A Pepaw's Gotta Do What A Pepaw's Gotta Do
As you know, Ed McMahon is a pepaw in trouble. Ed is broke and can't pay his bills which could result in him losing his multi-million dollar pepaw kingdom. Well, has Ed resorted to pulling some fraudulent shit?
TMZ reports that Pepaw Ed filed a lawsuit against billionaire Robert Day and Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for a slip and fall at Robert's house. Ed broke his neck in the fall. He's suing for pepaw abuse and malpractice.
Last year, Pepaw Ed was making his way down Robert's entry stairs when he slipped and fell. He said there was no hand rail. I wonder if Pepaw Ed screamed, "I've fallen and I can't get up!" All elderly people should scream that when they fall.
Ed received treatment at Cedars, but he claims they didn't take an X-ray of his cervical spine even though he was moaning about neck pain. He left the hospital with a broken neck which he thinks is "elder abuse," because Cedars should know that old people are prone to such injuries. They also didn't give him a caramel square while treating him. They should know that a caramel square almost always makes an elderly bitch feel better.
Hey, can you blame a pepaw for trying? Ed needs fast cash! He better watch it though. The other side is going to try and trip him up one day. While Pepaw Ed is walking down the street in his neck brace, they are going to throw a bottle of Sherry at him. Ed will tackle that shit like he's Jerry Rice. I watch "Dateline." I know how they trick bitches.
Wow, he's pretty late in his law suit. The man should have taken better care of his earnings. He's made more money then most & now wants sympathy, PUHLEAZE! Go live in a trailer you jerk!
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Ed should pimp out his whore of a young wife that has spent all his cash!!!!
I'll be the first in line for $250 for an hour of naughty times
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Submitted by juni on July 21, 2008 - 4:49am.
You are so right he must get a military stipend for his serviceWhat does Pepaw Ed get maybe 30 grand a year he and his feeloading Ho could find a 3 starr trailer park in the valley.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Am I supposed to feel sorry that he went through all his millions earned by being a huckster?
Poor guy, he should get himself locked up in a mental institute. I hear people there live to be 112. He could even do art and leave all worries behind :)
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 20, 2008 - 9:52pm.
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He might fall in the restroom after they just mopped it...oops there goes another lawsuit.
Well maybe you could get some $$$ for taking his Pepaw ass there.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Seeing him in such a decrepit state just makes me want to take him to Coco's for senior discount pancakes.
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I wonder if Pepaw Ed screamed, "I've fallen and I can't get up!" All elderly people should scream that when they fall.
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Haha! My limited experiences tell me that they often do, in fact;P
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I think he oughta step up and do some Viagra ads. Heck - if Viagra can help that wrinkled old pepaw kielbasa, it can help anything.
If Pepeaw Ed would just dump the Ho he married that would solve all his problems.Shit the damn bitch spends a million $$$ a year if she just got her face done that would be a great start. Maybe Pepaw Ed could pimp her out Lord knows he's good at pimping product.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 20, 2008 - 8:10pm.
meh, i'm ok... nothin' a 'lil drinky drinky won't fix... i gotta stick with my strengths!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 20, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Hiya doll.
Didn't I read recently that you were down in the dumps?
Feeling better?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 20, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Ed, kiss my ass.
Pudge is gonna get jealous!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
wouldn't he just make more money to take out insurance and die?
dang, can I take out insurance on him....hmmm
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
He needs to shut the fuck up. He spent all his money. People used to be ashamed to do that shit. Now they just try to hijack other people's money via litigation.
We read that Ed used to have $20 million
Did he waste it all on hustlerfish(aka 'wives')?
Discuss!
Sorry but I have no sympathy. I'm still pissed off about all of that Publisher's Clearing House shit he pawned off as legit.
Back in the early 90's I was visiting some friends in LA and PePaw lived two floors above them in the penthouse. It was a pretty rowdy place, lots of money and young royalty from Saudi, ect.
Anyway, they told stories of him being shitfaced all of the time wandering around in his robe and getting locked out on the roof at least twice a week. I saw him once while I was there in the hot tub. He looked like he was going to croak back then.
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Pretty sad behavior by a WW II and Korean War Marine fighter pilot.
Ed is so behind the times.
A slip & fall at The Ivy is the way to go now.
And he won't have to worry about the paparazzi taking snaps of his crotch.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 20, 2008 - 12:22pm.
what in the name of a holy fuck did he do with all that money he made all those years?
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truthfully not sure how many ex wives there might be around collecting money of him.
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eeewww, just wondering how many minor CHILDREN his old nutsack's responsible for, too.
You are a genius.
This is what happens when dumb old pepaws marry money-hungry sluts half their age. Trophy wife needed a bigger mansion, newer benz, more credit cards. That probably would have been fine if the old fool didn't fall and break his neck. No income + tons of debt = this fucking mess.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 20, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Spend what you make, and don't save/invest anything. It's probably even easier to do if you're making a lot of money and in a high income milieu.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 20, 2008 - 12:22pm.
what in the name of a holy fuck did he do with all that money he made all those years?
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truthfully not sure how many ex wives there might be around collecting money of him. Only know that it is reported that his current wife has a big shopping habit. Bitch spends a couple hundred grand in Beverly hills a month. I have no pity or her cause after he dies she is going to spend herself into a trailer park.
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then he must be super duper dumb, I cannot even imagine how much he made on johnny carson.
and all the ads he did. shit!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 20, 2008 - 12:22pm.
what in the name of a holy fuck did he do with all that money he made all those years?
Like most Americans, he's obviously dumb when it comes to money.
what in the name of a holy fuck did he do with all that money he made all those years?
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File this under, "You can't make this shit up".
Love the caramel square line. :)
See, THIS is what DMX should've done: SUED that Phoenix hospital; then it's legal to skip on the med bill until the suit is resolved. American way all the way, I say.
It is sad that he broke his neck, but his desperation is even more sad.
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Guess those spa tub and Hoveround commercials aren't paying the bills, huh?
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Bet he's hoping the Reader's Digest Van pulls up at his house and hands him a big check!
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I feel sorry for Ed. I mean, the poor old man can't even die in a multi-million dollar house in peace. Give him a break!
Actually, tbh, I don't feel all that sorry for him. I think he needs to jump off the pity train and move to an old folk's home with the rest of the senior citizens.
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damn, can't Publishers Clearinghouse break him off some of those millions?
I just pissed my pants at this whole story! curse you!
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