Lance Bass Is Dating A Married Man!
Lance Bass is the gay Sienna Miller because he's doing fuckey fuckey times with a married man! Homewrecking slut! Well, not really. Lance's new piece, personal trainer Sebastian Leal, reportedly married Jessica Gannon 9 years ago and never divorced even though they broke up 3 years ago. Sebastian was raised in Brazil and Jessica is an American. Green card marriage! My favorite.
Jessica told Page Six that they split due to "irreconcilable differences." The differences being that they both like dick. Jessica went on to say, "We continue to love each other. He was, is and always will be my best friend." Blah...blah... Whatever you say Andie McDowell.
And somebody needs to tell Lance and Sebastian to please keep the fisting action behind closed doors.
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To the poster named Riki lake....WHY so bitter about Lance? And what is he supposed to do, just date unattractive ppl?
At first I thought that was a plant behind Lance's head in the foto, but now I realize that's his real hair.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
I wonder what the proper term is for a male gay whore?
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Rent-boy. :D
"I think I may be the only guy man enough to have sat through the entire Lance movie On The Line."
i knew lb was gay when i saw bass wipe his lips thoroughly and with disgust after exchanging a kiss with his female leading lady, a cute brunette.
entertainment 2nite was running a story about lance bass' acting debut, bitch could not even hide his disgust about kissing a female with et's camera present!
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 21, 2008 - 11:10am.
Cause it hits your g-spot.
Oh did I type that out loud?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 21, 2008 - 2:10pm.
And fisting is enjoyable because.....
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I hate myself...?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
And fisting is enjoyable because.....
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Submitted by Frances Farmer on July 21, 2008 - 7:48pm.
I wonder what the proper term is for a male gay whore?
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answer: Ryan Seacrest
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I wonder what the proper term is for a male gay whore?
He seems like the sort of man who would have a box of pantyliners mixed in with his other groceries and sundries, and the cashier would simply assume they're for him and not for a wife, girlfriend, mom, or sister.
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You wish.
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I think I may be the only guy man enough to have sat through the entire Lance movie On The Line. It is like bragging rights on who can endure the most pain or who has the nastiest vomit.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Hey now!
As an Equal Opportunity Fucka, I can attest that the fuckery is high on both sides of the ho totem pole.
Straight people are just as skanky as gay ones.
So I've heard!
I'm totally a virgin!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
they split due to "irreconcilable differences." The differences being that they both like dick.
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Bwahahahahha, that's a great line, MK!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Im a space cowboy
Bet you werent ready for that
Im a space cowboy
Im sure you know where its at
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 21, 2008 - 12:59pm.
"Submitted by FatMartha on July 21, 2008 - 10:21am.
You said that and it made me think of NSync's song "Space Cowboy.""
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How could I have missed that one??? The only nsuck song I know is "bye bye bye".
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Oh honey, you don't even know! I was an NSync fan and my sister was into the Backstreet Boys (who my grandfather used to call the Backseat Boys). We had some epic battles over which group was better. And I mean battles in the literal sense of the word: there was kicking, hitting, biting... we were hardcore fangirls. We owned allll their CDs. I am not proud of this.
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Hi5.
"Submitted by FatMartha on July 21, 2008 - 10:21am.
You said that and it made me think of NSync's song "Space Cowboy.""
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How could I have missed that one??? The only nsuck song I know is "bye bye bye".
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
It also makes me want to puke when Lance is heralded as some fucking gay hero or something. Dude didn't come out until he was absolutely forced to, and he was famous for being in a group of FIVE guys - it's not like he was the ultra-masculine heartthrob or anything! Lol...sad sad sad.
Lance sucks. It breaks my heart Kathy Griffin can't get a better gay than this douche. FYI, constantly dating people more attractive than you does not make you look cool or more attractive - it just kinda makes you look sad, superficial, and insecure. I know one of this loser's "exes" (in gay world that means they still fuck) and I'd say that description is pretty much on the money.
Jessica is a lesbian, she married him so he could stay in the country and so she would receive the tax incentives of a married couple. I thought everyone knew this already.
I could give two shits about Lance, but the guy is separated, not happily married, so I really don't see what the big deal is.
As for Lance's appeal? Simple: Money/Fame
Maybe infidelity doesn't count in space?
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
Lance, get the checkbook out now, because this one ain't gonna come cheap.
But cheaper than your new nose.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 21, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Every time I see Lance all I can think about is how he tried to become an Astronaut.
You said that and it made me think of NSync's song "Space Cowboy."
Ay yai yai yippe yai yay yippee yai yo yippee yai yay!
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Hi5.
Gayelles in Lust
Get it LANCE!! La Bass must have him one of them vise grip pussys and hung like a donkey. He can sure get him so hot menz.
I like that in a gal. Plus he hangs with Kathy Griffin. That makes him almost a gay royal in my book.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Every time I see Lance all I can think about is how he tried to become an Astronaut.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
i do see a patern here...wasn't he dating Pedro Andrade the Brazilan Model that use to sling cocktails at Hiro on Sundays...He must really get off on the idea of Nazi's fucking all the locals...hell who doesn't love a Brazilian Nazi...hell everyone bows down to Gisele Bundchen...
People are so lazy these days. Fill out the paperwork already! It could come back to bite you if you don't. Like if one of them wins the lotto or something.
Lance is a true whore, I love him!
"irreconcilable differences."
They both like cawk...Yeh, that is irreconcilable!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
...and this is new because ?
Damn MK, it must be a REALLY SLOW news days if your posting about this asshat.
the gay Sienna Miller! lmao
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
ESCÁNDALO! *yawn*
Anyways, poor dude is fucked if his resident status is not worked out. Brazilians are not eligible for green cards anymore. For some reason, about ten years ago, the US decided that it would be a good idea to let Brazilian and Argentinians in the country without a Visa.. great idea. Now Miami is little Buenos Aires.
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Oh Lance! And you seemed like such a nice boy!
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
Somehow I feel Lance is the bottom in this fisting fest, but I'd check both their manicures before a butt pirate invasion.....Just saying....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I had no idea Lance BASS was relevant enough to warrant this type of media coverage!
""irreconcilable differences." The differences being that they both like dick."
I think that should read "Irreconcilable Similarities."
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
I read somewhere else that Sebastian only got married for the green card and that his wife is actually a lesbian and wants a divorce to marry her fiancee, but Sebastian's green card isn't entirely worked out yet so the divorce threatens his status in the US.
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Marriage proposals just come out the woodworks when you live in a new country.
I told Germany:
"We can fuck, but no paperwork, please"
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Lance Bass is gay?
Whaaaaa?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I like him, he seems really nice. I saw him on the Kathy G - D listed show when he went to the gay pride parade there and hung out with Kathy.
Her on that pink plane to Aussie land with all the gay guys was hilarious.
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Dick happens! - MK
This was a great post. Even a nice Andie McDowell ref (2d one today on DL).