Keep That Money Close
First of all, that dude in between Mimi and Nick is in deep prayer. He's asking God, "Please God, help me remember to address her as 'her butterfly highness' or it's back to working security at Rite-Aid."
Nick Cannon kept his bank account close as he left Mr. Chow last night. You know he uses Mighty Putty to keep her hand bonded to his. He's smart. Don't let that money of out of your sight!
Wait, is that bitch wearing pasties underneath her skin-tight dress? I hope they are shaped like Hello Kitty, unicorns or Mickey Mouse.
I'm also surprised that Mimi and Nick are still married. It's almost been 3-months! That's impressive. If they make it to one full year, I swear I'll give up dick for an hour.
Here's the butterfly tramp and her child bride at Mr. Chow last night. A broken Cristiano Ronaldo was also there. Those are the ugliest crutches ever. He could have taken time out from waxing his eyebrows to bedazzle that shit or something.
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Thems ain't pasties. Thems is hubcaps.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Would Memaw Mimi please hire a stylist already?
Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 2:18pm.
if it's a crime, i'm in dddeeeeeeppp shit!... goin' away for a long time!
OT: "Hello Kitty, unicorns or Mickey Mouse"... i still can't tell, DAMN this cheap magnifying glass!... and the research goes on
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"I hold the key, to the world's security.
Any price they'll pay to me, pay to me."
Let us not forget he also had a song called "Gigolo" with the climatic and profound lyrics "I'm a gigolo spending lots of dough"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Ha! You impregnate half of the dlisted women and YOU have room to talk! *wink*
I'm still waiting on my symbol to show up. If not, you got some serious splainin' to do, Rickyyyyyyyyy!
I can't help it. I like looking at round, full, perky boobs (preferably with hard nips). Is that a crime? Sheesh!
Could any two twats be more irrelevant than these two? Gaaaa!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I swear I'll give up dick...(for an hour). Bwahahaha! Not me, Nick.
Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 2:11pm.
admitting it is the first step!
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"I hold the key, to the world's security.
Any price they'll pay to me, pay to me."
Sorry. I'm sitting here mesmerized by Mimi's perky, uplifted breasts. Damn. It's true. I'm just as bad as a male.
Is it just me or does he always look exhausted now?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
The guy between them looks like hottie Jason Isaacs.
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/jason-isaacs-i-robot-world-premi...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
fuck, that Ronaldo HAS to be Ricky Martin's brother
& Mimi: still Miss Piggy's buffet line stunt double
I remember a couple of years ago Nick Cannon had a hip hop single called "Dime Piece."
Yeah, he's wack.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 19, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Several more reasons why never to eat at Mr. Chow.
How about it? Can you imagine having to wait on all this trash regularly? Oh the stories the wait staffs at this place and The Ivy must have!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Nick Cannon must be one great fvk. There's just no other explanation for Mimi humiliating herself like this!
if they just spent weeks in the Bahams, why is she so pale? Mariah likes the beach......I guess they were "busy" inside........yeah right.....
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Several more reasons why never to eat at Mr. Chow.