Birthday Sluts

Happy birthday M.E.!

happy bday to slash, omar epps and all the bday sluts today...

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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

Submitted by M.E. on July 23, 2008 - 11:10am.
Uhm, I think if I come in here tonight after martini's my post might look like this:

gdi;kwerp werp4ptaer!! LOl!! wrolw398l HA!

Well, yeah, exactly. That stuff's funny as hell to me.

Happy B-day M.E...

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Happy Birthday, M.E.!

I've got a cocktail and green sugar madness for ya!!!

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

I am waiting for someone to braid that hair around his belly button. Please don't forget to put a barrette at the end. Just teasing Daniel!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Happy Birthday to Michelle Williams, Omar Epps Marlon Wayans, Charisma Carpenter, and
Stephanie Seymour.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

why the hell is don Pussmus on this list MK? shame on you.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

M. E.,
Sorry to be late on this but I hope you drink enough to make sailor's weep. Happy Birfday!

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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.

HAppy Birthday to the hot bitches Woody Harrelson, Daniel Radcliff and Slash!

Submitted by Sheeps on July 23, 2008 - 9:41am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 23, 2008 - 10:01am.
Sheeps, PSL, Mrs. K, Gina - thank you again horz!!!!
I shall be thinking of you while I consume copius amounts of alcohol and chinese food tonight! LMAO!

Cool!! Just remember to sign in this evening and report back on how it went.
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Uhm, I think if I come in here tonight after martini's my post might look like this:

gdi;kwerp werp4ptaer!! LOl!! wrolw398l HA!

*rolls eyes*

Submitted by M.E. on July 23, 2008 - 10:01am.
Sheeps, PSL, Mrs. K, Gina - thank you again horz!!!!
I shall be thinking of you while I consume copius amounts of alcohol and chinese food tonight! LMAO!

Cool!! Just remember to sign in this evening and report back on how it went.

Sheeps, PSL, Mrs. K, Gina - thank you again horz!!!!

I shall be thinking of you while I consume copius amounts of alcohol and chinese food tonight! LMAO!

THANK YOU HORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!! BARFDAY TIME!!!!!!!

I forgot a happy birthday to Slash...When I hear his name I think of the band mott the hopple.

it's my birthday too. but i can understand how a cock sucker would be more important than me.

happy birthday, monica!

I'd hit it.

Happy Birfday to M.E.
you are one helluva beautiful slut. We ♥ you!

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if wishes were wings, frogs wouldn't bump their heinies when they jump.

HAPPY BARFDAY to one of my favorite DL sluts, the lovely M.E.! Party on, bitch!!

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I'm not weird. I'm gifted.

Manchild needs a professional scaping. But happy birthday to Harry Potter all the same.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 7:21am.
Sheeps, put a few drinks in M.E. and she'll go the other way too- I know this from experience :)- you were there too!

*mixing up pitcher of Earthquakes*

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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)

Sheeps, put a few drinks in M.E. and she'll go the other way too- I know this from experience :)- you were there too!

Happy B-day M.E.!!!!!

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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"

DON IMUS MAKES HUGH HEFFNER LOOK GOOD.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 23, 2008 - 5:08am.
Happy Birthday to the most famous cocksucker in the world, Ms. Monica Lewinsky!

What about M.E.? It's her bidet, too. Can't wait till she rolls in later this evening....

HBD, M.E.!!!
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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. (SJ)

Edie McClurg is awesome in "Ferris"! LOVE her with Mr Rooney.....too funny!

Good Birthdays today!

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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"

Ok now...who the hell is telling this kid that he looks sexy without a shirt??? Every time you see him now he's got his shirt off.

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

Happy Trails, Daniel!

@Chickenhead - lol - "cuntface twat" doesn't a twat have a cuntface by definition? ;D

Hey, where is my birthday boy Martin Gore on that list?! He's 47 today too!!

Happy Birthday Martin and Woody!!

Erm.. someone should tell Daniel the Grinch's brown brother is trying to crawl out of his trousers.

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So what if I sexualize things? I'll sexualize you in a minute!

HB to Woody Harrelson, Daniel Radcliff and Marlon Wayans.

Aw! My little Harry Potter is all grow'd up! (and..um...hairy...uh...not comfortable...)

*shakes head, leaves the room)

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard

Ew, his happy trail looks like a Christmas tree!

Gaa! I did not need to see that first thing in the morning!

Happy BD to Philip Seymour Hoffman and Edie McClurg. Edie, celebrate today by huffing some Wite-Out.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Urgh, Daniel makes me feel sick. He's SO white and his hair is SO dark and thick, that combination always makes me heave. Just look at those eyebrows for example. They mean business.

woody harrelson--i FUCKING LOVE him.

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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.

http://www.myspace.com/unexpectedlyspeechless

Happy B-day Philip Seymour Hoffman & Daniel Radcliffe.

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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."

Happy bday Daniel Radcliffe & Charisma Carpenter!!

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥

Happy Birthday, Cordelia Chase!!!

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Mmm, pasty twinkie for breakfast- my favorite!

*dry heaves*

Morning, hobags.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

Happy Birthday Martin Gore of Depeche Mode too!!!!

Imus is only 68? Holy hell grampa death looks like a warmed over corpse from the dark ages! What'd he do get a 'keith richards' facial?

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Oh that's just a fucking lovely thing to see, Harry Potter's prolific pubes while I'm eating/choking up a hair.

MK must be trying to kiss n make up for that don't click the clit stunt he pulled the other day.

Ew. I wish I had never seen that sideways handlebar moustache on Harry Potter's stomach.

Hobbits are hairy. You don't even want to see his feet.

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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

Morning!

HB to Edie McClurg, Omar Epps, and Philip Seymour Hoffman!

And even though I could have done without seeing Harry Potter's love trail, HB to Daniel Radcliffe.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

Happy Birthday to the most famous cocksucker in the world, Ms. Monica Lewinsky!

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Although I'm old, I have an aversion to gray chest hair on men. But young Radcliffe's chest? Yumm-o:)

Oooweeee! Is it wrong of me that I'm looking at Daniel Rad in that 'special' way? He gets tastier every year.

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***I don't fight fair... I use weapons, bitch***

i have heard of that wealthy dating club!!!!! thanks for sharing, you cuntface twat!!!!!!!

i'm all for being naturally hairy but that doesn't mean you can't trim that shit back a little bit. it's like a toupee on his stomach. splotchy body hair is not good on anyone, and especially not when you look like a 12 year old.

Happy Birthday Edie McClurg! She's in one of my favorite movies "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."

Hmmmmm, Monica Lewinsky. I wonder what that slut is up to these days?

Good morning MK ♥

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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson

Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club :::::::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m::::::: for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol