Looking Better?
The stench of fried chicken grease, ass butter and Frapp smegma is not coming out of my computer screen, which is a good thing. Brit Brit might have actually bathed! It probably took six people and plenty of Bubble Yum body wash to scrub the Cheeto crust off of her, but they did a pretty good job. Her weave still looks like it was put together by a couple of cross-eyed rats, but we can't have it all.
Brit Brit attended the Generation Rescue event in Los Angeles yesterday. Wait, maybe that event was set up to rescue her ass? Hmm... Anyway, that shit was hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Jim is starting to enter Skeletor territory. He needs a steak dinner and an oxygen facial. Jenny sort of looks like a wax figure, but it's easy to bring her back to life. Just tell her, "I vaccinate my kids" and that bitch will turn into Hurricane McCarthy.
Can you imagine the shit she said to Brit Brit? Brit probably just stared at her and said, "Ah jest came fo tha free cheese an boxed wines. Y'all got deep fried twinkies?"
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whew! thanks DAE...i was about to go fry some oreos and you cured me!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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She's probably relaxed from not having to deal with the cunt turds anymore. "Jus write 'em a check Daddy!"
Good morning PSL, and all the other hot sluts!
she does look good....
good and haggard!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
She was borna worthless piece of trash and she'll die a wortless piece of trash, looking "good" (yeah right) will never change that.
Unftney before daddy forcd the dress on her (NSFW!!!!)
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never had a deep fried twinkie but i made some fried oreos...you just dip em in pancake batter and fry em up...the cookie part kinda melts together with the cream filling...heaven
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h r pufnstuf parody? let me at em!! ill kill!! ill maime!! well, unless its funny :) is it on youtube? they recently took all of the real clips off of youtube :( sad days
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
hi kizzy!
to be fair, I think a lot of people get wonk eye when they smile for pics...and Brit's is nowhere near as bad as The Whore-ess's....
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
I have to give credit where it's due, this is an improvement! I don't think Jenny is completely against vaccines, I think she just wants more research done regarding the autism connection, and I think it was connected to a flu vaccine, not all vaccines! I like Jenny, I find her much more sincere than angelina, and I think she is a very good mom, maybe Britney could Learn something from her!
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Yo Thorny! Cant hang around here today, just dropped by, see ya next week!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Fritters, your wonk eye is showing!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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BTW, deep fried twinkies are fucking INCREDIBLE.....yummy!
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Submitted by modianos on July 20, 2008 - 12:05pm.
that just makes it even more shameless
Barf.
ot: have you seen the Mr. Show parody of your avie? lol just thinking about it! :D
I'M SO PROUD OF BRIT SHE LOOKS SO GOOD GONE GIRL
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Submitted by angry mom on July 20, 2008 - 12:02pm.
how she can go in public and make sham appearances after basically losing her kids is BEYOND my realm of ability to rationalize...she should be ashamed of her nappy self
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losing implies there was a fight...she GAVE those kids away
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Brit looks much better and Jenny looks pretty good until you look at her feet.. what the fuck is she wearing boots in the summer and with a dress like that.. I won't even comment on how creepy Carey looks..
She will never, ever be "Britney" again....people have seen too much, and she's a slob.
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
how she can go in public and make sham appearances after basically losing her kids is BEYOND my realm of ability to rationalize...she should be ashamed of her nappy self
she does look good meaning she does look good compared to what she used to look like a few months ago. fair enough?
@El Bastardo and TV..Sup..
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she looks nothing like her former self.
back in the day, she had muscle tone, was very slender and fresh.
that's gone.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by Thornhill on July 20, 2008 - 11:36am.
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig...
perfectly said thorn
Deb
yes, we were spared the sight of the pie goods.
I think papa S nails her panties on.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Brit looks like crap, as usual...whenever she looks better than a mangy alley cat, the consensus is...she looks like the old Brit...blah, blah, blah. Lowered standards. And that weave is amazingly bad.
No talent skank.
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 20, 2008 - 12:51pm.
For being a millionaire she sure looks like shit.
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I hope the next big story from her deliverance camp is like the one below: How she's suing everything with a pulse because bitch is BROKE. Every penny should be going to the kids she farmed out to the Federlines. This hick pedo cartoon creation needs to just leave our collective grills already.
Submitted by Thornhill on July 20, 2008 - 4:36pm.
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig...
Yes, but then its kinda attractive.....if you're into farmyard animals...which i'm not...well....
Afternoon peeps!
I'm watching a 70's film right now with Catherine Deneuve (March or Die) and theres a picture of Britney Spears here, there goes my Sunday afternoon boner...and my lunch!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
I know she has flaws and all but...Holy Daddy of Spears, Batman. She has on a dress that is appropriate!!!!! No flashes of her wares.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by . on July 20, 2008 - 12:49pm.
She's clenching her teeth because someone told her she still has to have contact with the kids.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I can't believe I'm writing this, but Britney looks way better than Jenny McCarthy in those pictures. And Jim Carrey looks gross.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
For being a millionaire she sure looks like shit.
psl
you gotta love the chunky arms on someone who claims to work out.
fat arms and thighs are nast.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
WOW better :)
but so much older.
Why does brit brit always choose weaves with such drastically different lengths. It's like she's got a bowl cut on top of long lady locks. What a queef tart.
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Britney is clenching her teeth in that main photo. She may be healthier but I wouldn't say "happier" just yet.
ALL of her skin looks dipped in theater popcorn butter substitute
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lol he was sweet in a way, weird fucking way.. BOOT MOVES!
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
CTH: hee hee......I am not a fan of flabby arms either....
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
maybe she can use the time she doesn't spend with the kids and hit a fucking gym.
her arms are gross.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
re the weave: at this point it's a given that this factory farm heifer will NEVER quit the Barbie/Bratz wannabe look, so I ask why doesn't she just hot-glue a cheap plastic blond wig from any given mall beauty salon and call it a day? At least they look CLEAN and STRAIGHT.
I agree Tiger, but she doesn't have any taste...lol
TV, hahahahhahah...good comment...
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
she looks good, she's getting there.... she's starting to look like the old Britney...
she does look good!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 11:35am.
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Yeah, you are probably right, but still, you would think SOMEONE could give her a decent looking weave...I just don't get it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
NYAPPLES, no it doesn't. I like being able to actually read and make sense of what people post.....lol
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
SHES COMINGBACK.... the hair doesnt even look that bad, except for the top part that fucks it up because it looks like it got caught in the drier, but other than that the front part at least looks decent. Maybe seeing madonna, the ultimate work-ethic driven person in music gave her a wake up call, either way, good for her she looks good, its getting there, real small baby steps, but its getting there.
comingback needs to post again, and not the imitators
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig...
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Gee, totally absolving herself of any responsibility for the care of her children agrees with her.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Tiger, she started messing with her hair the second it was long enough o attach a weave...I'm thinking she has bald patches everywhere on her head, from torturing her hair over he years- will will never see Brit with natural hair again, IMO.
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
AH! Free at last from the Feder rugrats! The twinkle in her FAS eyes and spring in her cankle step is back!
I hate her.
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Do I detect wonk eye? She looks better, but WHY, WHY, WHY can't someone do her weave right??? Or WHY doesn't she abandon the weave? Her natural hair has got to be like what? 7-8 inches long now?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...