Dear Kelly Taylor, Say Your Prayers!

Brenda Walsh will officially return to Beverly Hills to seek vengeance on those who have wronged her! Kelly Taylor better take refuge in the Peach Pit basement. The producers of the "90210" spin-off have announced that Brenda will be back. They can fire those other hos now, because the only bitch that belongs on that show has returned.

Shannen's spokeswhore also confirmed it, “Shannen is looking forward to returning to 90210." She's also looking forward to giving Kelly Taylor a concrete smile.

You know this crazy bitch is going to freak out and get fired AGAIN! Even a Valium overdose couldn't control Shannen's insanity. I just hope she goes out with a bang this time.

The producers said that Brenda will be a visiting drama teacher who comes to West Beverly High to direct a musical. Kelly is one of the counselors at West Bev.

A drama teacher?! This makes sense. Brenda proved she was a true thespian when she auditioned for "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." Remember how that dumb slut Laura tried to kill herself in the theater after Brenda got the role? I hated Laura! Clip below:

VIVA BRENDA!

Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 21, 2008 - 7:20pm.

EWEWEWEW! I hated the entire cast of this show. My roommates used to make me watch that crap. ugh.
Brenda had to be the worst. She was so fucking ugly and thought she was the shit.
Annoying!
And horrible actors, all of them. lol
The only reason Brenda got that part was because she blew the acting coach. hahaha

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Submitted by blueberry on July 21, 2008 - 4:22pm.

Gotta love Brenda!!! She's the only reason I'm gonna watch this shit.

Submitted by militarygirl9 on July 21, 2008 - 5:14am.

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Submitted by militarygirl9 on July 21, 2008 - 5:14am.

Submitted by Disco Punk-Rockah on July 20, 2008 - 10:37am.

You know I spent a whole hour researching Shannen's freak eye... Disturbing! not even cosmetic surgery could fix her eye... sadness

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 20, 2008 - 10:20am.

The producers have her listed as a recurring character, so they can bring her in and out for sweeps.

I say there should be an episode where she bitch-slaps the new guidance counselor.

Sorry, Jennie!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by peaches on July 20, 2008 - 8:52am.

I was like a closeted Brendaloonie backy then! I wanted to cut my hair like her's, but my hair was too wavy! I hated Kelly when she stole Dylan! I stoped watching after that!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 20, 2008 - 8:48am.

*Chuckle* I regret not watch this crap show. It's fabulous trash. And I mean that in a good way. The above clip was hilarious!

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 20, 2008 - 3:07am.

I'll never be happy unless Dylan McKay comes back. He's this century's Fabian.

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Tick tock, tick tock, take a chance you stupid ho.

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AIM dreamhypnotique

Submitted by LaureChar on July 20, 2008 - 12:15am.

OH YES... my favorite random character: LAURA was a NUTBALL!!!

Submitted by gucci on July 19, 2008 - 10:19pm.

I love shannon D to death i don't care what people say about her!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by paris herpes on July 19, 2008 - 10:05pm.

Brenda the Bitch is BACK!

Your face!

Submitted by Madam Pince on July 19, 2008 - 10:03pm.

I wouldn't count on her making the final cut. Bitch is always throwing fits and getting tossed out on her ass -- anyone remember Charmed?!?

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 19, 2008 - 9:08pm.

Submitted by madam ex on July 19, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Another hasbeen whore, eithe she sould be on Dancin w/stars of Celebrity Circus, but Im hoping for the next Celeb Rehab.
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Oooh! Yes! *clap, clap*. Celeb Rehab! And she's in for anger management at the same time Foxy Brown is in for the same thing, and both of them FAIL when they go at it in an all out cat fight brawl...Meow! Oh, my dream show...Foxy would TOTALLY kick Brenda's ass, but Brenda would start that shit, so she totally deserves it....It all started over some Dylan shit..or Dealin' shit...Whatevs...TOTALLY HOT!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 19, 2008 - 8:57pm.

Eh, I'd rather watch 90210 Season 1 on DVD:)

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by madam ex on July 19, 2008 - 8:22pm.

Another hasbeen whore, eithe she sould be on Dancin w/stars of Celebrity Circus, but Im hoping for the next Celeb Rehab.

Submitted by laurensav35 on July 19, 2008 - 8:11pm.

i think you should post a diff 90210 clip everyday.

Submitted by suzanita on July 19, 2008 - 8:10pm.

its bruce bitches...

Deb.. Annie found out that whats his face's vasectomy didn't take... shes been plotting this pregnancy for like a month.. the baby is probably her brothers...

Submitted by suzanita on July 19, 2008 - 8:08pm.

its bruce bitches...

shannen was at her best in the Lifetime original movie with the guy from knots landing who could have been her grandfather and she was fucking him and stalking him and he was scared.. she showed her true evil and I am hoping that come through in the 90210"Golden Years edition"...and just hoping these young 90210ites give the fear that she has so earned..

Submitted by yeah_bwackey on July 19, 2008 - 7:47pm.

I'll now be able to watch this shit. If she wasn't in it, I wouldn't bother. I just wonder if Tori Spelling is still on board...I've heard different things. I will say this, I just Netflixed "So NoTORIous" and gotta say, I never thought I'd actually like her, but I do after seeing that.

Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 7:27pm.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 19, 2008 - 6:53pm.

Wanna play "quarters", Karen? I bet I can drink you under the table. ;))

Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 19, 2008 - 7:23pm.

Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I'm nursing a future hangover.
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Me too. And hating on the Sunday to come...

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Umm, and DAE??? That "hanger" bitch second to the end was unbelievably nasty. Thank you!!!!

Submitted by Sheeps on July 19, 2008 - 7:20pm.

New member Rockwell: like your funny avie.

Submitted by christine the hoff on July 19, 2008 - 7:18pm.

deb
oh, for sure.
on topic, the daytime soap I watch has a guy who had a vasectomy (twice) and his new wife is preg.
another WTF moment.

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

Submitted by Rockwell on July 19, 2008 - 7:08pm.

I’ve never understood how this hacktress had a career beyond playing an orphan in ‘Little House On The Prairie.’ She is craptastically awful! Not to mention that freakish eye. Mad TV did a skit a few years back that captures it perfectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm9Jew6oIBQ

“One of her eyes is the size of a peppercorn!"

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 7:05pm.

CTH,
It is all good. Let's just move on with it all. I am a tuff little puddy.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Submitted by christine the hoff on July 19, 2008 - 7:03pm.

day and night soaps are always a little fucked.

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

Submitted by christine the hoff on July 19, 2008 - 7:01pm.

Deb
don't remember if I got the chance to tell you how truly sorry I am that that bullshit went down.
and you're correct, never let them win!

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 19, 2008 - 6:59pm.

@ mike - I did warn you! ;0)

@ cth - Thank you!! lol

@ Euphoria - *graps Euphoria's note pad* *rewrites* Must ALWAYS click.

@ Justina - Yay!!

@ Dot - They're not THAT bad....*thinks* well, the last one is, the rest are all pretty...safe?

@ PSL - Now you know what to expect....click more! lol ;0)

@ DeBFH - well, thanks! i still have on my bedroom wall, a pic of Unfitney from her hot days....*sigh* I can't bring myself to take it down.

~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥

Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 6:49pm.

Double post edit and a 'grumble'. Damn. I'm so old my slippers walk on their own.

Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 6:48pm.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 6:13pm.

Hi DOT!
Good to see you too. Of course I am still here. All that other stuff is soooo history and everyday is a new day.

Aww, Deb, this is reason one billion in one why I love you! *soft puppy lick and kitten kiss*

I hope you are doing well, baby girl. I truly enjoy your posts and your kindness here. :)

Shan is Irish. I'm part Irish. Yup. That's all I got for the topic. lol

Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 6:44pm.

Submitted by Justina on July 19, 2008 - 6:11pm.

She better be a bump snortn' pill poppin' alcoholic or I ain't watching.

LMAO! INDEED.

My mirror is a reality show unto itself. Really.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 6:43pm.

Hi DOT!
Good to see you too. Of course I am still here. All that other stuff is soooo history and everyday is a new day.

8-)

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Submitted by Justina on July 19, 2008 - 6:41pm.

She better be a bump snortn' pill poppin' alcoholic or I ain't watching.

Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 6:40pm.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 6:06pm.

DEB, hey, sweet hairless puddy-tat...you stickin' around? Good to see you, darling lady!

I'm not touchin' DAE's links with a ten foot pole. I'm trying to keep my food down enough as it is. lol

Shan makes me want to punch her in the face and I'm not a violent person but something about that pretentious little snoot just socks me sideways and brings out the worst in me.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 19, 2008 - 6:39pm.

Perez has her storyline as being a successful actress/director...who knows, and who cares?

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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"

Submitted by Justina on July 19, 2008 - 6:36pm.

So Brenda only became a drama teacher??? That's LAME. Didn't bitch leave Beverly Hills to become a famous actress?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 19, 2008 - 6:36pm.

as soon as I read Kelly Taylor was a Guidance Counselor, I knew I'd never watch this. Anyone who watched 90210 would knw Kelly would never be a HS Guidance Counselor! A little continuity please?

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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 6:36pm.

DAE,
See this is why I missed you. That last picture was just tragic...

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Submitted by Euphoria on July 19, 2008 - 6:35pm.

I say they should bring Shannen back as a coked-out alkie with a chip on her shoulder.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 19, 2008 - 6:33pm.

hahahahha DAE- I usually don't click on your icky links, but I did this time....had to share them as MS comments.....hahahahha

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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"

Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 6:30pm.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 19, 2008 - 5:51pm.

DAE, thanks, hon but I'll pass as I see that other dlisters are thoroughly grossed out. My curious itchy trigger finger might click later but for now I'm witholding my clicker twitch. lol

Submitted by Justina on July 19, 2008 - 6:30pm.

I always click, I can't help it!

Submitted by Euphoria on July 19, 2008 - 6:28pm.

DAE *hurls up breakfast, lunch AND last night's dinner* when will I learn not to click? *writing note to self...DO NOT CLICK!*

Submitted by christine the hoff on July 19, 2008 - 6:25pm.

DAE
grossness!

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

Submitted by mike on July 19, 2008 - 6:23pm.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 19, 2008 - 5:51pm.

Damn you! I'd held onto my lunch until the last one.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 19, 2008 - 6:21pm.

Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 10:32pm.
inspiration to masterbate

Pictures to er...help. The following pics a NSFW (espically the last one - click at own risk!!)

http://www.chubby-fat-girls.com/Images/2007/12/fat-milf.jpg

http://autumnwynds.com/new_site/images/mem_pre_09L.jpg

http://216.110.185.88/bars/private/x-droopy-boobs.jpg

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared-blogs/palmbeach/cerabino/beer%20gut....

http://a.bebo.com/app-image/6486095948/i.idlestudios.com/img/q/u/08/04/1...

~♥~'Strong women inspire me - who dont do things just to win the approval of others. My mother was a strong role model. She's an amazing woman to endure what she did in my childhood.'~Xtina~♥

Submitted by mike on July 19, 2008 - 6:19pm.

I've disliked Shannon from WAY back. I recall the humorless, self-important, histrionic teenager she played on some show that aired Sunday nights. I can't recall the name, but it had fucking Wilford "Di-a-BEE-tis" Brimley on it playing her grandfather.

Submitted by waterbucket on July 19, 2008 - 6:15pm.

Brenda is so hot.

Submitted by christine the hoff on July 19, 2008 - 6:13pm.

aww
faux noose.
no way.

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."