Looking Better?
The stench of fried chicken grease, ass butter and Frapp smegma is not coming out of my computer screen, which is a good thing. Brit Brit might have actually bathed! It probably took six people and plenty of Bubble Yum body wash to scrub the Cheeto crust off of her, but they did a pretty good job. Her weave still looks like it was put together by a couple of cross-eyed rats, but we can't have it all.
Brit Brit attended the Generation Rescue event in Los Angeles yesterday. Wait, maybe that event was set up to rescue her ass? Hmm... Anyway, that shit was hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Jim is starting to enter Skeletor territory. He needs a steak dinner and an oxygen facial. Jenny sort of looks like a wax figure, but it's easy to bring her back to life. Just tell her, "I vaccinate my kids" and that bitch will turn into Hurricane McCarthy.
Can you imagine the shit she said to Brit Brit? Brit probably just stared at her and said, "Ah jest came fo tha free cheese an boxed wines. Y'all got deep fried twinkies?"
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She does look fresh. I guess that's the 'I'm not taking responsibility for the human beings I've brought into the world' look. Maybe that explains why I look tired.
yay! big difference in the makeup. how long do you guys think her real hair is now? i would've thought like chin-length but it looks like just a couple inches from the weave-?
She looks decent....but the hair is still bad, and her eyes are sill dead....
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Jenny is younger looking, in great shape, britt should never pose with her again. she makes britt
look like a tree trunk.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Woah! She looks a LOT better.
If she got some microdermabrasion and ripped out the weave she'd look REALLY great.
I don't know that Britney's looking better so much as Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy are looking worse.