Looking Better?
The stench of fried chicken grease, ass butter and Frapp smegma is not coming out of my computer screen, which is a good thing. Brit Brit might have actually bathed! It probably took six people and plenty of Bubble Yum body wash to scrub the Cheeto crust off of her, but they did a pretty good job. Her weave still looks like it was put together by a couple of cross-eyed rats, but we can't have it all.
Brit Brit attended the Generation Rescue event in Los Angeles yesterday. Wait, maybe that event was set up to rescue her ass? Hmm... Anyway, that shit was hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Jim is starting to enter Skeletor territory. He needs a steak dinner and an oxygen facial. Jenny sort of looks like a wax figure, but it's easy to bring her back to life. Just tell her, "I vaccinate my kids" and that bitch will turn into Hurricane McCarthy.
Can you imagine the shit she said to Brit Brit? Brit probably just stared at her and said, "Ah jest came fo tha free cheese an boxed wines. Y'all got deep fried twinkies?"
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I'm sorry but Britney still looks like a cheeto stuffed nutcase.
She has crazy eyes. I think she's trying to fool everyone into thinking she's normal again. But she's not.
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When Jenny McCarthy - who is like 12 or 15 years older - looks better than Britney's busted ass, you know something is very wrong. Jeebus. Why won't her dad shell out the money for a hairdresser? Britney is always traipsing around with those horrible cheap weaves. And she has crazy eyes which are only slightly dimmed by the massive psychotropic drugs she must be taking. She is, and always will be, a mess.
I'm sorry, but I still wanna mop up her forehead & get her new extensions.
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What's sad is that Jenny McCarthy looks younger than Unfitney Shears...
BUT, it's nice to see that with proper handlers and meds, Brit-shit can look semi-decent - minus the rats nest on the top of her head.
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Congrats to Britney; this is the best she has looked in a long time.
On the other hand-WTF is up with Jim Carrey??? He looks like he has AIDS!
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Jim and Jenny are great together I am glad the found each other they deserve to be happy. Brit looks as good as she ever will, may I dare add that she actually looks happy in these pictures.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
A wondeful new pic of Unfitney - with Sean, showing what a good parent she is!! Unfitney is smoking outside, Sean is looking at her - holding her lighter and one hand reaching for her ciggs. Lovely. Mother of the Year!
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/britneykidsmokeX17_450x384.jpg
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
well she looks pretty good! better than what she's looked like in the past i suppose lol
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Her forehead looks a bit too glossy, but otherwise she looks like an old school Brit. Good job, all the best to ya ;)
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brit really cleaned up and pulled herself together. good job.
Hairy ass with cows eyes, otherwise not bad for a 26yr.old.
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Shitters eyes have (a) the look of crazy and are (b) lopsided. She needs to go fuck herself.
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It's a shame that a woman her age needs 'handlers' to get her life straight!
I think she would look more mature with shorter hair. She's trying to look like she's still 17!
Thank God Jim C. cut that ugly mop of hair he was sporting around for ages! He looks much better with short hair!
Thats the most attractive I have ever seen her. Some good surgery during her pap blackout period, or just a vacation from self-destruction?
She just needs to accept that she needs to obey handlers if she is to be happy in life.
all three of these people could use a career makeover...brit looks especially refreshed...and i can only imagine that is because kfed officially has custody of the boys...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
she looks fresh and re-programmed
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Oh I am so happy I could just die.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 6:45pm.
ah, we all know when Daddy goes away, she will be a complete mess again.
here's hoping!... she's always been useless, now she's just boring
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"I can stand here, strong and thin.
I can laugh when this thing begins.
God, I feel so strong."
brit needs some serious facial exfoliation
yes Britney, go to the light....please
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
She looks a little greasy and her hair looks like it wasn't washed but atleast she's taking baby steps. There is a light at the end of the tunnel brit!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 20, 2008 - 3:11pm.
A sheep upside down on a small child made you think of me immediately? I can explain...
I'd say she looks good but it took like 2 fucking years to accomplish this! In that respect, I'd say she looks like shit!
ah, we all know when Daddy goes away, she will be a complete mess again.
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what? she didn't add "blimey"? I wonder actually what her accent is these days. I remember it went Indian at one point. Those were the days eh. Guess the accent. Dang. The reason she looks good is probably because she has a lot of GOOD makeup on. That's a really good, professional makeover. It's even made her chest just look like a bit of bad sun damage. Rather than the usual mess of rash and pimples and bright red skin and the like. She looks better made up.
she looks thinner and finally dressed nice. But still looks greasy with a bad weave. Well,at least she's taking her meds
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Unfitney & Jamie Lynn need a write a How To Be Good Mother handbook.
:0) & it's good to be back!
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
She doesn't look bad- light years better than earlier in the year. Looks pretty tired, too, which is weird, considering the kids are off her back for good.
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'deep fried twinkies"? mk, where did you hear about those? i thought southerners only knew about those....
Sigh
I miss comingback. We should catalog those posts soon as MK will probably be deleting the posts from older entries here like he's done with the others.
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@Sheeps,
In yahoos most emailed photos there is a picture of a sheep upside down on a small child. I thought of you immediately. The small child is one of Brit's boo-boos... j/k Trying to stay OT.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Hooters? There's no restaurant called "Flat ,yet Saggy Ass Dick-Suckers"?
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
parissucks,
Alright. But now we'll have to build them a Hooters as well, so that the three Paris fans will have someplace to work.
madam, I like it.
just don't forget to add the Paris fans...the three that are left....lol
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Here is a quick proposal for you guys. It's rough so we'll have to do some fine-tuning...
We take all the Britaloonies and Brangeloonies and build a small trailer park city called Britangeloonie Town. We will enclose this town in heavy reinforcement... electric fences, moats, and armed forces. Inside the town will just be padded housing for the insane simpletons, a shop where they can buy posters of celebrities and US Magazine, and a library that only supplies back issues of People Magazine and nothing else. We will put their meds directly into the drinking water. I see no reason why they can't have a Starbucks, a McDonalds, and a Chucky Cheese.
I'm open to other suggestions.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 20, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Sheeps, it's a very...intresting site. It even has a "magazine"!!
http://www.breatheheavy.com/magazines.php
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Britney will come back all right, she'll be reincarnated as a truck stop urinal. Karma's a bitch!
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Maybe we'll wind up getting a Britney-Jamie Lynn Variety Show out of all this....
DAE: thanks for being a sweetheart as always, and I'm glad you're back.
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 10:09pm.
That's OK. From what been said - thank heavens I wasn't here for it! I mean the JJers scare me on a normal day, so I can't even imagine what they must of been like to make everyone so worried.
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 5:15pm.
O she'll comeback alright - Celebrities are persistent. She'll come back as a talk show host, I'll tell ya what. She'll do her own musical interludes.
It'll be grand.
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yeah, I can see her cloggy pores twinkling in the Branson spotlights, uggghhhhhhh
Submitted by angel_i on July 20, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Strictly speaking, she knows more about singing and parenting than does Oprah. Her cooking skills are on a par with Rachel Ray's.
O she'll comeback alright - Celebrities are persistent. She'll come back as a talk show host, I'll tell ya what. She'll do her own musical interludes.
It'll be grand.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 20, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Sheeps they claim to be married with kids.
They reproduced?
Sheeps, ONTD has some of that posted....too funny that they think this "comeback" can still happen....I don't think it will....
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
DAE, that's a funny site. Did you see the huge bill for legal services, custody, etc? I like this scoop on her CD-in-progress:
"The songs are up tempo and there are some wicked heavy beats. She's built on the foundations she laid in her last album, Blackout."
"These tunes will change the way people think about Britney. A lot of people have messed her around over the years and she's bottled up all this anger and now she's just let it all out."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 20, 2008 - 10:00pm.
good point Sheeps, sorry if I am a little "wary" of it all......and yes, angel, DAE was not here to see it, which is why I am not annoyed or anything....just paranoid, I guess....
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I know some of what happened from reading the comments on the AJ thread yesterday.
@ angel - I know better than to go to JJ to get my Xtina fix!!
~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥
hahahaha tonicbitch...
DAE- sorry for the misunderstanding.....people have been quoting JJ here all week, so I figured it was them.....not that you have any idea what I am talking about, because you were away...lol
LOTS of fucking loonies in the world.....sheesh!
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"Look at me losing control,, thinking I had it all; when the feeling is this strong, I'm no longer the master of my emotions..."
- Tracy Chapman "For You"
PSL I understand. I guess I have a little bit of a 'tude so things like that dont bother me. But God help me if I ever meet a loonie in real life (one that goes batshit like DD's experience).
Sheeps they claim to be married with kids. I think some of them actually are, I def get a mom jeans vibe over there.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"