That's Right!
First of all, there's nowhere safe for your eyes to run. From the cokey snot in his nose, to the crack pox on his face to the moldy butter wedges in his mouth....it's all too much. That being said, I'd still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover coke out of his nose. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
Anyways, an arrest warrant was issued for Dreamboat Doherty after he didn't show up to a court hearing for the second time. Dreamy was supposed to be in court today to enter a plea on charges of causing criminal damages for allegedly attacking a female pap last summer. When he didn't show, an arrest warrant was issued.
A few hours later, the warrant was withdrawn and Dreamy's spokeswhore said, "The matter has been resolved and the warrant has been withdrawn."
That's fucking right! The court realized they were messing with the wrong crackie! Dreamy is above the law and they need to realize that. They've already fucked up by putting him in the chokey for a few days and they better not eff up again. If they do, Dreamy will sneeze on them and that will be the end of those dumb bitches!
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♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
for the love of fuckin'(insert deity of your choice here).... everybody calm the fuck down, please!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 1:11am.
My own opinion is that MK is funny...ya'll are not.
So you mean that every time I belly-laughed at your posts, Tv's posts, ESE's et al that I was just having a fake laughgasm?
Well, I would like to say that I've guffawed at many of your posts with unabashed glee and mucho chuckles and if that is wrong I don't want to be right. So there. Hmp!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 1:08am.
That's your third on topic post already this year and frankly, I'm concerned
i'm goin' for a record! it's gonna be tough, but i think i can do it!
OT: uummm, nah... i just don't care
FUCK!! well, there goes the record!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
My own opinion is that MK is funny...ya'll are not.
Sad. Really.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 1:08am.
Just saying, been there, done that. I was 8.
Someone say "doody" so we can snicker like schoolkids in the corner.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 1:04am.
That's your third on topic post already this year and frankly, I'm concerned. Know what confuses me? No matter how fucked Petey gets, he never seems to lose the hat. Is there no wind on his planet?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 1:04am.
TV, the grosser than jokes might be juvenile but uhm...have you ever truly seen everything MK posts? He's a goofy kid himself and he says some pretty raunchy, nasty hilarious shit.
Shouldn't you be in church praying for our burning souls, Saint TV? ;p
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 12:56am.
On Topic: which one, the dude in the picture or the potty jokes at a 3rd grade level?
don't get me wrong, i'm all for potty jokes on any level... the sad state of affairs i've seen in here the last couple of days is silly.. yeah, silly.... and on that note: Doherty is silly and he's not even funny(woo-hoo!! on-topic!!)
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 1:00am.
Not mad at you, relax. Just miss when this place was full of funny, intelligent posters. Now it's 7 year olds trying to impress each other by posting about bloody diarrhea. Very adult.
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TV, who planted the bug up your ass? Sheesh. You mad at me or something? I don't like snobs and I call them as I see them. If you want to fight me to a death match with pudding and a spoon be my guest. But be forewarned, I have the paddle!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 12:54am.
as completely disgusting and pathetic this guy is... it still makes my nose itch
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 12:54am.
LOL! There's a "tasty booger" song in there somewhere. I won't expound. Promise and pinky swear.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 12:51am.
Good to see you though, buddy.
On Topic: which one, the dude in the picture or the potty jokes at a 3rd grade level?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Dammit is there a different post where when I hit refresh I am not looking up the nostil of Pete D? The addict in me wants to lick the chumputer screen!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 12:46am.
yeah, this just seems "fun"... yeah, "fun"... i'll leave it at that
@Deb.... hi, sweetheart!
OT: even if i had a rats ass, yep.. not givin' it... i can get top dollar for it at a chinese restaurant
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
You all are mean booger snatchers. I'm guarding my last good booger for dear life. Don't none of yous comez near it or I'll use my zuper powzerz and poof you all into my left nostril. Don't dare me!
Submitted by SkyBitch on July 19, 2008 - 12:45am.
Hi, hon. Don't squeeze out a fart when I hug you, the 3rd graders left the room.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 12:43am.
Hey!
Enjoying what passes for "fun" here lately?
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Hello ESE,
There is a funny bone hiding in here somewhere.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Hi ESE & TV! *MUAH*
Sorry, I haven't had the time to snark here lately, so had to bust out some nastiness. I'm not sure if I'm done yet. :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by . on July 19, 2008 - 12:37am.
Submitted by SkyBitch on July 19, 2008 - 12:35am.
OK, who wants to split that booger with me?
Does that come with a cherry on top and a fortune? If yes, then hell to the yeah! Sign me up!
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Vous etes nas-TAY! BLeCh!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 12:42am.
and adding... hi, TV!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 12:40am.
Agreeing with ESE.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on July 19, 2008 - 12:35am.
totally not involved in this convo... or damn near anything here lately... just wanted to say.. hi, SkyB!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by SkyBitch on July 19, 2008 - 12:35am.
OK, who wants to split that booger with me?
Does that come with a cherry on top and a fortune? If yes, then hell to the yeah! Sign me up!
OK, who wants to split that booger with me?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
seriously, i'm drinking right now, and even the alcohol isn't numbing the sight of this WRECK- in fact, it makes me nauseous! ewwww!
God Bless the brave photographer that got this shot.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
woooow
SkyB,
Thanks for the warning.
i am now going to say g'night about 20 times but I am only doing it once. G'night, g'night...
Yeah, you all get me.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
***Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 18, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Skybitch,
Retch...no more pls...
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Uh, OK. Just don't read my post on the Valley Girl thread. :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Skybitch,
Retch...no more pls...cleaned up 7 piles of doggy puke today...all which happened when I was out, so got home to a hot house and the smell of vom everywhere. I had to hang over the patio railing for 20 mins till I regained equilibrium.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
EEG & . :
Then he shoots his zit poppins!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by SkyBitch on July 18, 2008 - 11:42pm.
LOL! That was awesome! Want mystery sauce with that? ;))
Submitted by SkyBitch on July 18, 2008 - 8:42pm.
JHC....some of us just ate dinner! Ta...Ta very much.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Damn, you just KNOW when Dreamboat is jonesing his ass off at the tail end of a binge, he picks that boogie and eats it. After that, he probably chops up his toe jam and snorts it.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
That picture ruined my appetite. What is the fungus growing on his face? His coloring looks like he's jaundiced and/or a wax corpse, and the teeth are rotting out of his head.
lol MK at the post. He's disgusting. Between he and Amy Whino they would make the perfect coke couple
Could he be anymore disgusting? Yes, he could and he is.
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Is the coke booger the new black? I mean, what is up with that shit? Should I be ahead of the trend and have my coke booger OUTSIDE of the schnoz? Or, better yet... Coke booger fashion!!!Coke booger purses...your coke isn't only IN your purse but ON your purse, in a snake-skin pattern made of coke and boogers...LOVELY...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I have to say. This guy is one of those people I don't get you guys talking about. Yawn. I see 10 talented, fucked-up guys like him each day. I guess they never dated international models tho...or maybe they did! I could see it. I guess at this point, I can see anything happening.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S
Submitted by madam s. on July 18, 2008 - 8:02pm.
period,
Lunch for a hamster that wants to be speeding for about a week. That hamster wheel would catch fire it would be going so fast.
lmao!
Tilt-a-hurl in action. Them little teensy feets would run themselves to the bone.
Gross thought but...true.
Icky.
period,
Lunch for a hamster that wants to be speeding for about a week. That hamster wheel would catch fire it would be going so fast.
There is enough lunch for a small hampster in that nostril.
Gross. I think I just puked and typed!
he is such a fucking filthy crum bum. makes me want to puke just looking at him. I bet his ass smells putrid.
Seriously I'm beginning to think a high intake of illegal drugs and alcohol is the fountain of youth. Yes you look like death but you never die!! what up wit dat?? These people are like fucking roaches.
I mean he even has rotten teeth! Then you have the health nut that gets cancer or just falls over dead. I don't get it. Does anyone out there know the answer?
No one photographs quite like Dreamboat. It's like color photography is taken to a whole new level with his image.
Mike,
Thanks! My fingers are crossed for next year!
Sandbitch,
It's a date!!!
Pitseleh,
The USD is almost 1.60 to the Euro. Ugh!
All, Thanks for the great convo! I'm gone for the night! Ciao!
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He is the epitome of grace and good culture...
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