Monday, July 21st 2008
Morning Wood
Tommy Girl to star in Top Gun 2? Can they at least be honest this time and call it Bottom Gun? - SOW
KFed is not going to be on Broadway - Celebitchy
Rebecca Romjin Lettuce and Jerry O'Connell are fucking a lot - I'm Not Obsessed
Jennifer Garner has a baby gut. You know, because she's pregnant and all - A Socialite's Life
Kate Moss will never quit fags - ICYDK
Joss Stone and Nelly? - Holy Moly!
Mischa Barton photoshopped in a wind tunnel for Nylon Magazine - Popoholic
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 1:31pm.
I obviously missed something... what's all this purple DRANK talk about??
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When in doubt, I always go to urbandictionary.com.
I've learned A LOT about modern slang, colloquialisms, etc.
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purple drank
codeine/promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite. serve it up in a white styrafoam cup with some ice and your good to go. you can mix it up with all kinds of sodas or just sip the ish. there is NO alcohol in it and its NOT robitussin. It's thick and purple and comes only by prescription or by your local weedman. not to be sipped by suckas!!!!!
Jennifer Garner is knocked up? Holy mother of Band-aid babies. Well, more babies means more child support! She's aiming to bleed Ben completely dry of the money he isn't making anymore. Jen, save those umbilical cells! Maybe you can use them to cure your douchebag husband's dying career.
Submitted by FatMartha on July 21, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Purple drank is this stuff made from cough syrup and Kool-Aide, if I'm not mistaken. You drink it to get high.
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Aahhhhh, I understand now. Thanks Martha.
Purple DRANK would be an awesome work-time bevy.
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
Nice attempt, Tom to recapture your audience, but Top Gun II won't fly.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 21, 2008 - 2:01pm.
I obviously missed something... what's all this purple DRANK talk about??
Purple drank is this stuff made from cough syrup and Kool-Aide, if I'm not mistaken. You drink it to get high.
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Hi5.
These Spears mini-classics are KILLING me!
Carry on, sluts.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Tommy Girl to star in Top Gun 2? Can they at least be honest this time and call it Bottom Gun?
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or Career CPR?
I obviously missed something... what's all this purple DRANK talk about??
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
XXYXZ,
Glad to hear things are good...keeping busy? Work is so slow for me right now that I'm spending my day between dlisted and trying to plan a trip to Costa Rica...
Nice to get paid to "work", right?!
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
TypicalSituation
I'm good. :)
When you don't think you need a skirt
So you're wearing just a shirt
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
And you got your menses on
So you just bleed on the lawn
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 21, 2008 - 11:55am.
hey! i'm good, ok. work is slow so i finally have the time to fuck around on dlisted again! yay!
and you - how's life?
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Green is Good--Yes, they are! It's worthy of at least vun! vun grammy! ha ha ha ha!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
me too missy! so here goes again:
when your ass hangs out your dress
and you always look a mess
Spears-o-rama
Spears-o-rama
When you always have a tan
and go barefoot to the can
Spears-o-rama
Spears-o-rama
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
These are Grammy GOLD I tell you!
Submitted TypicalSituation on July 21, 2008 - 8:51am
Hey hukkah! I couldn't really talk to you last time you were here...My keyboard was srad! . I could only copy and paste.
How have you been?
When your sanity has slipped
Tickled by a landing strip
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
When your Dad is holding all the cash
But you just wanna show your gash
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
When your ex has got a landing strip
And you’re just trying to get a grip
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
When all you want is purple drank
But your family treats you like a bank
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
when yer sippin purple DRANK
and dressin like a SKANK
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
aw shit, im posting my spears o ramam on the wrong thread :(
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
When your boot moves are lazy
And people call you crazy
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
LMMFAO!! I LOVE the Spears-o-rama songs, keep em coming! Thanks for providing entertainment on a shitty monday! U slutz ROCK!
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Submitted by waterbucket on July 21, 2008 - 11:41am.
Look at how cute and non-crazy Tom Cruise looked back then. Just like how cute and non-crazy Katie Holmes used to be. Scientology really took the hot from both of them.
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Ain't nothin' kills the hot like crazy.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Look at how cute and non-crazy Tom Cruise looked back then. Just like how cute and non-crazy Katie Holmes used to be. Scientology really took the hot from both of them.
ROFL on Spears-O-rama!
When you're wearing ripped fishnets
And your hair a rat's nest
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
When your ex is trashy-poo
But he's still a better parent than you
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
wen u's act all kinds a shifty
and they say u's 5150
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
When your boobs are flappin’ for the world to see
And your vadge is screaming, “LOOK AT ME!”
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft
Could not resist...the pull was too strong...
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
When your wig tax is sky-high
And there's cheeto dust on your thigh
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 21, 2008 - 9:26am.
PLUS, VG is a real actor!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
We gots Spears-o-rama fever up in here.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Whoever writes ASL is a dillhole. Victor Garber is a little more than a former castmate of boring ol' whatshernuts- he performed her wedding ceremony for the love of Pete.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
when your sister's had a girl
and it makes you want to hurl
Spears-o-rama
Spears-o-rama
when your son's named SPF
and your eyes, they look like death
Spears-o-rama
Spears-o-rama
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Someone needs to consolidate the Spears songs, set it to music, and sell an album. It'd be a bagillion times better than half the shit that plays on the radio nowadays.
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Hi5.
Tommy Girl to star in Top Gun 2?
- It better be a musical.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Hahaha this is AWESOME. The Spears-o-Rama is spreading like Hilton Herp!
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
When you makin' tonnes of dough
And you don't know where it goes:
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
hahahah- you guys are hilarious with the Spears songs!
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
wen yo daddy takes yo house
n sellz it back to mickey mouse
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
wen dere's as many voices in yo head
as dere is dirtbags in yo bed
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
When you're sucking on a Frapp
And you're lovin' on a Pap
spears-o-rama *pfft* *pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft* *pfft*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
When there's a big stain on your shirt
And your extensions look like dirt
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
When your career is in the gutter
And you're a really lousy mother
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
when your weave still looks like yarn
and you smell just like a barn
spears-o-rama *pfft* *pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft* *pfft*
((hehe! you guys rock!!))
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
wen u gotz real bad grammers
to match ya real bad manners
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
When you forgit y'all have kids
And your career is on the skids
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
I thought the first Top Gun was bad enough. Cheesy crap with bad 80s music.
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 11:47am.
*hides tennis cans and AA batteries under the sofa in the break room*
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Thanks Lolo Times! Have a mint!
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
When you can't remember where you're from
So you speak in different tongues
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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It's Carpet-Munching Monday! Strap on your chinguards!
Slapping Sally Sacks
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
When your ass tax ain't been paid
And you're begging to get laid
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
Spears-o-rama *pfft pfft*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron