Saturday, July 19th 2008
Dyan Cannon Is Really Hot
Did you know Dyan Cannon, star of "Heaven Can Wait," is like a 100 years old or something? Ok, she's really 71, but still! She looks hot for someone that was born during the Great Depression! I wonder if she lived in Hooverville?
She was also Cary Grant's fourth wife! Ancient! Anciently hot. Yes, I know she's been under the knife at least a dozen times, but she hasn't crossed over into Joan Van Ark territory, yet. I remember when I saw her on "Ally McBeal," and found out she was like 60 at the time! Memaw with a sexy bod.
Anyway, here's the total GILF leaving Mr. Chow on Thursday night. I also threw in some pictures of that old bag Doris Roberts. She's only 6 or 7 years older than Dyan.
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she was pretty great at acting like steve sanders was hot bitch! and this was when he rocked the blond curly mullet! she wasn't bad, and she lasted 2 seasons.i dont know if shes done anything since tho.
she was pretty great at acting like steve sanders was hot bitch! and this was when he rocked the blond curly mullet! she wasn't bad, and she lasted 2 seasons.i dont know if shes done anything since tho.
Submitted by andrea on July 20, 2008 - 11:24am.
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I googled her. She looks like she'd be their daughter.
There will never be another one like Cary. *sigh*
Is she a decent actress?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 19, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Wasn't she a TV evanglist with Gary Busey awhile ago?
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She's a born-again Christian who is also jewish. Some kind of nutty minister.
I think California girls are brain-disabled because of all the peroxide seeping into their heads.
on a 90210 trivia note, Dyan is the mother of Jennifer Grant (her daughter with Cary Grant) who played Celeste, the chick who dated Steve during the gangs' senior year and into college. Steve met her while competing a game show wit Brandon. It was called 'Love At First Sight'.
You can't talk about Dyan Cannon and not mention Rock n Roll mom!!! That movie was the SHIT!
~faith salon...a face full of fashion.
Submitted by bourgie on July 19, 2008 - 10:24pm.
I like Dyan but she's rocking that skanky housewives of Beverly hills look. That means desperately trying to hold un to what passes for youth. beverly hills has got to have some of the worst dressed women ever! Damn, what happed to the elegance and chicness of that town? It seems like there was some sort of boat lift of women from Boca Raton and dropped them in Beverly hills.
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Indeed.Old skanx from BH look like choir girls next to the skanx of Broward & PB counties.If there is a template for gold digging...high maintenance...& Peter Pan-ish denial... it was created there.
This hot bitch was married to Cary Grant...that was one sexxay man. (Yeah, I've heard the bi/gay rumors, but I don't care.)
Birth name: Samile Diane Friesen. I dig her date in pics 3 and 5. Another old LA hipster.
the hands "claws" are scurry as hell!! Memaw hands! My aunt is 85 and has better hands. Palmolive, bitches...
the face is a little reminescent of Carrot Top...
she looks real good under strobelite I'm sure, sunshine, not so much...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I meant air lift lol!!!
I like Dyan but she's rocking that skanky housewives of Beverly hills look. That means desperately trying to hold un to what passes for youth. beverly hills has got to have some of the worst dressed women ever! Damn, what happed to the elegance and chicness of that town? It seems like there was some sort of boat lift of women from Boca Raton and dropped them in Beverly hills.
She was the main prosecutor on Ally McBeal as i recall. One of the lawyers had the hots for her. But she looks more haggardly thin here then she did on the show. That reminds me how bad Calista started to look on the show, she got really really flat and lost all her boobs. Dark times!
Your face!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 19, 2008 - 6:13pm.
Don't forget the guys: Sly Stallone?
Wait - is this good or bad...?
I have Lindsay Lohan for good.
and, I guess, Melanie Griffith for ...gooder...?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 19, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 19, 2008 - 5:30pm.
List of good plastic surgery...(not in any order)
Joan Van Ark
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Shauna Sand...
Phoebe Price...
And the grandmama of 'em all, the cat lady herself...No, you whores not me! *huff*....
Jocelyn Wildenstein ....
That's some quality ass surgery right there, folks...Don't be jelly....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why not Joan Rivers while you're at it? lol
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 19, 2008 - 5:30pm.
List of good plastic surgery...(not in any order)
Joan Van Ark
glad she fixed that wattle (although I'm sure she got a good check from Ally McBeal)
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 19, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Tigerlily:
Also Jaclyn Smith
Helen Mirren ( she has HAD to have had something, lol)
...I'm thinking of more...
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OMG! How could I not a'member Jacklyn Smith? I want to grind that bitch up in my blender and drink her in the hopes of obtaining her be-yooo-tay...Ok, I just want to eat her ass as the carnivore I am...but,
No, but seriously, if I had me some moneys, I'd totally let JS's face butcher rearrange my tigerness....Unforch, I be a po' ass pussy so I'm gonna age like the rest of all the po' hags. Shout out! (but hell, at least I won't be a victim of BAD plastic surgery!)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlily:
Also Jaclyn Smith
Helen Mirren ( she has HAD to have had something, lol)
...I'm thinking of more...
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Hiya sweetie! Xo Oh well, at least she got the pants right LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
OMG! I forgot Chrisite Brinkly!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This is plastic surgery done right, plain and simple. I mean bitch will say "vegan diet" and/or Pilates and shit like that, but...HELL TO THE NAW...
But I approve. If it looks good, put that shit out on your front portch...
List of good plastic surgery...(not in any order)
1) Dyan Canon
2) Sophia Loren
3) Raquelle Welch
4) Michelle Pffeifer
5) Bo Derek
Who else? These ho's don't "age gracefully". Don't kid yourselves....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 19, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Iheart! *kisses*
Actually I think that's the style of shirt, not the underwire bra thingie. lol
Dumb old broad, the knot is supposed to go UNDER your tits!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Yes, Dot.
I would happen to agree. But then I found out she's a bitch. So fuck her - she gotsta get some age-appropriate clothing now;P
One person's bitch is another person's princess! -And, besides. I love bitches. lol
Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 5:10pm.
But then I found out she's a bitch. So fuck her - she gotsta get some age-appropriate clothing now
hahahahahahaha
Yes, Dot.
I would happen to agree. But then I found out she's a bitch. So fuck her - she gotsta get some age-appropriate clothing now;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Oh get the fuck over it. Dress how you feel. I happen to love the feeling of all cotton muumuus now even though I'm a size "small"...why? Comfy! I can wear jeans and shit but most of that stuff I gave to my daughter who is the same size as me but in the end WHO FUCKING CARES?
You all DO realize how fucking SHORT life is right? So if memaw can wear the jeans and actually look OK in them good on her. It's not like she's some 500 pound whaler trying to rock those jeans.
Let gran-gran rock. She sure as hell beats the socks off of my mom's fugly, overly inflated, self-important fat ass.
Recently saw her in Boynton Beach Club, I actually watched the entire crappy movie because I was so fascinated by what was her apparently recent plastic surgery/lip plumping. And I had no idea she was still around working. Glad to see the surgery "settled in" and the lips aren't as goofy looking.
Be that as it may there is nothing that can be done for memaw hands, nothing. Still, bitch looks good for her age but the outfits make her look totally foolish.
her feet look like they belong on of those gargoyles that hang off a 150 year old building
Cary married her in the 70s. It was the acid, I tell you!
I like Doris Roberts. Can't hate on her; she was in Grandma's Boy.
Her tummy skin is totally different from the rest of her and way too smooth...I think it's probably one of those "lose a size" girdles you see advertised in informercials.
Dyan and Doris are ageless. LIKE them. :)
This is what all Lohans look like at 15.
Yeah - it's like Dyan went one way and Doris went the other...if they could just meet in the middle somewhere with those clothing choices...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
She totally does not look 71, and she is in good shape, but I think she's looking way to skanky and trashy, like she's trying too hard to be a teenager. Let it go Girl... wear some flattering and current clothes, ditch the excessive hair length, ditch the belly shirt/low-cut pants combo, and she'd be far more attractive.
Also her head looks huge compared to her body - what is that all about? photos or for real?
And Doris does look great... she too could wear some clothes that are a little hipper and still look fab.
She makes me think of a teacher I had in high school, who was at that time in her 40s or maybe even early 50s, who wore her 20-something daughter's clothes all the time. Same teacher would spend class sitting on a stool, crossing and uncrossing her legs and fiddling with the buttons on her shirt.
And oh yes: Doris's skin looks better.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Dyan is looking nasty. She shouldnt show her belly like that! Doris may be older but looks MUCH MUCH better since she is staying within the boundaries of age appropriateness...
Her gyno hears napalm blowing off when she's in the exam room.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 19, 2008 - 11:05am.
She's old enough to distinctly remember when the US nuked Japan and the McCarthy era and all that.
hahahahaha. If not before all that.
She looks really hot, especially for her age, but them arms kinda freak me out. Those are some old lady arms.....and Michael, when are u gonna take me balls deep, baby.
I liked her in that movie "Deathtrap". She has a screechy hyena laugh though.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 19, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I don't know about those white pants, though.
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After menopause, I may be brave enough to wear white pants again too.
Wasn't she a TV evanglist with Gary Busey awhile ago?
She looks good, but she could cut some of the ratty old hair off - if it is her hair. Plus, why does her face look so huge? I like that she dresses hip. I still think it looks okay on someone near death.
She is like a Monet. She really looks good from afar. Don't get too close or you turn to stone. Oh, and she's a Laker Fan.
It's cool that she's old enough to watch the world change and be able to comment on it from personal experience. She's old enough to distinctly remember when the US nuked Japan and the McCarthy era and all that.
I don't know about those white pants, though. I applaud her efforts to stay on the cutting edge [of fashion]. Most older ladies wear pant suits from Sears and ask waiters if they offer pudding and cake without sugar.
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