More Money For KFed!
Not only did Brit Brit sign over sole custody of SPF and JJ to KFed, but she has also agreed to pay his ass $20,000 a month in child support. He used to get $15,000 a month. He got a raise! $200 for the kids and $19,800 for him! Kids only need a box of animal crackers and a couple of Crayolas.
People reports that KFed's lawyer will also get $250,000 from Brit Brit for his work on the custody case.
So what does Brit Brit get in return? Peace and quiet! She can finally enjoy her glass of Boones Farms without some annoying ass kid tugging at her sweatpants, complaining about how hungry he is. Seriously, Brit got more visitations and an extra overnight. A source told E! that once the conservatorship of her estate ends, she will ask the court for 50/50.
The settlement papers haven't been filed, but it's pretty much a done deal. They were supposed to go to trial and now that's not going to happen.
Brit's lawyer said, "It was a victory for the whole family that they don't have to go to a trial." It's not a victory for us. Brit Brit and KFed's courtroom drama was going to be my summer guilty pleasure. What about the hours of entertainment we were going to get from that trial? What about us?! They are so selfish!
You know KFed is popping the Alize and Henny tonight.
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How long do you think it will be till that happens? I say 3-4 years
Too bad they can't give half of that $$$ to her father. He deserves it even more.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 5:51pm.
This is this sorry motherfucker's wet fucking dream. I'll bet you money he totally blew a fucking load right there in his pants, the minute he heard the fucking news. Now that motherfucker is set for the next 18 fucking years. I hope he buys nice nannies for the boys. JIZZBAG
IT IS PROBABLY WRITEN INTO THE SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT, THAT SHE PAYS FOR THE NANNY;S SALARY, PRIVATE SCHOOL N ACTIVITIES, HEALTHCARE FOR HIN N KIDS, CAR N INSURANCE, TRAVEL EXPENSES, BODYGUARDS, SHRINK AND WHATEVER ELSE KIDS MAY NEED.
I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP, I KNOW SOMEONE WITH MONEY THAT DIVORCED AND HAD TO PAY HER EX MONTHLY CHILD SUPPORT PLUS WHAT A I MENTIONED, TILL THE KIDS WERE 18, OH AND SHE HAD TO PAY FOR THEIR COLLEGE EDUCATION WITH ALL EXPENSES.
Jamie Lynn better watch her wallet ... Casey'll be next in the daddy-custody-support line.
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lmao @ Alize...
You know...being a mommy, I would fight TOOTH and NAIL to keep custody of my kids...but then again, I wouldnt do anything that might warrant someone having to take them away from me in the first place. Stupid Britney. :P
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
I am so sorry to say it, but if these kids actually received enough chromosomes not to require constant home care past the age of eighteen, we are all doomed to a planet full of KFed hillbilly spawn within the next half-century.
If you have ever seen the charts that show you how AIDS can spread unchecked in a worst case scenario, you know that if we don't do something now, this world will be completely Federlined in no time.
God save us all.
Sad she gave up... and 20K a month she'll be thru the rest of her $$ in no time. Almost a quarter million a year to her ex for taking her kids.... wow.... like I said I suspect she'll be back to her partying ways and prego!!
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Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 18, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Talk about the vagina that laid the golden queef!
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Sheer poetry right there!
Still waiting to see how Shitshit's PR machine(aka Larry) spins this one. Poor widdle Unfitney will be made to look like the victim here. *eyeroll*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Graduated from Boone up to Alize
Baby, you looking tough to death
Got your weave done right, it's on so tight
Now it's on tonight
Submitted by Paige123 on July 18, 2008 - 2:05pm.
20 thousand a month???? That is how much some people make in a year.
$20,000 in California is hardly enough for RENT ALONE in a year. But I agree that per month it is a lot
Submitted by Leatherette on July 18, 2008 - 3:48pm.
So long as this human-possum mix is serving karma's ass stompings to that redneck shitard cousin cumchugging cracker, he can share my planet.
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AHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA Agreed! Woohoooo!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Somewhere Salma is laughing saying that KFed is an amateur and she will be due at least 100k a month.
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That's 4,320,000 for 15 mins work. That's not a bad paycheck for leaving it in...
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Oh man I love Boones!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 18, 2008 - 6:00pm.
this confirms what I have been saying from day one:
she's backwoods, low-brow, souped up trailer trash that got a break
Word.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 6:02pm.
omg is it bizzaro world???
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Submitted by Thornhill on July 18, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Daddy Spears needs to fuck -off back to LA, so Brit Brit can go on a meltdown rampage and I can get my snark on..
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GOD no fucking shit. This boring Britshit news is crampin my style. I think I even miss that Comingback betch. *crying for more tennis can tax & green bean slots or whateverthefuck*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
20 thousand a month???? That is how much some people make in a year. How can these kids be that expensive. I know they have the nannies(mommies) and body guards but still...................
Of course someone as rich as her should be paying child support. Fuck! If it were the other way around and a man was paying this much child support, it would go totally unnoticed. She obviously isn't responsible enough right now to be a full time parent and he is.
Just the sheer thought that these two procreated and the public has been subjected to their never ending tribulations is enough for us to at least get paid something for our misery.
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You go be guilty, MK - that was all my summer fun right there! Dammit! She just wants her time with Adnan. That could work for me too.
Umm...poor, poor kiddies - all that money and their lives still sucks.
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omg is it bizzaro world???
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
I can't belive how selfish they are robbing us of our fun their not suppose to be mature responsible parents who think about how this will affect their kids their suppose to be like charlie and denise and drag it out forever and fuck up their kids so bad they need to be in therapy before they start pre-k
but for real tho. i'm glad their trying to work this shit out for their kids or in kfed's case his money and as for brit i think she should be able to see her kids but she needs to be like kfed and leave raising the boys to their nanny
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Go, KFed, go!!
this confirms what I have been saying from day one:
she's backwoods, low-brow, souped up trailer trash that got a break
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Submitted by FrappBloat on July 18, 2008 - 5:52pm.
he managed to do what the girl with george clooney didn't!
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bet he can also fuck, chuck & monetarily destruct the Clooney if he so chooses. That's one mighty Fresno hypnotic cheese cock -- even Jolie's vag can't step up to that.
Luckiest douchebag to ever walk the planet.
he managed to do what the girl with george clooney didn't!
This is this sorry motherfucker's wet fucking dream. I'll bet you money he totally blew a fucking load right there in his pants, the minute he heard the fucking news. Now that motherfucker is set for the next 18 fucking years. I hope he buys nice nannies for the boys. JIZZBAG!!!
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Daddy Spears needs to fuck -off back to LA, so Brit Brit can go on a meltdown rampage and I can get my snark on..
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Meh, she'll just pop out a couple more down the road. Plenty more where they came from.
Stupid twat.
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This was all so K-scrotum can get the bucks.
In California it dont matter who made da money, the kids are entitled to the same standard of living at both parents homes and the one with bucks pays for it.
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lol. He is the lesser if two evils
Submitted by WrathOGrapes on July 18, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Why can't someone man up and kill this annoying motherfucker already??
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So long as this human-possum mix is serving karma's ass stompings to that redneck shitard cousin cumchugging cracker, he can share my planet.
I would have never guessed that of all the celebs we snark on, KFed is the one you bitches would be soft on!
*scratches head*
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Talk about the vagina that laid the golden queef! This trash banged that blond goblin for 18 months and now he's like a millionaire forever.
@xx.. I haven't heard from snow since earlier this year.
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Have you talked to Snowy?
she should pay for being a shitty mother!!!
it's only right.
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Partay at K.Fed's gaff. I'll bring the bong....
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this is just what that gutter-bucket, back-alley, swamp pussy, crank-snortin', rank, crazy ass muthafucktress deserves!
that's all.
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I think he's more than proven himself as a good dad, it's not like we see him parading those boys around in front of the paps!
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I'm pretty sure she doesn't even understand how serious this is. She's probably thinking, 'Thank god those fucking screaming brats are gone'. ((Opens a bag of Cheetos))
Fuck her! What sort of slug do you have to be not to fight tooth and nail for your kids.
They are better off with Kevin. (that's a sad statement right there kids.)
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$20,000 per MONTH? That seems excessive. Weed isn't that expensive.
Good for him.
Hahaha @ Alize and Henny. Those two taste better coming back up than going down. I should know.
Good for Kfed though. Maybe SPF and JJ will almost have a normal life now.
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I agree with Stoney. He deserves all of it and more. I think they should build a damn monument for K-Fed.