Keep That Money Close
First of all, that dude in between Mimi and Nick is in deep prayer. He's asking God, "Please God, help me remember to address her as 'her butterfly highness' or it's back to working security at Rite-Aid."
Nick Cannon kept his bank account close as he left Mr. Chow last night. You know he uses Mighty Putty to keep her hand bonded to his. He's smart. Don't let that money of out of your sight!
Wait, is that bitch wearing pasties underneath her skin-tight dress? I hope they are shaped like Hello Kitty, unicorns or Mickey Mouse.
I'm also surprised that Mimi and Nick are still married. It's almost been 3-months! That's impressive. If they make it to one full year, I swear I'll give up dick for an hour.
Here's the butterfly tramp and her child bride at Mr. Chow last night. A broken Cristiano Ronaldo was also there. Those are the ugliest crutches ever. He could have taken time out from waxing his eyebrows to bedazzle that shit or something.
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Those implants do nothing but make Mariah look fat.
And as for Cristiano, he is the hottest thing around right now. Dont hate on him I mean you cant. Hes not a douch bag, he is talented and he is not American. All good in my book.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
"Man there are some Ronaldo haters up in here. Yeah he looks like a greasy guido, but the man is a BRILLANT footballer."
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"A greasy guido?" And you say stop hating? Law student?
Don't offend Italians, and don't link us with anyone else. Ronaldo is beautiful. I don't care what nationality he is.
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i am so amazed that this joke of a marriage between mimi and nick is still on...i keep waiting for ashton k to jump from the bushes and tell us all this is a joke...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
She's looking slimmer, used to be a right fucking porker did Mariah.
Man there are some Ronaldo haters up in here. Yeah he looks like a greasy guido, but the man is a BRILLANT footballer.
The tan is deep because he is portuguese with Arab/African ancestry. Stop Hating!
Submitted by peaches on July 19, 2008 - 11:19pm.
He wants to play for real madrid (beckham use to play for them after playing in the same team that ronaldo is playing know)but his team wont sell him he is a "slave" , yeah right he gets pay 132,000 euros a week
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Gawd! I hope this renoldo hot piece isn't pulling a beckham and selling out to Hollywood and playing for the la galaxy!
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Ronaldo is a total skank.
Ronaldo's crutches were stolen from the set of Something About Mary.
he looks like her son. i bet he bails in 6 month, cause she's crazy
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i'm just amazed she has on a full length dress!!
Submitted by Justina on July 19, 2008 - 3:17pm.
I'm not a big Mimi fan but I've gained new respect for her since she started cougaring it up. Hats off to Mimi. She should marry Soulja Boy after she divorces Nick.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Mimi looks happy??!!and nick looks like a douche
Ps:Mk dont limit yourself by only posting about Cristiano and Becks there are thousand of hotter , controversial and talented footballers, Perfect thighs Lampard, Good boy Fabregas,Bad hair Torres,perfect ass cannavaro ,Jesus boy Kaka, I could go on and on
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by laurensav35 on July 19, 2008 - 7:14pm.
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I love Leona Lewis.
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Louise Sammons
i hate to say this, but she looks pretty good. i hope i look like that at her age. but i do miss old mariah from fantasy and earlier. leona lewis is bringing it back, though.
oooo i want unicorn pasties! i didnt even know they had those.
She has like a million dresses like that in different colors. She's totally stuck in the 90s b-girl look that was popular for like 3 minutes. Reminds me of In Living Color and I love the fact that the dress is the exact brown shade of Cannon's skin. This is FUCKIN devotion, kids! Coming from someone who lives in Unicorn and Rainbow Land, that's A LOT!
Your face!
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I thought that her pasties were really hubcaps but I have since changed my mind. They are those dessert size Chinette Plates...
Gotta have sumpthin' to cover those mountains.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Mimi's hair may be flat, but dem titties sure ain't!
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I'm not a big Mimi fan but I've gained new respect for her since she started cougaring it up. Hats off to Mimi. She should marry Soulja Boy after she divorces Nick.
That is the ugliest poop brown dress Mimi has on... Not that she usually wears anything nice... All of her clothes look like they are from Merri-Go-Round or whatever that store was... And did she blow up her tits more? I swear she looked so much better without those nasty implants.
Did you notice how that poop brown dress is EXACTLY the same shade of brown as her husband's hand. Now that's true devotion.
If they make it to one full year, I swear I'll give up dick for an hour.
LMAO! An hour is a long time MK. You can tide yourself over with some hot links.
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
P.S. The skin on this Cristiano dude reminds me of Slim Jims.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 19, 2008 - 1:31pm.
I'm sure we'd love to hear your friend at the Ivy's stories.
You can tell them as blind items, or just name names!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This shit just reeks of desperation.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on July 19, 2008 - 3:27pm.
I'm going to laugh my ass off when they split, especially since Nick got that dumbass tatt on his back.
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no worries, I'm sure it's a food coloring tat
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 19, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Would Memaw Mimi please hire a stylist already?
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She DOES have a stylist. She PAYS someone to make her look like this, otherwise she'd leave the house in a bikini and 6" heels.
I still love Mariah, but she reminds me of this ugly, fat bitch I used to PA for who would ask me if she looked good at least 20 times a day. And I would always say "yes, you're gorgeous" cos she was paying me. I know how Nick must feel.
Submitted by moonmaid on July 19, 2008 - 2:20pm
Well, this all explains why he always looks so tired lately to me...Mimi's sucking the life out of him (probably literally)
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I'm going to laugh my ass off when they split, especially since Nick got that dumbass tatt on his back.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Actually, i would rewrite the caption for this to say, "He keeps his cash cow close..."
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@boomsy - LOL - yes, but she says it in a "itty bitty giwly voice" gag, i just made myself nauseous...
The guys face behind Mimi, says it all
Maybe Brandon Davis is Ronaldo's hero....
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
She always has this dopey, dreamy smile/expression nowadays.
Sex face.
@moonmaid: Ok, that's even worse. The first thing that popped in my head was her cooing "give it to me daddy". *shudder*
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
@ boomsy, naah, I bet she makes little girly squealy noises like "ooh! ooh! ooh!"
She's quite the girly girl.
Submitted by Le_CUNT on July 19, 2008 - 1:49pm
Eww, and I'm willing to bet she's a talker/animal noise maker, too.
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i think she looks really "fresh"...he must be hitting the spot
These two look like they've been going at it non-stop! Bunny love...
Submitted by s. on July 19, 2008 - 2:37pm.
why is cristiano ronaldo always sweating?
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Because he knows Parasite is waiting around some corner, ready to try and hump him.
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
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Submitted by s. on July 19, 2008 - 2:37pm.
why is cristiano ronaldo always sweating?
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That's not sweat. It's grease!
why is cristiano ronaldo always sweating?
Ronaldo should stop sunbathing. NOW! He has the tan of a grilled chicken. So not sexy.
And those hideous earrings...
Slime eel!
Though I dislike her immensely, I think she is fug beyond all that is fugly and her voice is not unlike an injured banshee, she does have a nice figure and is aging well.
It pained me to type that but at least I've fulfilled my masochistic requirements for today.
"just" Deb:
I have a friend who used to work at the Ivy, which is how I found out about Paris's bulimia a couple of years ago...
he had some good stories....
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 19, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Am I a bad person for laughing at a guy on crutches?
nah, you're a bad person if you swipe a guy on crutches... trust me, i know
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Am I a bad person for laughing at a guy on crutches? He just looks funny.
"He could have taken time out from waxing his eyebrows to bedazzle that shit or something."
MK, you crack me up!
How old is he exactly? It's so odd to see young men and women nowadays who are in their twenties and already have lined foreheads like 40-year-olds.
On the other hand, that's what Botox is for, eh?
She's sure getting old for the look she likes to sport around.
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