Sunday, July 20th 2008

Flowers For Blaaake?

Amy Wino was out with friends in Camden last night and they might have been getting the party started for Blaaake. He receives his sentence tomorrow and some seem to think that the judge is going to release him into the wild! Crackie dealers all over London are at their crack alters praying he's set free. The judge could also sentence him to 5 years or less in the chokey.

Blaaake's mommy and daddy wrote the judge, begging the court to send him home with them and not to Wino. Mommy Blaaake told the News of the World, "I'm absolutely dreading it because I don't want him to go straight back to Amy. If he goes it could be a death sentence for the two of them. Blake thinks he's going to be Amy's saviour and has every intention to try to stop the drugs. But Amy is completely unstable. Blake is a recovering addict and he's not strong enough to resist the temptation. If they are reunited, I know they will be back on drugs within days."

Blaaake is a recovering addict? Since when? Methinks Mommy Blaaake has been smoking some of the hard stuff too.

She thinks that if he goes back to Wino, they will both overdose. Mommy Obvious wants Wino to go to rehab and for Blaaake to come home with her. She went on to say, "She needs to prove that she loves him enough to stop. Then, once they are both drugs-free, they can have a real future together."

Daddy Wino has already said that Blaaake needs to go straight into rehab after he's released from the clink. So basically Daddy Wino is blaming Blaaake and Mommy Blaaake is blaming Wino.

If Blaaake is released, we probably won't see Wino for a while. They are going to lock themselves in her crack den, where they will snort coke out of each other's genitals, videotape it and upload it to YouTube. Crackies love YouTube.

Here's more of Wino out with her friends last night. Seriously, she has the weirdest group of friends. They look like hookers and gypsy hipsters.

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Posted by: Michael K


paulapoo's picture

If I were betting, I'd put my moneyon Blakey hanging on long enough to outlive Wino. Then he'd have all the money to party on with. Then he'll croak when he runs out of money.

Sandbitch's picture

Dirty (faecal) hands, WTF is that all over her pants..&..what the fuck did she step in? ooooooooo I'm starting to feel unwell.

Cue, E.Coli, Salmonella, Shigella, Clostridium Difficile.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Notice the color difference in Amy's claw from her friend's paw in the 5th thumbnail.
Looks like Amy's arm might snap off at any moment.
I agree, even this stuff is easier on the eyes than CoCo.

parissucksliterally's picture

angel, believe it or not, I'd rather look at Amy.....btw, Paris did the flower crown better, lmao, never mind, it's a scarf....

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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
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Sandbitch's picture

British chicks are so damn sexay!

Now y'all know why I moved the fuck to Australia. I don't want that sort of competition in moy gutter.

Another $8 wasted on that loser.

angel_i's picture

She went on to say, "She needs to prove that she loves him enough to stop. Then, once they are both drugs-free, they can have a real future apart."

Just fixing up the typo:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 6:13pm.

Hurrah! No Coco ass at the top of the page!
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O yeah. Like this is any better? Now she's Rizzo after a drunken frat party.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

SpunkyBrewster's picture

flowers for her impending death?

EvilShoe's picture

Oh my, I'm going to have to a window open all day for dlisted for that trainwreck coming tomorrow.

All Board!

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Dick happens! - MK

parissucksliterally's picture

Hurrah! No Coco ass at the top of the page!

They will blaze up the rock until one of them drops dead, if he is sent home.....

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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"