (laughter) coming down. Oh, I so needed to read this post this morning! LOL!!