Monday, July 21st 2008
They Scare Me
No, this picture was not taken from the inside of a leather gay bar on Mars. It's the two alien homos known as Tommy Girl and Katie at MotoGp in Laguna Seca, CA. I don't know if Katie's eyes are screaming for help or if she's trying to steal my soul for Tommy Girl's collection. Either way, she's creeping me the fuck out.
And do they go to the same baby hairdresser at Supercuts? I'm only able to tell them apart because of Katie's height. Tommy Girl may be wearing lifts, but Katie still looks taller. He just looks like a little man in big shoes. Do you think if I send Tommy Girl a pair of exquisite lucite heels, he'll wear them?
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Someone needs to help that ghul. Her eyes are screaming HELP ME!
She finally learned the CO$ stink eye. Nice.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 21, 2008 - 8:38am.
I'm sure going to see motorcycles race with her short lesbian friend is Katie's dream come true.
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Hahahahahaha! It's almost like he's been taking estrogen or something. He's getting hippy and matronly looking. And I hear he wants to do Top Gun 2.
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Let's replace the TomKat with DikesonTrikes
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Her eyes look like they are on 50 prozac
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Do you think if I send Tommy Girl a pair of exquisite lucite heels, he'll wear them?
Yes, but only on Tuesday Stiletto Night.
It seems Scientology bans some drugs, but approves of others, judging by the constant look of fuckery flashing across Katebot's vacant 'is anyone home?' face.
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These two are ridiculous.
It's difficult to feel sorry for her. She made her "pact" with Tommyboy; now she has to live with that decision...
But can you blame her for looking so dead? I mean think about it... on top of having to go through all this Scientology nonsense, poor girl's got several kids to deal with, has to put up with Tom's fuckery, is TRYING to maintain her (lousy) career, gets followed around by paps everywhere she goes...
No wonder the life has been sucked out of her.
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Hi5.
Aacck! They are both morphing into Ric Ocasek!
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And in the end the love you take
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I'm sure going to see motorcycles race with her short lesbian friend is Katie's dream come true.
Holy shit. Okay so yesterday I spent the morning researching Scientology instead of going to church like I should have ... That shit is FUCKED UP! (Not that we didn't already know it was, but to see an undercover video of someone going to the Scientology center... creepy as hellll.)
No wonder Katie is dead. I would be too.
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Hi5.
She's starving to death as a way to get off Tommygirl's crazy train. can't say I blame her.
she looks like homemade shit.
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She is the oldest looking 29(?) year old I've ever seen.
Those Xenu vitamin bombs aren't just sucking the toxins out of her; they're sucking the life right out of her too.
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Wow. She looks like she is on valium + vicodin + prozac.
Sallow skin, sad/dead eyes, slouchy "I've given up" pose, Danny Pintauro's old wig... Poor Katie, I wonder if she'll ever get out of the hell that is her life?
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Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
1. Eat a fucking sandwich
2. Stop wearing your midget husband's jeans
3. Get your kid off the bottle
4. I don't care how big your sunglasses are, we can still see the vacant, glazed look in your eye.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Is Tommy Girl feeding Katie Bot?? She's disappering before our eyes.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥