Looking Better?
The stench of fried chicken grease, ass butter and Frapp smegma is not coming out of my computer screen, which is a good thing. Brit Brit might have actually bathed! It probably took six people and plenty of Bubble Yum body wash to scrub the Cheeto crust off of her, but they did a pretty good job. Her weave still looks like it was put together by a couple of cross-eyed rats, but we can't have it all.
Brit Brit attended the Generation Rescue event in Los Angeles yesterday. Wait, maybe that event was set up to rescue her ass? Hmm... Anyway, that shit was hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Jim is starting to enter Skeletor territory. He needs a steak dinner and an oxygen facial. Jenny sort of looks like a wax figure, but it's easy to bring her back to life. Just tell her, "I vaccinate my kids" and that bitch will turn into Hurricane McCarthy.
Can you imagine the shit she said to Brit Brit? Brit probably just stared at her and said, "Ah jest came fo tha free cheese an boxed wines. Y'all got deep fried twinkies?"
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Those comments didn't come from JJ, they came from a BreatheHeavy.
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~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 20, 2008 - 1:59pm.
heeheehee. Well, they are seemingly very young, too.
tonicbitch, yes, i add an "Amen" to that too.....but it wasn't any of us that was being talked about...the person that was, was really upset.....
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 5:00pm.
good point Sheeps, sorry if I am a little "wary" of it all......and yes, angel, DAE was not here to see it, which is why I am not annoyed or anything....just paranoid, I guess....
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It just kinda makes it funnier that we thought that's where it was from tho, no? LOL!
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Miss American Dream.
@tonicbitch:
AMEN, Sistah.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
good point Sheeps, sorry if I am a little "wary" of it all......and yes, angel, DAE was not here to see it, which is why I am not annoyed or anything....just paranoid, I guess....
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
"Rescue" our careers is probably what these people are thinking. Except for Brit, since she doesn't have the gift of cognitive thought.
I dont want anyone to get hurt either, but in the grand scheme of things who really gives a wet shit what anyone at JJ says?? The majority of those people are so far down the evolutionary chain that I dont give a crap what they say (yea, go post that back there you knuckle-dragging bitches. "oooo look what this tonicbitch said! she must be a JEN LOVER!!! Well Jen gets pissed on! I win!")
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
DAE didn't mention JJ, tho that is the likely source. I can think of several other sites that must have the same sort of posts.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 4:54pm.
angel, I agree- it IS funny....but it has backfired already.......and I just don't want to see anyone here get hurt...
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Sure, dude - that's why I said I was with you - but DAE wasn't around for all that and she was just makin' us a nice collage, DAE style:) I think she always goes to JJ anyhow: Filthy X-tina lover that she is, she's got to get her fix somehow;)
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Miss American Dream.
She's never been an attractive girl so I never really got the buzz over her. She can't sing so what was it? The uniformed pig tailed girl singing hit me baby one more time?
All her pores are open and she's greazy. Britney you've got to E-x-f-o-l-i-a-t-e that skin on the regular to keep it it silky smooth bump free condition. It's not like she has to be like us little people and buy the drugstore no name scrubs out there and steam our faces over a pot of hot water to ooze the crap out. She has access to the best facialists in the world. What's wrong with her?
angel, I agree- it IS funny....but it has backfired already.......and I just don't want to see anyone here get hurt...
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
@ DAE:
To an extent I'm with PSL on this but that IS pretty fucking funny:) LOL!
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Miss American Dream.
DAE: please, no more JJ comments...we know they are crazy...we don't need any more proof there darlin!
Plus, they look over here, and comment on us....k sweetie?
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 20, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Unfitney's fans on the talking about these pics:
Too funny. I guess it's good to be passionate about something, right? They'll come back to earth at the next unscripted pic of her sans underroos.
Unfitney's fans on the talking about these pics:
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oh my freakin' god, she looks hot
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OMG.. at first I thought these were pics from 2005, but OMG.. OMG.
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OMG.
SHE LOOKS AMAZING.
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I cant believe my eyess
OMG OMG OMG she looks damn HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
IM GONNA DIE
IM ALREADY PRINTING THESE OFF AND PUTTING THEM ON MY BRITNEY WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH MY GOD....
OH MY GOD...
i am teary...about to cry. she is FREAKING BEAUTIFUL>>>>>>GAHHHHHHH
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OH MY GOD.
TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF 2008, Y'ALL!
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in my opinion i think this is the best she ever looked since filing for divorce. i find it funny people asking if this pics are from this year yeah she looks that good
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I've died and this is heaven!
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I am about to cry
this is my best day ever
Britney is soooooo pretty at this moment
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B girl looks SMOKIN HOT! These pix are gorg! I love that she was using her celebrity in a charitable way. Luvs ya Britney!!!
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Hello, gorgeous! She looks flawless
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMGOGMOG.
MY MOUTH IS LITERALLY WIDE OPEN.
I THOUGHT THESE WERE OLD PICS!!!
SHE LOOKS PERFECT!!!!!!
(the posture could be improved but omg!!!!!!)
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Honestly. She looks like her brain is permanently fried. She looks like she's had shock therapy. That's fucked up, dude.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
still think her crazy act was just that. too bad she took it too far. actually i'm glad she took it that far. retirement, retirement!
Mawy, give her a break- she explained the umbrella attack was for a "roll"!
all those days of her shopping in BH when her ass was hanging out of her "dress"......I still am not buying the bi-polar disorder either...
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Hey Sandbitch:
G'day!
ONT: "Her weave still looks like it was put together by a couple of cross-eyed rats, but we can't have it all."
She's so annoying with tryna get coax that California Girl hairstyle out her poor head. Just give it up, already, dumbass. It's been the perfect opportunity to try something new and you're so empty you still want to look like Barbie. Yeesh.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 20, 2008 - 3:07pm.
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LOL Thank you!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 20, 2008 - 4:12pm.
@kizz, angel, psl, et al
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Other than cracking extremely weak jokes, great! ROFL Hope you are!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 20, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 3:00pm
Is it humility, or is she just jumpy from the shock-collar her dad makes her wear when the paps aren't around?
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Ok. Let me try that again:
Either that or the zapper he's got in her panties right now! LOL!
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Miss American Dream.
parissucksliterally, or how about her bald headed and hitting cars with umbrellas? We can't forget her high, eating french fries with KFed and talking about how she "loves to itch herself."
Ah, memories. Now all we get is a semi-cleaned up, drugged up shell of the old hot mess that is Britney Spears.
It's Brintey, bitch!
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@kizz, angel, psl, et al
G'day bitch horz!
How are we tomorrow?
Damn, sorry y'all, I didn't realize that all my jokes were falling so flatly...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 20, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 3:00pm
Is it humility, or is she just jumpy from the shock-collar her dad makes her wear when the paps aren't around?
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You know it kills her - she reads everything. When she was on Sam's cocktails she was in too much of a daze to get it. But she's calmer now, she's got doctors and some clarity.
Before she was such hot shit and the name of the game wass to be always seeking out the cameras, getting up in front of them and going in for the kill. But for BritBrit in the last year: camera = disaster. And the whole world owns those memories for a lifetime. They were everywhere and they can come back at any time - she's got to get better in the face of that.
I think there's some humility in there, absolutely.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
She's a frappacino away from looking like Melissa Joan Hart or whatever that witch bitch's name is.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Mawy, all I see now is Britney barefoot in a Public Bathroom, driving with SPF on her lap, and yes, the bloody tampon.....
she's DONE.
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 20, 2008 - 12:18pm.
There's no cure for Narcissistic Bitch Syndrome.
Bankruptcy?
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Ha ha ha ha!!! That would do it. And at the rate she's losing money (Mammy and Pappy on the payroll, lawyers, Ex, boo-boos), she'll living in Jaime Lynn's guest room.
P.S. It's unfair that an unfashionable, undeserving slob like her gets to wear Louboutins but I can't....*tears*
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 20, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 2:00pm.
"I'll know she's really on the way when she's at an event that raises awareness for whatever, specifically, is wrong with her;"
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There's no cure for Narcissistic Bitch Syndrome.
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Ha!
Fair enough. I've always been a dreamer like that.
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Miss American Dream.
Perfectly said. It will never be the same for her again. When I was looking at these photos, I thought about how much better she looks, but then remembered her walking around with her bloody cooter hanging out and her greasy, unkempt weave in a bun on the top of her fat, sloppy head. Yuck...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 1:04pm.
She will never, ever be "Britney" again....people have seen too much, and she's a slob.
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Good point PSL. And there is a LOT of bliss up in that bitch.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Jared weighed in with this objective assessment:
"Britney is looking the BEST she has in a long time! GO BRIT BRIT!!!!!"
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*eyeroll* I am NEVER going back there again. I'm trying to convince myself that its just a figment of my imagination.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
tonic, I'll bet if we were as stupid as those people, we'd be seeing sunshine and rainbows all the time too....Ignorance is Bliss- no?
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Sheeps you're right. "God Bless Britney Spears!"
Jesus fucking christ in tennis shoes, you'd think having sunshine and rainbows constantly blowing up your ass all the time would make a person pissed off.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 20, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Nah, I was just doing some critical research on Britney's red-carpet appearance and the links led me there.
Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 3:41pm
You're so brave to go to youknowwhere, here's a cupcake.
Were the masses having vapors over her "improvement"?
I'd go look but I haven't had my shots yet to return there.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 3:34pm
Was simply being a smartass, doll, no worries!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Jared weighed in with this objective assessment:
"Britney is looking the BEST she has in a long time! GO BRIT BRIT!!!!!"
To those posting she looks "better", what picture are you looking at?
Do you have some kind of anti skankified filter?
I know, I'm being bitchy about it, I just refuse to give any kind of positive comment about her.
She doesn't deserve it anymore.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I'm simply shocked, she cleaned up so nicely. And she's not overly made up or that tacky looking either. Did she get a stylist?! Jim Carrey looks terrible, he must have a parasite or something...
Your face!
No worries, Cara.... again, sorry I snapped...
hey kizzy babe, I'm all for being childish sometimes, but the constant Toilet talk has gotten old, stupid and annoying....and I am not the only one who is bothered by it....but let's not get into a whole debate, k?
Just think, "Mel Brooks" and smile......:)
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
<"Brit Brit might have actually bathed!">
I think Madonna used on of those handheld do-it-yourself carwash blaster soap guns on her. Obviously she's showing up somewhere on Madge's tour.
Ok I'll concede that it's an improvement, but scraping the mold and maggots off a pile of turd still doesn't make it a pile of gold.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
PSL - I guess I didn't really mean for anybody to answer the question. It was more along the lines of "Why does she have to be such a damn idiot?" type of question. Most of my comments on here are just me venting and taking my frustrations in life out on useless celebs (which is probably sad, but meh). Don't mind me. Sorry for causing any undue frustrations. I do read the comments sometimes, but more often than not my posts are just drive-by rants and I haven't read the whole of the comments.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 3:17pm
"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional." -- George Carlin
I'm proud to say I opted out!! ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
WEll, I think she is looking much better. Skin looks better (meaning, no visible red bumps) hair is pretty good, compared to what it was before and dress and heels look nice. I mean, she actually went out and bought a matching dress and shoes, that is a start.
She looks more like the Brit of the past then she has in a long time. Now, she just needs some serious gym time and a few spa and derm visits and she will be good to go.
yes, Cara, it does bother me when twelve people ask the same question that has already been answered (wink- sorry for the outburst)....but I guess I can't blame you for not wanting to read the comments, when they have been strictly piss/fart/shit talk for the past three weeks.....
Sheeps, FAS research- LMAO
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"