More Money For KFed!
Not only did Brit Brit sign over sole custody of SPF and JJ to KFed, but she has also agreed to pay his ass $20,000 a month in child support. He used to get $15,000 a month. He got a raise! $200 for the kids and $19,800 for him! Kids only need a box of animal crackers and a couple of Crayolas.
People reports that KFed's lawyer will also get $250,000 from Brit Brit for his work on the custody case.
So what does Brit Brit get in return? Peace and quiet! She can finally enjoy her glass of Boones Farms without some annoying ass kid tugging at her sweatpants, complaining about how hungry he is. Seriously, Brit got more visitations and an extra overnight. A source told E! that once the conservatorship of her estate ends, she will ask the court for 50/50.
The settlement papers haven't been filed, but it's pretty much a done deal. They were supposed to go to trial and now that's not going to happen.
Brit's lawyer said, "It was a victory for the whole family that they don't have to go to a trial." It's not a victory for us. Brit Brit and KFed's courtroom drama was going to be my summer guilty pleasure. What about the hours of entertainment we were going to get from that trial? What about us?! They are so selfish!
You know KFed is popping the Alize and Henny tonight.
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LMFAO @ Mad Dog 20/20 and Cisco!!!
How about Purple Passion?
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Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 7:25pm.
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Thank you, my fellow DListed whore...Bitch fried her brain on drugs. Does that result in depression and bizarre behavior? You bet it does! Yeah, I'm sure she's depressed in her narcissistic brain-fried way, but that's far removed from clinical depression. Bitch fried her brain on X and coke. I'll bet my life on it.
They (her handlers) HAVE to act as if it's some sort of legit psychiatric prob for public sympathy...And no, I don't know this as a fact, but look at her drugged out/drunken behavior in the months preceeding her meltdown, and compare that to when only shortly before she was completely functional....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 18, 2008 - 6:27pm.
For everyone who thought she was faking the bipolar, this announcement would seem to be a confirmation. She is not capable of caring for herself and the court has acknowledged it.
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Did they? I haven't heard anything about what's wrong with her, specifically. I still happen to think that her main issue is substance abuse. She's been abusing for years and Sam turned all of that into a real three ring circus with all those pills. She's, likely, been taking pills for everything, as well as other narcotics since she was 15. Now they're going to be telling her "No Drugs" and she's gotta try and figure out what the hell that means. Shave and a haircut - 2 cents! (yes, I know it's "bits", it's a JOKE!;P)
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The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by Sayonara on July 18, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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Cool!
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 8:08pm.
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ROFLMAO!!! I should've had you with me today, then.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 18, 2008 - 8:05pm.
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See, there would be trouble, I would say, "Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?" and they would say, "You're not Wayne Brady, and you're a woman!" and then I'd be arrested for identity theft. And Wayne Brady would come all the way to North Carolina to REALLY choke a bitch!! ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 18, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Just came back from The Dark Knight: best.superhero.movie.EVER!!! Heath Ledger was the shit and put Jack Nicholson's Joker to shame. Sad he wasn't alive to see it :
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I enjoyed it, too!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 7:53pm.
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And imagine dealing with that for about three hours! Ugh!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Kfed is the next Donald trumps Apprentice!!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 18, 2008 - 7:48pm.
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ROFL Admirable restraint, doll!! I have that same reflexive urge when someone's talking or chomping too loud!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 7:45pm.
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That's probably best because I just about slapped a couple of people in the theater for eating too loud or laughing too much. LOL. Now I remember why it was I stopped going to the movies in the first place.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
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Not this weekend, I know it will be SLAMMED. I'll drag Mr.Snugglebunny to it after the initial rush.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I can hear old dopey Shitney, now:
"Purple drank all 'round, y'all! Them Boo-boo's is wit dey pappy! I kin allus git in-pregnated agin. Meybe I have a gurl young 'un ness time. Yeee-haw!"
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 7:35pm.
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Hey, Kiz! When you planning on seeing it? I caught a 3:30 show today and the place was PACKED!!! It was insane.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Cha CHING BITCH!!
Kevins first two kids are well taken care of by their mommy Shar. No crazy issues there and from what i understand kevin and Shar still get along great and she says he's a really great dad. Truth is...he HAS stepped up and done right by his kids. If he was a true dead beat he would have walked away a long time ago. I blame all this shizz on Stupidney. She gets me so mad!
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 18, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Hey doll! So cool! I can't wait to see it!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Is she bipolar? I thought she was just stupid, with a bad case of narcissism thrown in.
Just came back from The Dark Knight: best.superhero.movie.EVER!!! Heath Ledger was the shit and put Jack Nicholson's Joker to shame. Sad he wasn't alive to see it :(
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by dementa on July 18, 2008 - 7:21pm.
...Especially since we know this trash will be knocked up by some random manho in about five minutes.
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Adnan?!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Great, a summer with the Z team off the crazy train tracks.
No more comingback, no more gas station thievery of lighters, no chandelier shopping.
Here's to yesterdays Shitney, salut.
Hey, maybe Skeletina will surprise us!!!!
Maybe, anyone, anyone at all....*crickets*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Those poor little boys. I hope K-Fed hires a nice, big motherly nanny who can blot out the knowledge that their mom just handed them off like a couple of inconvenient kittens.
Especially since we know this trash will be knocked up by some random manho in about five minutes.
Also, don't care if he's getting way too much. Most male divorced celebs shell out ridiculously vast quantities of cash for their offspring and exes, and Shitney should too.
This is the saddest shit ever.
I'd fight until I was banged up and bloody for my daughter. If anyone even dared to this day try to harm my child I'd fuckin' go ballistic.
I don't get it? My heart hurts just thinking about it.
My mom was pretty shitty though so...I guess I SHOULD get it but I still don't.
Oh and just a sidenote: I wasn't yelling at you or anything Deb. I just bitch & vent, nothing personal, ok? It's just my opinion on this particular situation...Shitney discussions get me riled up sometimes! XoXo
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Alize = the teenage roofie of the 80's
I can't wait until Daddy isn't in charge anymore. The real undrugged Shitney will be back and make up for lost time.
I'd like to know how much of Brit's money K-Fed then passes on to his 1st wife in child support?
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 18, 2008 - 5:02pm.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 18, 2008 - 6:55pm.
It looks like he's sighing in happiness and contentment under a soft rain of hundred dollar bills and coupons for free sundaes at McDonalds
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"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
From Consumerism Commentary:
"Spears’ monthly expenses include $49,267 in mortgage for two houses, $16,000 for clothes and $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation, according to her financial declaration… Spears declares she spends about $4,758 per month dining out. Meanwhile, she spends zero on education, savings and investments and gives $500 a month in charitable contributions, the documents said. She has to pay her ex-husband $15,000 per month in child support and $20,000 in spousal support."
With the recent ruling,I'd rather see her ex receive more, for raising the children.
Her estimated net worth is $100 million. She also has income from endorsements, perfume, and properties.
Oh please, how does bipolar make you not want your children??? What a crock of shit. She's a selfish slag, plain and simple. Yes I do think she has some mental illness to a degree and a shit upbringing but she's a friggin narcissist more than anything else and a spoiled brat. I give sympathy where it's deserved and this isn't it. I feel sorry for the void she is putting in her boys' hearts. They have my sympathy.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
So what about K-Fed's first two kids? Does he have custody of them at all, or does he pay child support? Is Britney really contributing to Shar Jackson's child support? That in itself would piss me off enough to fight for custody, if I was her. So many questions...
Maybe that's why Jamie's keeping her real baby daddy under wraps... when she goes postal and Casey tries to get the kid she'll say, "Sorry! It's Riiiiiiiiicky's baby!" And they send Schneider to jail for raping a child and Momma Spears gets the baby.
It looks like he's sighing in happiness and contentment under a soft rain of hundred dollar bills and coupons for free sundaes at McDonalds
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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I lost my family to Bipolar Disorder in 1974. It is a hard realization that the child's interest are better served with the other parent. The decision was hers.
She has all the resources to improve her situation and her father seems to be a good anchor for her. I do feel a little sorry for her only because I know the uphill battle she is facing in oncoming years.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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I agree with the courts decision that the kids belong with K-fed. He has been their primary caregiver now for what, a year? It is not in the kids best interest to do the switcheroo. Kids do not always belong with their mothers. The Child support is no more than what some hollywood ex-wives are getting. Kimora Lee Simmons is getting 50k a month for her 2 kiddos, along with Denise Richards.
Giving her ex sole custody is probably the smartest thing she has done in eons. She is not in a condition right now to be the primary parent to those boys.
Candidate for worst mother of the century much? God I hate Unfitney.
I wonder if he's wise with the money and invests and manages it so that he and the boys will be wealthy of if he blows it all.
That said, I bet these won't be the last two bebbays Britney pops out. But at least KFed got these two.
Submitted by OXA on July 18, 2008 - 6:20pm.
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Good, for the sake of those 2 little boys, good. Having that set and arranged so neither parent can fuck with it is the best thing for them.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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She'll probably go buy a Yorkie and Chihuahua this weekend and forget that she ever had kids in the first place. Sad doll is pathetic. She drove Starbucks into the ground with cutting off her mainlining Frapps.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
You know she doesn't want those boys. I am just shocked that she gave up the fight so easily. She doesn't want them but she doesn't want to relinquish control to Kdaddy. I never thought the stubborn cunt would give up. I really think she thinks she could have won custody while being under a convervatorship. She is that out of touch with reality. Wonder if her camp talked her into this move, or if her Dad had the legal right to make the decision for her? Things that make ya go hmmmmm...
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Between Federdouche and Shitney
the only glimmer is that their two spuds
will rebel against what their parents are
and will become a doctor and a lawyer since
that's all they've really ever been around.
Why couldn't fuckn St. Jezebel just adopt
these two? Wait, really the question is...
How wasn't she able to pull off adopting these two?
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
The problem with bipolarism is that a person can be totally delusion during the manic states and then totally nonresponsive during the despressive states. I sometines wonder if BP and her entourage truly understand how important her meds are to her stability.
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Submitted by mike on July 18, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I'm in awe that there are some who still sympathize with Britney. What did she have to do, maim the kids?
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If she maims those kids, Imma go after her myself!! I have a soft spot in my wittle heart for those two little speshul ones. ;P
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
For everyone who thought she was faking the bipolar, this announcement would seem to be a confirmation. She is not capable of caring for herself and the court has acknowledged it.
She has all the resources to improve her situation. I hope she takes advantage of it.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
K-sperm is soooooooo busting out the Boones Farm tonight!! Fuck Alize! lmao....
Gawd...for Britney to give up like that make me believe that even she doesnt think she can handle the kids. I can remember back to early interviews where she kept talking about how she wanted to have babies soooooooooo bad. Dumb arse twat-nozzle that she is!!
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Submitted by mike on July 18, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I'm in awe that there are some who still sympathize with Britney.
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Jeez, Mike, you know me...I'm a giver.
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I'm in awe that there are some who still sympathize with Britney. What did she have to do, maim the kids?
Boones is a step up from Mad Dog 20/20, which is a step up from the famed liquid crack, Cisco. Only the best for Shitney!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 18, 2008 - 3:19pm.
You know...being a mommy, I would fight TOOTH and NAIL to keep custody of my kids...but then again, I wouldnt do anything that might warrant someone having to take them away from me in the first place. Stupid Britney. :P
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Exactly. That poor girl prolly can't even wipe her own tush, how she gonna take care of those boys?
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