Possibly Sad News
Mini-Me has dropped a $20 million lawsuit against SugarDVD and TMZ over his famous sexy time tape. He dropped the lawsuit after they agreed not to market the video of him rubbing his lipstick all over that pony lady's vagina.
His lawyer told The Los Angeles Times, "We got what we wanted: a permanent injunction." SugarDVD must have the permission from Mini-Me and his co-star Ranae Shrider before selling the little blue movie.
Mini-Me's lawyer said he wants to keep the tape private and has no plans to sell. He's saying that now, but something tells me Mini-Me is short on cash, so his own piece of hell will soon be up for sale. I can't fucking wait. I still need to know if Mini-Me is hung like a kitten. He has to be bigger than these dudes (NSFW). Seriously, I've seen clits (DON'T CLICK ON THAT) bigger than those dicks. It's pretty sad when you're able to stick the whole dick in your mouth and toss their salad at the same time.
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I swear some of those big clit women had more hanging than the small dick guys. I don't understand how someone can reproduce with such a small penis.
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Oh my god, I thought my ex was small.... I clicked on both of those links and now I feel flushed, and not in a good way.
As for mini me's porn, that may just be where I draw the line. Even if it was free, I would decline. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by Pernicious on July 20, 2008 - 1:29pm.
For the first time in my years at dlisted I will NOT click on the links. I feel queasy enough just from that picture above and teeny weenies remind me of my ex.
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HAHAHAHAHA..on behalf of your ex: OUCH.
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Love how you feel the need to bless tiny dinkle dude not once, but TWICE. LMAO Pobrecito. You did the smart thing, tiny peen is SO not worth the hassle.
On/T: This pic makes me feel so gross. MK, you sick fuck!
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Oh my God, I checked out both those videos and I'm not sure which was scarier, giant clite or small dicks. Anyway, Kevin Blatt has got to be pretty disappointed now that Mini Me's managed to put halt to the sex tape distribution.
I'd like to build him a house out of Legos and invite him to pretend tea.
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Why would this chick want to leak out some circus shit like this? What a sad way to become famous. Maybe they'll give her her own tv show called Circus Slut: It's Complicated Starring Ranae Shrider.
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somebody please hold my space in hell...i clicked on both and...i've got nothing...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I gag every time I see that picture. Who kisses like that?!?!
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mini jerkings?
is that a new term for midget masturbation?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
suddenly mini gherkins don't sound so good anymore
Wow. Just ew.
Vanessa del Rio!!
putting all small peen men to shame with her clitpeen
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Shan't click on the links this fine Sunday.
My my those are some wack ass tiny peens. My apologies to anyone here who may be peen challenged.
Um...it's funny becuz I was going to make a comment about big clit women and provide a link,like, three days ago and then I decided it might be too crass. I won't be so silly next time. It's been up here every single damn day since. What - are you some kinda mind reader?
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To the person who said there's no way of knowing who man would look like that, there is! I remember going on a date with a guy, to watch a movie at his house. During the movie we had a little bit of a kiss, nothing too much, yet even in jeans you can see a mans hard on lol! It's really easy to tell. In that case he had a tiny one, not so small as these, yet not worth the bother bless him. I wasn't that into him so I didn't bother with a 2nd date. Sounds harsh I know, yet I wasn't that into him. He was gorgeous, yet he had a weird desperate air around him. I wondered what that was about, as soon as I saw his tiny dinkle I thought oh that's why. bless. I really feel for that girl with the huge clit. I would hate that so bad. Imagine what her camel toe would look like in coco's shorts! oml!!
Submitted by motherslittlehelper on July 20, 2008 - 4:12pm
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Oh I dunno...he's just doing what bigger men do all the time.
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I feel violated when I see this picture. What a gross little man.
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im curious about why mk has that clit video in the first place.
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MK is 'grooming' us for bigger and better things. Dirty old pepaws do that to little kiddies they want to fuck.
He's also probably having a ton of fun with his site stats - 'those who click and those who dont'.
I clicked on that and it is called CLITEROMEGALY.
Clitero-meg-aly. Don't forget.
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not going there Sheeps, I don't need to see a clit that is big as a dick....
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I've learned my lesson. When MK says "don't click on it", I don't.
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also, i beg of you, please stop posting that picture of them kissing. it makes me cringe. and it makes me feel like ive just been raped.
im curious about why mk has that clit video in the first place.
Yay! I love these crazy links! Haha
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The clit video confuses me... Is it a dick ???
Omg, those dudes have strong will power not to kill themselves.
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Submitted by laurensav35 on July 20, 2008 - 2:50pm.
omg that clip from howard stern was awesome. but it also scared the hell out of me. theres no way of knowing what guys look like that.
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Tell me about it! Had the nightmare of finding one of those male cameltoes once upon a time.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Every man who feels like they have a small peen can feel ten times bigger now.
omg that clip from howard stern was awesome. but it also scared the hell out of me. theres no way of knowing what guys look like that.
The midget is holding out for more money. Either that or he's waiting for midget porn to be the new in thing
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Ok, I'm glad I clicked on the small dick link. That was HILARIOUS!
that pic is ewwwww
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
A sex tape of Mini me would make more money than "The Love Guru", another awful movie.
I love me some midget sex.
Who's he gonna please with that ? Himself...
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oh my lord..angry mom and ., i was thinking the SAME thing! it's like a trainwreck, I had to click.
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Submitted by Courtney Love on July 20, 2008 - 10:57am.
I assume you don't mean those 12" fire-starter matchsticks that prevent singed eyebrows.
Those guys in the video should become monks or something.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 1:49pm.
You're welcome, Period. I know there's a worse pic of Chris out there but haven't tracked it down yet. There's gotta be a way to get paid for these silly searches....
That would be a great job! HA!
Here are some blurred out photos of CC (NSFL):
http://jonathanjaxson.blogspot.com/2007/09/britneys-crazy-fan-nude.html
Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 1:31pm.
May I submit Chrissy Crocker's firelog?
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Did you mean to say Matchstick?
I think I slept with one of those guys in college. Couldn't even tell when he slipped it in....
I feel really bad for those dudes on howard stern. now everybody nows they got mini-cheese sticks. They can't front with the rest of boys now.
mini-me did the right thing, imo. Block the tape and move on. That chick is more scary looking than his pig in a blanket.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 20, 2008 - 1:37pm
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No vienna sausage, either.
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Submitted by . on July 20, 2008 - 10:45am.
You're welcome, Period. I know there's a worse pic of Chris out there but haven't tracked it down yet. There's gotta be a way to get paid for these silly searches....
Submitted by Kizzy on July 20, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Kizz, I may have to give up baby carrots, gherkin pickles and cocktail weenies for a while. ;((
Those "dudes" are boy/girls,right?
The word is herma(sp?)phrodites?
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 1:31pm.
May I submit Chrissy Crocker's firelog?
OMG! -Just when I thought I had that image erased from my mind. Sheeps, you iz nawty! *scrubs corneas*
Danny Bonaduce's howitzer:
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