Hollywood Is Evil
I'm beginning to think that the evil warlords of Hollywood are purposely butchering our beloved classics as part of a bigger plan to slowly destroy us all. And it's working. Variety reports that MGM is planning to do a MUSICAL remake of 1983's "Valley Girl." There goes the dagger. Straight into my non-existent heart.
The musical will use the movie's original story with 80s songs. The movie will SUCK DOG NUTS.
A "Valley Girl" movie without The Plimsouls, EG Daily, Josie Cotton or Deborah Foreman? This is sacrilegious. This is like rewriting the Bible.
You know who Hollywood is probably going to get for this mess? Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, one of the Jonas Hos and they'll throw in Rumer Willis just to torture us even more.
Why ,Valley Girl?! Why couldn't they have taken "Reckless," "Teen Genius" or "Vision Quest" instead?! Anything but Valley Girl! I'm waiting for the day they finally take "Heathers." That will be the final nail.



I heard that they ARE making a Heather's musical. Indie 101 had the writer Daniel Waters on and he said there is a stage musical in the works.
For reals if Bill Clinton would have said Hell ya I had sex with that bitch.We would not have the retard in office.At least that's what my memaw told me and my peepaw liked his drinks and the Ho's in that order of course.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by Drinksonme on July 20, 2008 - 3:18am.
It's about fucking time MK and Dlisted got some face time for exposing the celeb's as the Ho's that they are!
Submitted by johnosahon on July 19, 2008 - 9:33am.
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LOL! They were just waiting for a post with no swearing, I'm sure...but it's actually full of other questionable words (mostly only when they're strung together like that)...A good many ABC News readers were likely shocked as shit when they clicked that link lol...
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It's about fucking time MK and Dlisted got some face time for exposing the celeb's as the Ho's that they are!
Submitted by johnosahon on July 19, 2008 - 9:33am.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Hollywood has obviously completely run out of original ideas.
They just want to (lazily) reconstitute nostalgic-esque movies and sell them to us in a new package.
"Pop-Culture" really began in the 80's and the media whore powers that be, know that they have a gold mine.
"Just keep crankin' it out...they'll buy it...they'll buy anything! Hey, Mikey!!!"
Submitted by gucci on July 20, 2008 - 1:56am.
Amen to that, sister! I so love the classics...I think I was born AFTER my time because I LOVE the movies from the 30's and 40's. There was plenty of drama behind the scenes back then, too, but there was some modicum of discretion and they kept their shit behind closed doors for the most part...most handled the "not-so-savory" tidbits about their personal lives with a lot more class than today's bunch of halfwit celebs who think their vices are so newsworthy and keep them in the media for the wrong reasons. Alas, old Hollywood is dead...may she RIP and be kept alive in memory by those of us who loved her.
Euphoria:
Why can't Hellwood leave shit alone??? They are fucking up so many good older/classic movies, musicals and plays by trying to turn them into something "new" and better and it will never work. You can't improve on the classics because most of the stars of that era are gone. You know, the people who were REAL actors. When I hear of a "new" movie coming out that is a remake of one of the classics, my blood boils. It's already to the point that most of what I watch is on Turner Classic Movies (and these movies were WAY before my time.) Even the movies I own are classics from the 30's and 40's on DVD. Hollywood IS evil...as are most of the so-called actors of today. And young Hollywood? Puh-leeeez! (See White Oprah post for a clue.)
I so so agree with you! i love the older movies they are alot more enjoyable and had more class than whats being made today.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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You know what worked? Or I thought it did anyway...War Games: The Death Code. That was an awesome 80's remake. Wait a second - new millenium remake of an 80's classic:)
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Why can't Hellwood leave shit alone??? They are fucking up so many good older/classic movies, musicals and plays by trying to turn them into something "new" and better and it will never work. You can't improve on the classics because most of the stars of that era are gone. You know, the people who were REAL actors. When I hear of a "new" movie coming out that is a remake of one of the classics, my blood boils. It's already to the point that most of what I watch is on Turner Classic Movies (and these movies were WAY before my time.) Even the movies I own are classics from the 30's and 40's on DVD. Hollywood IS evil...as are most of the so-called actors of today. And young Hollywood? Puh-leeeez! (See White Oprah post for a clue.)
Hollywood: for every wet dream they create, they fuck up fifty more
'Heaux Confessionals'
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That is a HOT outfit! I'm so wearing that tonight! Maybe in aquamarine though.... or peach.
I want to cry.
80s movies they better-damn-well leave alone:
Better Off Dead
One Crazy Summer
Sixteen Candles
Pretty In Pink
The Breakfast Club
Although if I twist my brain around enough (ow) I can almost understand the thinking behind things like this: "Let's take something that was a success before, and improve it by casting it with today's hot young stars!"
Yeah, that hurt to type.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Is that Jake Gyllenhaal, or whatever his name is? He's pretty ugly.
The song "Valley Girl" preceded the movie and wasn't in the soundtrack. I read that the producers asked FZ to use the song and he refused. He then sued over the movie but lost at the outset.
LIKE OH MY GOD!!!
"Valley Girl" is one of my FAVORITE MOVIES...also, one of my FAVORITE SOUNDTRACKS!!!
But, who is the bitch in the poster...cause it's not DEBORAH FOREMAN!!!
Ohhhhhhhhh - "Reckless" & "Vision Quest"... I am getting nostalgic....
Submitted by johnosahon on July 19, 2008 - 9:33am.
MK you HOT SLUT, you are on abcnews, there is a link to the article on lindsey. under "ACROSS THE WEB" section.
http://abcnews.go.com/
Awesome! I think you meant, "Around the web" in the lower right hand corner. It's titled, "Is Lindsay Lohan Coming Out? (D-Listed)"
hahahaha! MK is makin' newz!
To me, remaking this movie makes perfect sense - Valley Girls (who the hell knows where they're really from - that's what they represent to me) are all the rage: Paris, Nicole, Kim, The Girls Next Door...In my mind, I've always equated them with Valley Girls. Neo-Valley Girls, if you will...
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The scene on my balcony right now;S
And they are going to stop making originals too.
Stupid fucking N key sticking!
No. NO. NO. NO. NO. OH FUCK NO. NO.
Hollywood has officially gone to shit. Some things are sacred and you just don't fuck with. Next they are going to do nothing but remake and ruin all of the good movies ad classics and stop making origials. Fuckers.
Submitted by cornpone on July 19, 2008 - 6:58am.
Oh FUCK no. Hey they're not still gunna remake "Adventures in Babysitting" are they?
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Hahaha, I was just talking about that the other day
Still waiting for What's Happening.
Oh FUCK no. Hey they're not still gunna remake "Adventures in Babysitting" are they?
Submitted by oklahoma on July 19, 2008 - 10:27am.
LCT.. HI.. As soon as I leave work You KNOW I'm headed for StarBucks..Oh yeah! Then off for some doggies! Muah!!
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If those bastards don't have any ketchup, don't worry. I invented a ketchup making machine. You just throw in tomatoes, and somehow sugar is added without having to do anything and all the other crap that goes into ketchup (?) and then it shoots out of a Super Soaker.
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It's Stick it in Your VaJayJay Saturday! Put on your gloves and no sneezing.
LCT.. HI.. As soon as I leave work You KNOW I'm headed for StarBucks..Oh yeah! Then off for some doggies! Muah!!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Mooooorrrrnnniiiinnnnggg!
Okie, I'm going to go get Starbucks this morning and think of you. Then, I'm going to get a corndog and use it as a dil......... I mean, think of you.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Sensimina, No lie, Like maybe not painted his eyebrows so freakin thick. I think they must have spent too much time on his abs, and shiny pointy boots.. And that hair, oh that hair!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Oh my geeze.
This post went nutzoid overnight. Do you ho's ever sleep?
OnT: I think this movie was before my time, sadly. I will probably go rent it from NetFlix.
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Sensimina:
which proves that you have questionable taste in movies, but better taste in men.
And that was THEN!
What a good slut!
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okie,
Seriously, it looks like they painted that shit onto covers in the 80s because there was no airbrushing..you'd think they could have painted Cage to be more attractive.
For reals though, he was hot in Valley Girl and I would have hit it every which way possible. He's a gross kind of hot.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Breakdown,
LOL, I saw Excess Baggage in theaters! I was only lile...10 or 11 probably. I still remember thinking Benicio Del Toro was a hot piece and that's all I can recall of that.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
LMAO @ Gag me w/ a spoon *sticks finger in throat*
also, this pic of Nic Cage.. WTF, His chest looks extra hotsie.. but that face, damn, even back then I'd hope they could come up w/ some sort of photoshop.. Jeesh
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
That's funny, because when I first saw 'Clueless', I felt like Brittany Murphy was the best part of the movie and could one day become a big star.
And that crackhead WAS well on her way, then crack happened.
"I'll never tell!"
No need to, cuz we already fuckin' know!
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I can't even imagine how badly this will turn out.
Valley Girl and Fast Times were The movies that WPIX rotated every other Saturday for at least two years. At the time I was too young to care but always caught a scene here and there.
I just remember picking up the lingo...
This film is going to be grody to the max! And gag me with a spoon! **doing oh God 360 eye roll for good measure**
Oh god, Clueless.. I did not like Brittney Murphy, IDK maybe I did, but re-watching it now after seeing her in other movies like 8-Mile.. Yuck.
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Good morning! I see MK is a little late this morn?
Yes, Dash is still a hottie! But I'm sick of remakes. All the 3's last year (Rush Hour, Shrek, POTC) sucked last year. Spidey was better than I expected.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Sensimina:
Alicia did what alot of these stars do: she believed her own hype.
Two year first-look picture deal at 19 from Columbia.
Anyone remember 'Excess Baggage'?
Thought not.
And FatGirl did not help her out any.
How in the hell can you be bloated and a vegan?! What the fuck?!
And 'Miss Match' was too little, too late. She should have been in television from the get-go.
This tartlet could never carry a movie.
Her career and Jennifer Love Hewitt's are basically the same, except one them has a show, and one of them doesn't.
Which means one of them has a good agent, and one of them did not.
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Breakdown, it's crazy that Nic cage was the "lucky one" in the looks dept! I've always thought he was extremely homely, one of the top 10 ugliest actors. The rest of them must be zoo quality beasts! gotta go google image now...
Stacy Dash looks hotter than ever, oh my god.
Alicia was so gorgeous, I really loved her in the 90s. Wonder what happened there? She wasn't the most talented but she could have done better than she did.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
If they re-make 'Clueless' at least Stacey Dash could still play the teenager.
Alicia?
One hit wonder if there ever was one.
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Valley Girl had really fucking hot fashion in it, and music.
If you dare see this musical, be prepared to see Chad Michael Murray and Raven Simone in a shitload of American Apparel, enough to make you PUKE, and also watch out for the Ashley Titsdale version of The Payola's "Eyes of a Stranger"...shudder.
PLEASE don't let them touch "Clueless"...I don't think I have the strength.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
TheBreakdown , eh that's a total mindless popcorn movie. It's an entertaining romp, and you certainly don't to worry about following the plot! Ha ha!
Green Is Good:
I couldn't fault Sigourney for doing the sequel and collecting that check. Her payday was long overdue.
It's the 'Alien vs. Predator' bullshit that perturbs me.
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TheBreakdown, yep, she was awful.
As I recall, that year was a pukefest of Chapter III sequels:
Alien 3, Highlander 3 and Godfather 3.
Why can't they leave well enough alone?
MK you HOT SLUT, you are on abcnews, there is a link to the article on lindsey. under "ACROSS THE WEB" section.
http://abcnews.go.com/
Sophia sure did fuck up 'The Godfather'
If Winona Ryder had not been pill poppin' even way back then, I would have enjoyed it that much more.
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Whoa, I just googled Sophia Coppola..Jesus, *digs out eyes w/ spork* Its like that "do not click on this Horse Vagina" Warning.. lol
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Yes Breakdown! I forgot how Sophia fugged up The Godfather III!
There are no hot Coppolas. Nic Cage is just one of them that got a break. The other unfortunate looking ones gravitate behind the lens (thank you, Sofia!) where they belong... or write.
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I wouldn't call nic cage ugly, but he,s not hot either. Looks like a regular guy, if you forget his quirkiness. But anyone remember Michael pare from Eddie and the cruisers? Omfg!!! I would hit that, and how!! Lookswise, he may have put the Brad to shame!
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It might be a clue as to how the musical will go that no one in the cast except Cage got famous (and he might have benefited from nepotism). Even the Valley Girl (Deborah Foreman) disappeared. Frederic Forrest had a modest career, I guess.
From the soundtrack, you still sometimes hear "I Melt with You" and "Love My Way." The Plimsouls were brilliant but you rarely hear them anymore.