Where Was Wino?!!!?
Blake Fielder-Whatever was just sentenced to 27 months in the chokey and Wino was not there to scream "Blaaaake!!!" It's not official until Wino screams Blaaaake! Somebody wake that crackie up from her crack coma and let her know! I'm so disappointed in her. I was hoping she would deliver an epic junkie trantrum in court.
The judge handed down the sentence in court today and said Blaaake has behaved in a "gratuitous, cowardly and disgraceful' way." Blaaake admitted to beating down a ho and then offering the dude $400,000 to keep quiet about it.
If Blaaake behaves in the chokey he could be out in about 4 months. He's already served 9 months. Earlier, Blaaake told the court to please let him free so that he could become a role model for Wino. The judge should have sentenced him to the looney bin for making that crackhead statement. That's like saying Jacko is a great role model for R. Kelly.
Ugh. I could seriously slap the crack pox right off of Wino's face for not showing up. Even Wino is probably over this shit.
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Submitted by Richard Strangdog on July 21, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Thanx, Green is Good. Per usual, you rule.
THAT, Sheeps, is why I'm disgusted with the Wino and her Leech. I hope he sues the shit out of the both of them.
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Agh, that's so horrible. I hope he gets viciously anally raped. I don't have to hope ANYTHING for Amy because I think it's pretty much inevitable.
What's with her freekin' hair? I'd like to know. She has got to be the worst looking singer. Why does anyone give her any credibility at all? You could scrape someone off the street who's better looking than her. What a freek!
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Are you kidding me??????
She didn't even go see him!? Wow...she sucks! I guess it's all for show. But, hey, she may have gone on a bender the night before so maybe that's why she didn't even bother to show up. How mediocre, I though crackies liked to give a little song and dance a la Althea style.
Your face!
Thanx, Green is Good. Per usual, you rule.
THAT, Sheeps, is why I'm disgusted with the Wino and her Leech. I hope he sues the shit out of the both of them.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Aw great, now another 4 months of Blake's Torch Song Tour...maybe more since he has a chemical dependency problem that he likes to take care of in jail.
Amy wasn't there? I hope she's over him, really. She was probably tired from partying with all the other dudes she slept with this past weekend. Fuckin' sham of a marriage, that is.
Well, after reading the article it looks like at least one other woman in the world thinks he's worth wasting time over. That blonde girl showed up, but Amy didn't. I've never wished a divorce on *anyone*, but...
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 21, 2008 - 8:25am.
If anybody is interested in James King's story:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0607_blakes_victim.shtml
Jeez, that's horrible, GIG....
Please Judge, let me go. I want to help Amy get off. Crack for good. Times is ripe, innit?
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Only one month of the 27 month sentence was for bitch slapping a dude. The remainder is for being a tosser & pretending to have $400,000.
I can't help it, I think the dude is attractive. Not when he's wasted or has coke boogers, but when he looks "sober" he's actually my type of hot.
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Submitted by Bjork You on July 21, 2008 - 10:26am.
Submitted by LoLo: re: Zelda.
Very funny. Actually, Zelda looks a little like Amanda Plummer.
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Haha! you're right...I can def. make the comparison in my head!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
there's still hope for a break down of britney sized proportion she was up till 5 am last night so maybe this crackhead really isn't up yet:) it could be the BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK heard round the world
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Larray: that pic was taken eons before the crackery thrangled her ass!
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Submitted by LoLo: re: Zelda.
Very funny. Actually, Zelda looks a little like Amanda Plummer.
If anybody is interested in James King's story:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0607_blakes_victim.shtml
He spent 8 MONTHS in jail, too! That's messed up. The guy had the shit beat out of him.
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "I still want to know what is keeping Dreamboat out of jail...."
M.K. of DListed!!!!!
A "role model" for Amy Winehouse?
Oh. No. She. Di. Dint.
I'm surprised - I mean, this is actually a good pic of amy! She doesn't look too skinny and she looks sober. Regardless, I love this bitch like I love my own shit!
HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN 25 YEARS FOR WHAT HE DID TO THAT POOR MAN.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 21, 2008 - 9:56am.
Wino has enough material in the past year alone to write about three new albums, a live EP, and a VERY white Christmas soundtrack.
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Submitted by Richard Strangdog on July 21, 2008 - 7:52am.
My concern is justice for James King. That guy has metal plates n' shit in his noggin. Even though it wasn't just Blake in the beatdown, that guy can NEVER get his life back.
Richard, I've never been clear on this story: He's the guy that Blake and his mates beat, then offered him $400k not to testify? Or did they offer the money to a witness?
Yeah a better role model on how to be a better junkie.
Wino overslept. Did anybody expect her to show? That would take time away from her drug using, booze guzzling and overall pill-popping time.
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 10:00am.
Taco Mom Times aid this to me:
It's just one of those things: you know it's not real, but you still wanna pee your pants.
And i Say this to Taco Mom times:
CHA! I know what you mean. I feel the same way about Nicole Kidmans baby and this "God" thing people be getting excited about and killing each other over. Pissin mah pants left and right!
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It's like seeing Tommy Girl in a dark alley and you start to get goosebumps because your ass is unprotected. But I say, if you gotta go, you gotta go. As Adam Sandler once said, "It's cool to pee your pants!"
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Taco Mom Times aid this to me:
It's just one of those things: you know it's not real, but you still wanna pee your pants.
And i Say this to Taco Mom times:
CHA! I know what you mean. I feel the same way about Nicole Kidmans baby and this "God" thing people be getting excited about and killing each other over. Pissin mah pants left and right!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She's ugly. If I were married to her, I'd swallow glass just so I could bleed out and never see her marionette-bodied, missing toothed-mouth, horse face ever again.
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 9:52am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 21, 2008 - 10:50am.
DUDE! ha ha ha i just read that when i was looking for the clip and i was all like, "damn Iggy Pop sure has some acting range!"
Raaaaaaaaaacheeeeeel!
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hahaha! Now that you mention it, the kid kinda did look like Iggy Pop. I still get scared of Zelda, though. It's just one of those things: you know it's not real, but you still wanna pee your pants.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Wino has enough material in the past year alone to write about three new albums, a live EP, and a VERY white Christmas soundtrack.
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Where was wino?
Crakheads sleep during the day, silly!
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I think UK courts are making an example out of Blake Incarcerated. Seriously, I'm burning my Team Wino card right now. So over an over-privileged substance-abusing pop star and her remora-like husband. My concern is justice for James King. That guy has metal plates n' shit in his noggin. Even though it wasn't just Blake in the beatdown, that guy can NEVER get his life back. Karma's a bitch, just sayin.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 21, 2008 - 10:50am.
DUDE! ha ha ha i just read that when i was looking for the clip and i was all like, "damn Iggy Pop sure has some acting range!"
Raaaaaaaaaacheeeeeel!
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Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 9:47am.
BUT how DRUNK was the dude who got a beat down by that skinny looking freak? He looks like that Rachels sister in Pet Semetary, Zelda. That scarry bitch that choked on her own puke and shit when Rachel was baby sitting her in the flash back sequence.
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Hey, LoLo! You know, the person who played Zelda in Pet Sematary actually WAS a guy.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by missy on July 21, 2008 - 10:48am.
How bad could his little bitch slaps have hurt?
ha ha ha
500,000 could make my life a little fucking easier!
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I wonder if anyone's checked on her? Dropping dead in her apartment is not a far-fetched reality.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by LoLo on July 21, 2008 - 9:47am.
I wont lie, i would have just taken the 400,000 when he offered. You think they still haVE 400,000 to give them now if the dude sues for personal injury? Nope. Maybe they have like a stamp, some resin, and a kitten to trade for the beat down.
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dude me too!!! Id be like "make it half a mil and Ill move out of the country too."
suckaaa!
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I wont lie, i would have just taken the 400,000 when he offered. You think they still haVE 400,000 to give them now if the dude sues for personal injury? Nope. Maybe they have like a stamp, some resin, and a kitten to trade for the beat down.
BUT how DRUNK was the dude who got a beat down by that skinny looking freak? He looks like that Rachels sister in Pet Semetary, Zelda. That scarry bitch that choked on her own puke and shit when Rachel was baby sitting her in the flash back sequence.
Blake = Zelda FOEVA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV4nwwgVEc4
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wow, he's been in jail 9 months already? I still want to know what is keeping Dreamboat out of jail....
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Wino is going to wake up from her drug-induced coma, claw away at her face, tear out her hair, and scream "BlAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAke!" (pronounced with a cockney accent).
Creakheads are so funny.
So where the hell was she?
can't believe she missed her moment, that's not like her.
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Hadn't she been going on about Blake being free today and getting off the hook?
Prepare for epic Winehouse meltdown very, very soon :(
So, assuming he gets out in 4 months for (laugh!) good behavior, Wino will still be dead right around the holidays, just in time to match my prediction of death before 2009.
It's all she wrote once he's free to crackerize her further!
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Submitted by Always Sunny on July 21, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Justice in the UK!
That's like saying Britney is a great role model for Miley. Anyone else think of other role models?
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That's like saying Paris Hilton is a great role model to anyone...
Personally, I can't believe that this idiot was on the news this morning. Like regular people give a fuck
It's sad that we are witnessing the slow suicide of two people. And there's nothing any of us can do about it.
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Yeah, that actually sounds like a just outcome. He beat the crap out of the guy, then tried to bribe him with Amy Woo's money. As someone wise said yesterday (sorry!), this is going to end badly whether he's in or out.
Oh great, MK. Monday morning+ Wino photo = itching.
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Justice in the UK!
That's like saying Britney is a great role model for Miley. Anyone else think of other role models?
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?