That's Right!
First of all, there's nowhere safe for your eyes to run. From the cokey snot in his nose, to the crack pox on his face to the moldy butter wedges in his mouth....it's all too much. That being said, I'd still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover coke out of his nose. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
Anyways, an arrest warrant was issued for Dreamboat Doherty after he didn't show up to a court hearing for the second time. Dreamy was supposed to be in court today to enter a plea on charges of causing criminal damages for allegedly attacking a female pap last summer. When he didn't show, an arrest warrant was issued.
A few hours later, the warrant was withdrawn and Dreamy's spokeswhore said, "The matter has been resolved and the warrant has been withdrawn."
That's fucking right! The court realized they were messing with the wrong crackie! Dreamy is above the law and they need to realize that. They've already fucked up by putting him in the chokey for a few days and they better not eff up again. If they do, Dreamy will sneeze on them and that will be the end of those dumb bitches!
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A song for dirty dreamboat
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Marianne Faithfull & Kate Moss
Time for sex with strangers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdYVtJhhLVo
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Clarisse, the UK is AWESOME!! When you go, you'll love it.
Clarisse...indeed...the US $$$ has not only taken a shit...more like a huge stinking DUMP! Now all we need is a some huge dust storms, major flooding, which they've seen in the midwest, and BINGO...The Great Depression of 2008! Not to mention the housing crash, and the huge credit issues. Sorry...I digress ...back to DREAMBOAT!
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All Things Must Pass
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Clarisse, next time I fire up my broomstick, I'll swing on by and pick you up. We'll go to the UK, via Paris. How does that sound to ya??
Good god, Kate Moss sucked face with that?
I wouldn't touch that without a wet-suit, a mining helmet and a dental dam.
Mrs K.,
Hahaa! No, no juicy past for me! My record *knock on wood* is spotless.
Now, i could tell ya about the time i ended up topless in a hot-tub with two other women...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Sandbitch,
LOL! No, i'm not a wanted felon.
My entire adult life i have wanted to go to the United Kingdom. I've waited out three fiances and a few boyfriends that pussied out of the trip. This year i was going to say fuck and go by myself, then the US dollar took a shit. Then i couldn't afford the vacation i couldn't afford in the first place!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
He looks like an STD clinic and a crackhouse all rolled into one!
www.myspace.com/triston
"That being said, I'd still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover coke out of his nose. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for."
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Totally called for MK. That's too funny.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 18, 2008 - 3:21pm.
@Clarisse:
Why? Will you be arrested by the british cops as soon as you touch down?
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Yes, Clarisee, tell us. Are my smutty senses tingling? Do I smell an...ESCANDALO?!?!?!?!?!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 18, 2008 - 3:14pm.
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Bad teeth, bad teeth, I've caught the vapors:o And holy fuck if that isn't the biggest coke boog ever!
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It's quite possibly a 1/4 gram booger.
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His breath has got to smell like a freshly laid turd.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Something wicked this way comes is what I thought when I came back to this site this evening!
That mouth, OY
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Dick happens! - MK
@Clarisse:
Oh, man! If i ever get to step a toe in the UK, the US will never see my pale white ass again!
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Why? Will you be arrested by the british cops as soon as you touch down?
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Bad teeth, bad teeth, I've caught the vapors:o And holy fuck if that isn't the biggest coke boog ever!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Kizzy,
*bows at the waist* You were a worthy opponent.
sandbitch,
Born in the UK!?!? Oh, man! If i ever get to step a toe in the UK, the US will never see my pale white ass again!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Jesus, the teeth on this one.
@clarisse
sandbitch,
Were you born an Aussie?
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I was born in the UK - moved to Australia in 1971. Been here ever since!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 5:42pm.
****steps forward, drops to one knee, bows head**** I admit defeat, your Fabulousness! Your Izzard prowess is far superior to mine. Well played!!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
"you have no system of ownership? Mmm, interesting! Maybe that can come in useful later… "
sandbitch,
Here is a piece of trivia i just learned...Australia was orignally called "Van Diemen's Land".
Were you born an Aussie?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Get a nose hair trimmer and there would be no more coke boogers. Fucking amatures.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 5:30pm.
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"That winter...Sorry we were a bit brusque when we first arrived...we didn't realize you owned the place..."
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I still can't believe the Aussies had the chance to become a republic in 2000, and voted no.
Rather the devil you know. Oh, and the aussies only have about 6 shit old fighter planes, so...
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 5:30pm.
"Who the fuck are these guys? What's all this, please? No, we don't want any of your food, thank you very much! Just put some clothes on!"
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
@Kizzy @Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 5:06pm
"Britain...what's that behind your back? What..oh...it's India, and a number of other countries..."
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Australia, New Zealand
angel_i...
I'm more tied down at my new place. :(
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 5:06pm
"Britain...what's that behind your back? What..oh...it's India, and a number of other countries..."
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 5:26pm.
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Yeah, dude - I thought you were all free as a bird and shit...and then you disappeared!
ONT: Bitch, please! Do we REALLY need to see the inside of EVERY crackheads nose. I get it - its white.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
*burns eyes out*
Off Topic... I can't wait till everyone gets the fuck out of my house so I can be here more often!
*mumbles something about stoopid inlaws*
Kizzy...
"Falkland Islands? Oh, we need the Falkland Islands... for strategic sheep purposes!"
Islandgirl,
Yeh, i'm seen The Izz a few times....
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
That is just nauseating and uncalled for, MK. You don't post crap like this before dinner!
I half expect that one day Petey will be walking down the street and just dissolve into ashes. It's beyond me how he can function even minimally.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 5:06pm
"Which I'll back up with the cunning use of...this gun! That I borrowed from the NRA..."
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hi IG!
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 4:58pm.
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"We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags!
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I love that cunning linguist. :)
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 18, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by LA on July 18, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Bitch is already out! She served 173 minutes.
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REWIND! Where is this???
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Submitted by wiggwearer on July 18, 2008 - 2:06pm.
cut it out Kate, we ain't buying the "he is a good person" crap.
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 18, 2008 - 5:03pm
He so deserves to go to jail for cruelty to animals for doing that, and be forbidden to ever own kittens again. He should be drawn and quartered! And you'd have to roast his nasty ass, too.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
You know this means war don't you!
"We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!"
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
'I felt sorry for him until I saw him drugging up kittens. He is a PIECE of SHIT. No excuses for him from me.'
No - you saw a picture of someone with a cat who ohsoconveniently happened to have had the photo cut off before the head. The picture was confirmed as bullshit, and it's not fair to have people spread and believe lies like that.
http://www.journallive.co.uk/north-east-news/todays-news/2008/06/21/dan-... -> this is the kind of good person pete is.
I shower every day, some times twice and brush 2 times also...yes i am perfect and if you need me to send you a bar of soap or a toothbrush i would be glad to...oh it is called a shower, it is running water that gets your body clean!!
Submitted by wiggwearer on July 18, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Ummm, yeah, if you're not holding your shit together enough to pick your own fucking nose before you go in front of the fucking cameras, then you're asking to be ragged on. Hard.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Baby Jaysus. First Dee-nah Lohan now THIS!
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It's a fine, fine line between pleasure and pain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuLHHplYRHw
Submitted by wiggwearer on July 18, 2008 - 2:01pm.
I felt sorry for him until I saw him drugging up kittens. He is a PIECE of SHIT. No excuses for him from me.
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Moldy butter wedges is much to kind of a compliment. Those are some foul,rotton,stank ass, Johnny Rotton, mother fuckin toofs!
They make me sick.
God in heaven! He is repulsive!!!!!!
((runs screaming from the room))
Submitted by LA on July 18, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Bitch is already out! She served 173 minutes.
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from the BF love chile thread. Booger nose didn't even set foot in the pokey, so there.
Christine's avie makes me laugh and Clarisse and Stock Broker's avie's put me in a nice trance, though I end up drooling on my computer. Pretty embarrassing. Thanks guys!!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by FrappBloat on July 18, 2008 - 4:48pm.
"hey just because a handful of people do that, no need to diss an entire country (England) OR comment on how we used to own so much of the world. Geesh!"
But the United Kingdom, did do a lot of bad things. Going to country after another, and cutting countries apart. But hey, people let them do that! That country is not ONE bit innocent!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 4:58pm
"But don't worry, there are more of us coming, and we all keep our promises.."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Usually I'm happy to go along and laugh at celeberities, but poor Pete. He's a good person; totally messed up but a good heart. Infact I wouldn't like him if he wasn't flawed. He doesn't deserve the shit he gets thrown at him, being a drug addict doesn't mean you deserve to have death wished upon you or to be looked down on like scum. None of it's real.
What goes around comes around.