Brit Brit Is Not An ATM!
Naw, she's more like a check cashing place. Actually, she's more like a Fila shoebox stuffed with a bunch of $1 bills. Anyway, Brit Brit has reportedly recorded a song called "ATM" about all her family members. Wait, maybe it's not about a cash machine. Maybe she's singing about "Ass to Mouth." I know she really loves Cheetos, but enough to eat the caca-covered Cheetos bits off a - No, I need to stop. Not today.
According to the Mirror, the lyrics for "AMT" go: “Hey Mama, I know it’s my cash you seek. You know they treat me like an ATM, but y'all know that I’m too good for ‘em.” Did MC Scat Kat write that shit?
Brit Brit not only targets her family, but apparently she wrote a song about Justin Timberlake called "Already Bad." The lyrics go, "I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad." Yup, confirmed. Scat Kat is writing Brit Brit's next album.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Hospitals should seriously re-think their policy of letting the mother name the child while still under the affects of heavy drugs!!
Could be worse, they could actually live in California.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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LCT,
Fucking kidding me? Was that on purpose or just a sad mistake?
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 9:55am
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So you cleansed your eyes by looking HERE??
ROFL
Dunno, LCT said it was "carpet muncher monday" not "act like a minger monday"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
On/Off-Topic: I have a new cousin. His name is (yes, seriously) Jayden James.
I is embarrassed.
I can has new famlee?
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Submitted by mishma on July 21, 2008 - 11:58am.
Attack Topic Mods
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LMAOOO!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dreamy,
101 Ways to Kill the worthless trash heap -
4. Give her booboos back =))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Kizzy on July 21, 2008 - 9:55am.
Grr. I saw the SICKEST thing during breakfast!
you don't want to know.
Off Topic. What IS with all of the BS today?
stupid Monday...
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 1:54pm.
@ LCT: Harsh, dude. That sucks - it, likely, started when it got harder to move to Vancouver. I remember when I was out there that people were starting to talk about AB as the place to be. Asian gangs ARE skeery in Vancouver too! They are much, much quieter here. I think it might be cuz they all got their grammies with them here.
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What are the demographics like in TO? Would you say it's at least 50% Asian? I don't mind them coming but fuck, leave your gang wars and guns and Hondas in China, please.
A lot of people just thought they could cash in on the oil money here, just by coming here. They didn't realize they'd actually have to get a degree or work in the oilfield to get a piece of it.
Morons.
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Yes Balenci, that's Brett her assistant. She must be paid very well to stick around for so long. She either has a ton of patience or there are "benefits" on the side with ole Britshit (wink wink). BARF!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
IHH~ Nice to see you too!!!
Who is that manly looking chick thats always working out with her and going everywhere with her? Is that another paid "friend?"
Her name is Bret. I thought she was her assistant. Brit likes her some girl action.
Frances...go take a long shit.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
More acronyms for ATM:
Ass-To-Mouther
Another Twinkie, Mama
Ass Tent Moomoo
Auntie Tweaker to Maddie
Accumulates Tons of Meth
Abusive Truant of a Mother
Absorbing Thorazine Medication
Attacking The Mama
Amusing The Masses
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Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 1:49pm.
And how are you, doll, one of the hwattest of hwat sluuuuutz today?
OnT: Nope, gonna save it and post it later, just to be annoying.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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@ LCT: Harsh, dude. That sucks - it, likely, started when it got harder to move to Vancouver. I remember when I was out there that people were starting to talk about AB as the place to be. Asian gangs ARE skeery in Vancouver too! They are much, much quieter here. I think it might be cuz they all got their grammies with them here.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Thanks Angel_i ha ha!
XXYXZ is the fact that FIL peen is creepy relate to all the peens that have been in creepy brtineys mouth?
Is that too far off topic?
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@Lolo
There you go, beechez...Hot Sluts just for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boAsPm1upqQ
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
LoLo
I'll take a dick please...Just not FIL cock
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Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Aren't they always? I have a sneaky suspicion that's how it starts. Seriously, dude - I never would have thought it. Alberta always seems so ...clean to me, somehow. I just read an article about how you guys passed a law in Calgary and being rude and uppity. LOL! No spitting, swearing, fighting, etc. in public. I can imagine those rules are followed to the letter over there *eyeroll*
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Alberta USED to be clean, but then someone told seemingly the entire world that this city is the best city in the world so all the bums flocked here and all the Asians with their gang-wars took over and now it's like fucking Detroit on CRACK. This city had one of the best reputations 5 years ago and now it's all gone to shit.
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Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Stay on Topic Please.
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We are on topic - hey, if you actually read the comments, you'd know that.
On topic -
101 Ways to Kill the worthless trash heap -
1. Tell her that panties like her.
2. Tell the that the paps like Jamie Lynn more.
3. Tell her that Starbucks are wont sell her any more Frapps
You'r turn now funny Dlisters!!
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
LOL @ Viva , Kizzy and EEG.
Tonicbitch.. I think I know who he/SHE was
@EEG: Spoons guy, I love that. To his credit, he tries to 'earn his keep'.
@LCT: A mother-daughter team? That is definitely unique!
We also have Shakey Lady - old lady who acted like she had Parkinson's. She got 'outed' in the news a few years ago...all an act and she wasn't homeless.
She's still at it, but chases people who 'out' her to those unaware.
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Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Stay on Topic Please.
I'm surprised Britney is attempting to record another album so quickly given the failure of the last one.
What a witty comment!
I mean, this is not bland at all now is it?
OFF TOPIC: Whats with all the bitchy shit today?
How the fuck is your Monday my problem?
Eat a dick or a cooter pie and feel better. PLEASE
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Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Stay on Topic Please.
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*sigh*
jeebus. I'm outta here people
Hey whatever happened to the OFF TOPIC POLICE poster? That guy/gal was a crackhead.
OT: just cuz it has wheels dont mean it aint a home.
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LMFAO VLL!!
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 21, 2008 - 11:40am.
I think shes bumpin cooters with her assistant. that chick is as beefy and manly as Brit.
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Nice to see ya Balenci! I agree witcha, her assistant is a man. A MAN baby! No way that's really a chick.
Wow Shitters' face will never be the same. Drugs are some BAAADDD shit.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 1:36pm.
The problem is so many fecking idiots came here without bothering to find a place to live first and the vacancy rate is so low that they're all homeless now. Granted, 95% of the homeless people are drug-users and prosties, but still.
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Aren't they always? I have a sneaky suspicion that's how it starts. Seriously, dude - I never would have thought it. Alberta always seems so ...clean to me, somehow. I just read an article about how you guys passed a law in Calgary and being rude and uppity. LOL! No spitting, swearing, fighting, etc. in public. I can imagine those rules are followed to the letter over there *eyeroll*
It's the same here. We get a lot of kids from the Ontario hick towns and kids form Montreal from Quebec. In truth - the homeless who are here all the time tend to be older and, actually, active in the community - planting gardens, distributing food and clothes...selling those newspaper, cleaning and shit. Those people aren't homeless cuz they're thoughtless, I don't think.
Anyhow, homeless joke anyone? (that's right, I'll make a joke about anything!)
Homeless walks up to Britney Spears and says,
"Lady I haven't eaten a thing in three days."
Britney replies,
"Gawd! I wish I had your will power.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 6:13pm.
:0)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 21, 2008 - 6:30pm.
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The fantards at BH keep talking about how this year is her "comeback" year, they fail to remember that last year was her "comeback" year - She did the VMA's (horribly), she released another shitty album - she can't make every year her "comeback" year - she either makes a "comeback" or she doesn't.
She'll never, ever have the "comeback" her fans crave. She's damaged her image to much for that.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Are you the Topic Cop? I wasn't aware there was such a thing. I didn't get a vote, and I'd love to know when it's my turn.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
We are on topic! Britney looks like a homeless crackwhore.
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sweet! when did we get a new moderator?
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Stay on Topic Please.
I'm surprised Britney is attempting to record another album so quickly given the failure of the last one.
The best homeless dude is Bush Man in San Francisco.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by The C word on July 21, 2008 - 1:35pm.
We were just talking about some of Tdot's more infamous homeless people the other day...like Shoe Lady who carries a big bag of shoes with her and everyday at lunch she goes to Trinity Square and tries them all on.... when she's done she leaves.
Then there's Holy Grail Guy, who stole one of those wine glasses made with coloured glass...he walks around telling everyone it's the Holy Grail.
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Wow... that is one kickass homeless dude. He gets the Homeless Cracker Award of the Year.
I used to live in Victoria and there are a few gems there. Well, the most famous one isn't homeless, she's just crazy. She used to cruise around on the bus with her mom, and they'd both dress up like dolls and put on wigs and load up their faces with bright pink makeup (they were both residents of the local loonie bin). The daughter, who looks like a man, loves to tell people she fucks Will Smith and Brad Pitt sends her love letters every day. It's hot shit.
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she looks decent?
I think shes bumpin cooters with her assistant. that chick is as beefy and manly as Brit.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
The C Word,
Yes they do and Victoria as well. I hated living there.
We have "Spoons" dude walks up and down the Drive playing the spoons for peeps. He refuses to beg and local restaurants and bars will give him piecemeal work.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 21, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Hey, dude, we could start with your post! Can anyone make a Wiki Page? That's how we could save the posts. I'd do it!
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Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 1:33pm.
I am. The other side was the only place I could think where you'd see that much homelessness. So many of them, in the summertime (on both sides) are just kids who are fucking around. It must be frustrating for the lifers who have to deal with the sudden influx every year. LOL! Kinda like the gym in January.
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Well I'm not totally on the other side, I'm in Alberta. We have more homeless people in my city than I think they've got in Van now, which is totally redonk.
The problem is so many fecking idiots came here without bothering to find a place to live first and the vacancy rate is so low that they're all homeless now. Granted, 95% of the homeless people are drug-users and prosties, but still.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Hey LCT - are you in the Tdot?
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We were just talking about some of Tdot's more infamous homeless people the other day...like Shoe Lady who carries a big bag of shoes with her and everyday at lunch she goes to Trinity Square and tries them all on.... when she's done she leaves.
Then there's Holy Grail Guy, who stole one of those wine glasses made with coloured glass...he walks around telling everyone it's the Holy Grail.
Gawd only knows how many homeless are here...it seems to get worse every week....althought in the winter many of them move to Vancouver.
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stockBroker, also Already Terrible Mother- that works too...
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 21, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Hey LCT - are you in the Tdot?
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Negative, I'm on the other side. Are you?
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I am. The other side was the only place I could think where you'd see that much homelessness. So many of them, in the summertime (on both sides) are just kids who are fucking around. It must be frustrating for the lifers who have to deal with the sudden influx every year. LOL! Kinda like the gym in January.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Slightly cock-eyed and showing off the ring-worm. Yeah, girlie is doin' well.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
ATM = Already Terrible Music
That sums it up for me.
Shitney should just do a pictorial spread for Penthouse and call it a day.
DAE treated us to some of the comments as breatheheavy.com....they are supporting Britney.....I just don't ever see it happening again for her...
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“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff."- Broo
Here's what her song should be:
When I get sick of my own drama
I blame all that shit on my mamma
With my handlers and taking meds everyday
I can't get a crazy day in w/paps to get paid
I gave up my kids, my hygiene and dignity
so I could sit around and write this shitty ditty
I pretend to be CrAzY so you haters don't think I'm lazy
I'm smelly to distract you from my growing belly
Chorus:
It's my drama and I blame it on my mamma
No No not my drama - just blame it on my mamma
Instead of my kids I want a llama cuz it rhymes with mamma
Okay - I CLEARLY have too much time on my hands - yelling at myself to "get back to work!!"
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 21, 2008 - 1:23pm.
NO! It's really irritating cuz he's a frickin' CAJUN and his speech is all f'd up already. (Not really, just sayin.) But he does say funky things, kinda like Britney. I grew up in Burbank and I'm like "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Like, instead of saying "put that there" he'll say "set that there" but the "set" sounds like "sit"
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Hahaha I love it when people mean to say 'sit' but it sounds like 'set'.
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Can't wait for the new album. For realz.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 21, 2008 - 1:22pm.
DD,
Yes we do have a huge problem with homelessness. Especially on the West Coast where the winters are mild. In my city the official number is 2,800, with experts estimating that the actual figure is four times that.
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Ours was officially bumped up to a confirmed number of 4,800 recently, and that's only the ones they've been able to count.
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