That's Right!
First of all, there's nowhere safe for your eyes to run. From the cokey snot in his nose, to the crack pox on his face to the moldy butter wedges in his mouth....it's all too much. That being said, I'd still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover coke out of his nose. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
Anyways, an arrest warrant was issued for Dreamboat Doherty after he didn't show up to a court hearing for the second time. Dreamy was supposed to be in court today to enter a plea on charges of causing criminal damages for allegedly attacking a female pap last summer. When he didn't show, an arrest warrant was issued.
A few hours later, the warrant was withdrawn and Dreamy's spokeswhore said, "The matter has been resolved and the warrant has been withdrawn."
That's fucking right! The court realized they were messing with the wrong crackie! Dreamy is above the law and they need to realize that. They've already fucked up by putting him in the chokey for a few days and they better not eff up again. If they do, Dreamy will sneeze on them and that will be the end of those dumb bitches!
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Pete:
please drop dead.
thank you.
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
This guy is beyond dreamy.
MK, you should post about the 68-year-old woman Luella McAdoo!
Fuck me blind, somebody else could get a buzz off of just what's in that one nostril!! Another motherfucker could get off on the other!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Stoney on July 18, 2008 - 4:22pm.
The Windex isn't going to cut it. Nothing short of a boiling rubbing alcohol bath can save you now... Stoney, it was nice knowing you, but you now have the mystery virus.
***WAAAAIIILLLLL!!!***
Fucker needs to die already, how come all the good people I know that used, died?, and this mofo is still fucking living? SOOOOOOO not fair, he really needs to die already and rid the world of a total piece of shit, waste of space!
_"That being said, I'd still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover coke out of his nose. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for."
ITS NATIONAL SIT ON YO FACE FRIDAY!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"....it's all too much. That being said, I'd still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover coke out of his nose. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for."
LMFAO!!!! From you Mk, It's Never uncalled for!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
But are the cats okay?
Grr.
Gotdamn I love this site!
*takes a bleach bath*
*squirts windex in eyes*
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