Looking Better?
The stench of fried chicken grease, ass butter and Frapp smegma is not coming out of my computer screen, which is a good thing. Brit Brit might have actually bathed! It probably took six people and plenty of Bubble Yum body wash to scrub the Cheeto crust off of her, but they did a pretty good job. Her weave still looks like it was put together by a couple of cross-eyed rats, but we can't have it all.
Brit Brit attended the Generation Rescue event in Los Angeles yesterday. Wait, maybe that event was set up to rescue her ass? Hmm... Anyway, that shit was hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Jim is starting to enter Skeletor territory. He needs a steak dinner and an oxygen facial. Jenny sort of looks like a wax figure, but it's easy to bring her back to life. Just tell her, "I vaccinate my kids" and that bitch will turn into Hurricane McCarthy.
Can you imagine the shit she said to Brit Brit? Brit probably just stared at her and said, "Ah jest came fo tha free cheese an boxed wines. Y'all got deep fried twinkies?"
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Sorry but she still looks like a deep fried dog turd. That is NOT how a 25 (26?) year old is supposed to look. This wouldn't even qualify as "mall hot". Hey Britney you got some, um, crazy on your face there. Yea, right there. No, its still there.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 20, 2008 - 12:18pm.
There's no cure for Narcissistic Bitch Syndrome.
Bankruptcy?
She's still an awful mess.
It won't get better for her, she's doesn't care period.
She had her MULTIPLE CHANCES to pull it back and get it together, she shit on every one of them.
Fuck her, damn her and fuck her again in shame and smite.
Dumb hwore.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 2:00pm.
"I'll know she's really on the way when she's at an event that raises awareness for whatever, specifically, is wrong with her;"
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There's no cure for Narcissistic Bitch Syndrome.
Angel: Rather than autism, Brits outta put her money on FAS research.
Brit looks much MUCH better...
I've never seen someone whose weight fluctuates more than her....
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Bother you that much? lol, sorry. I was speaking more rhetorically anyway. I usually don't read the comments since most of them are off topic anyway.
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Good Lord, I'm talking about some whole 'nother person, aren't I?
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Normally I would say yes, but...if recent rumors about the new album are true...I think she's finally starting to realise what a mess her life is.
Here at the rumered lyrics to her rumered new songs:
Rumored song 1 - ATM
Hey Mama, I know it's my cash you seek... You know they treat me like an ATM, but y'all know that I'm too good for 'em.
Rumored song 2 - Already Bad
I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad.
source - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a113170/britney-using-album-to-get-r...
You never know, perhaps she IS changing.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
UCK. You can see where her real hair ends, it's level with her eyes. Okay make that her left eye LOL
It looks like the bottom was blunt cut with a pair of fucking kitchen scissors. All she needs are a few layers & some wispy bangs and the weave would be fine. I don't understand why she insists on leaving it all one length, it looks so GD retarded. Her makeup is pretty though. Someone else had to have done it, she could never apply it that nicely or pick such nice neutral colors. Anyway she abandoned her kids(for the millionth time)so even if she looked like her old self, she still sucks ass. Looks are nothing when your soul is evil. Boy Shitshit, hope the drugs were worth it.
WTF happened to Jim??!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 3:00pm
Is it humility, or is she just jumpy from the shock-collar her dad makes her wear when the paps aren't around?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by Cara on July 20, 2008 - 11:47am.
Dammit people, I understand not reading the comments when there are 200 of them, but SHEESH, I have explained FOUR TIMES why Britney has a fucking weave!!
READ THE COMMENTS before you post!
AAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Bitch needs some deep exfoliating scrub or something. With her money her skin should look so much smoother. Friggin' Courtney Love has better skin.
She really just needs to yank out the weave, get a very good facial and disappear for six months to get herself back together.
I think the longer that girlie looks rough the better. If she was hot she'd be uncontrollable. She looks appropriately nervous, finally, at being photographed - she's developing some humility.
I'll know she's really on the way when she's at an event that raises awareness for whatever, specifically, is wrong with her; when she's up there talking about her own experiences, openly and honestly, in an effort to help others with their own struggles.
Good Lord, I'm talking about some whole 'nother person, aren't I?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I hope Pappy Spears is mixing her birth control pills in her Red Bull & Vodka.
WONK.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 2:41pm.
yes, ".".....my baby is still on fire at 11 years old- thank GOD.
PSL, ELEVEN? WOW! Your baby looks young and healthy *knocks on wood*. What an angel. :) I'm hoping my baby boy lives at least another ten years if not more. I have him on probiotics right now which helps his digestion but because he has asthma and a heart murmur and other numerous medical conditions I just don't know how long I can keep him happy on this earth but I'm hopeful. I love my little guy so damned much and when the time comes (ugh) when I have to let him go I'm sure my husband will set up a special room in the mental ward for me. lol
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So THAT is what is up with that gawdawful weave Brit's been sporting. My scalp itches just looking at it!
Britney has this vacant look on her face like she's being controlled remotely. Probably just the thorazine. What I don't get is why not just abandon the weaves altogether? It's hard to really isolate one thing that is really wrong with her look when everything looks so fucked up, but if she just went with her natural hair, I would imagine it would drastically improve things.
I think Britney did want her kids when she had them, thinking of that kind of unconditional love. I think she thought that would "complete" her. Once she had them, she realized she was still missing whatever was missing beforehand, only now she was responsible for 2 kids. Aren't some famewhores famewhores because they're terribly insecure? I think she's one of those.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
she looks decent, i vow to not mock this woman anymore...it must be difficult to have the whole country wanting you to look 19 again..*sigh* who the fuck am i kidding? what are those stains on her damn dress?
yes, ".".....my baby is still on fire at 11 years old- thank GOD.
I also explained earlier that she has been fucking with her hair since it grew in an inch or two...she probably has bald patches all over her head....which is why she needs to wear weaves....although they do not have to be the crappy ones she keeps choosing...
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Jim Carrey? Wasn't he someone once? Alrighty then!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Hi everyone who said hi to me! I was walking the doggie....
I hate those damn Peter Pan snkle boots- no one looks good in them.
PSL, *HI!*! You were walking that adorable pooch I made into an avatar for you last year? OMG...cute overload! You lucky mama!
It's kind of weird to think Brit still has to have a weave? As many others have mentioned, you'd think her natural hair would have grown out on its own by now. Hmm.
Hi everyone who said hi to me! I was walking the doggie....
I hate those damn Peter Pan ankle boots- no one looks good in them.
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Britney looks better. She's still 15 lbs away from her former hot glory.
Not that I'm making excuses for her, but...Not everyone was meant to have kids. Maybe she felt pressured into it. Maybe she DOES feel better now that the responsibility's off her shoulders.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
P.S. Jenny's peter Pan booties don't go with that dress, and Jim Carrey looks like bat-shit death warmed over.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Her hooves remind me of Penelope Pig, stuffed into those shoes.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Well, she looks like someone bathed her in the last week... decent dress... not quite as deranged and soulless-looking as usual...
Sadly it's only a small improvement. Her skin is greasy and damaged by the endless suntanning. And her hair is losing its battle to hold onto those extensions. Just shave that shit and let it grow out naturally!
Besides, an effort to look "all real hawt y'all" is moronic after she just basically gave up her kids because she couldn't care for them. So what does she do? She dolls herself up white-trash style and looks happier than she has been in ages.
I swear, she is where PR goes to die.
"I can't believe I'm writing this, but Britney looks way better than Jenny McCarthy in those pictures."
I disagree completely. Jenny looks way younger, fitter and hotter than Shitney does. And Jenny is a good chunk older. Shitney looks like an old woman before her time. She has that marton sun damaged chest and lunch lady arms. And her face is fug.
eh. Still don't like Brit for signing away her kids. Maybe she feels better and looks better because her kids are gone.
aww i think she looks good
save a heart, break a penis.
Stop being stingy
Jim & Jenny
Give swamp pussy Spears
Some of that excess chinny!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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She still looks ugly as fuck to me. Same slanted, FAS eyes, she looks like she is pushing 40.
I never thought she was cute even back in the day.
Britney has 2 inches of real hair. Damn shame. She needs to go to the hood and hook that weave up proper. Shit still looks off. Clean, but busted.
And Jenny, girl you were killing the look until you threw those off gray boots on, WTF? It's blazing and those feet must stank.
Jenny looks gorgeous! Always. Jim, a bit gaunt.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 20, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 20, 2008 - 1:24pm.
yo AUNT BEA: Jay Leno's lookin' mighty youthful in that there avy -- what they putting in his Ensure?
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Ed McMahon's pepaw jizz :p
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that's one enterprising broke ass pepaw!
Still greasy, still pimple-y, still looking like an inbred doofus. FAIL.
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I love twinks! ;)
Submitted by modianos on July 20, 2008 - 12:29pm.
:D lol
are you sure that was a parody? i think that was an actual episode! lol
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 20, 2008 - 1:24pm.
yo AUNT BEA: Jay Leno's lookin' mighty youthful in that there avy -- what they putting in his Ensure?
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Ed McMahon's pepaw jizz :p
yo AUNT BEA: Jay Leno's lookin' mighty youthful in that there avy -- what they putting in his Ensure?
Submitted by modianos on July 20, 2008 - 6:16pm.
whew! thanks DAE...i was about to go fry some oreos and you cured me!!
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To quote POTC - 'Just doing my civic duty, sir!!'
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by Leatherette on July 20, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I just know pappy Spears is behind that prop wall with a stun gun and a strait jacket tucked in his fanny pack.
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LMAO! What a visual
this is wonkfest of epic proportions.
It looks like one side of her face is trying to run from the other.
Attention, Shannen Doherty wants her uneven eye look back!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by modianos on July 20, 2008 - 12:13pm.
I found it for you :)
I love Mr. Show
http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:*:IE-SearchB...
Stinky looks better then she did in her Meth days but she still looks alittle too greasy for my likes
I just know pappy Spears is behind that prop wall with a stun gun and a strait jacket tucked in his fanny pack.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 1:12pm.
hi kizzy!
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PSL!! ♥
True. Other than those that have brain damage due to alcohol or drug abuse, there are precious few with a wonk as severe as hers.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 20, 2008 - 12:52pm.
She's clenching her teeth because someone told her she still has to have contact with the kids.
*OUCH* lol!
I just want a deep-fried twinkie. It's all PSL's fault if I balloon out to 500 pounds now!